Advertisement
If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)
Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie
Hi there,
There is an issue with role permissions that is being worked on at the moment.
If you are having trouble with access or permissions on regional forums please post here to get access: https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058365403/you-do-not-have-permission-for-that#latest

That smells like sh*t

  • 18-04-2008 4:00pm
    #1
    Canis Lupus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,893 ✭✭✭


    Came out of the house this morning in London to have the smell of slurry spreading hit me and I thought I was back home in the kingdom. Thought it was strange but apparently it's all over the South of the UK.

    Smelly Europe is to blame!

    http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30100-1313303,00.html


Comments

  • #2
    Karoma
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    Sky Lies wrote:
    She said static wind over countries like Holland and Belgium may have collected pollutants, like agricultural and industrial products.

    "The wind picked up overnight and the smell was drawn towards us," she said.

    ...

    "With a south or south-westerly wind, it will be gone, but it is possible it may hang around until Tuesday. Alternatively, we are considering distributing emergency supplies of Indian curries to the population of London in the hopes of replacing this awful smell of European shit with good old perfume-scented English poopy," she said.

    .


  • #3
    Cool_CM
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭Cool_CM


    Whoever smellt it dealt it


  • #4
    Sherifu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    Tell the frogs to take a bath.


  • #5
    Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,556 ✭✭✭✭Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    oooh, it's going to be fun when the american news networks get a hold of this one


  • #6
    Wertz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    lol @ the brits...of course it has to Europe, I mean English farmers don't anything nasty and unnatural like spreading pig slurry on their fields in springtime like every other f*cking farmer in the EU. :rolleyes: Even your sh*te smells of rose petals...

    We're currently getting a nice cool easterly in my part of the country, right in off the sea...I can guarantee you that were it coming from inland, I'd be dry retching at the stench like I am in other years


  • Advertisement
  • #7
    squibs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 975 ✭✭✭squibs


    What can I say? I had a bit to spare, so I took the tractor over on the ferry. Covent Garden was looking a bit barren so I let rip. Ye'll have grand spuds in June. The young'uns were fair impressed. Tell Sasha and Zoe theres a bed for them in Mooncoin, should they be in the neighbourhood, and that thing with the tongue would be fierce useful for combatting mastitis...


Advertisement