*****cant Sneeze*****

rrrkelly

wats up

anyone ever get the urge to sneeze but cant manage the 'choo' part:mad:,
this has been happening to me at least 5 times a day for the past year and when i manage the odd sneeze(once a fortnight) it feels orgasmic...plus doctors,family and frienda think i'm crazy and dont understand it or how it feels and i cant even find much info on the web............WTF:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

Puddleduck

rrrkelly wrote: »

wats up

anyone ever get the urge to sneeze but cant manage the 'choo' part:mad:,
this has been happening to me at least 5 times a day for the past year and when i manage the odd sneeze(once a fortnight) it feels orgasmic...plus doctors,family and frienda think i'm crazy and dont understand it or how it feels and i cant even find much info on the web............WTF:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

I have the opposite problem, I cant stop sneezing

Sherifu

Bless you.

[WoW]

yes, not that often though. its HORRIBLE!:mad:

bitemybanger

a aaaaaaaa AAAAAAAA TSSSSSSUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.:eek:

RoyalMarine

rrrkelly wrote: »

wats up

anyone ever get the urge to sneeze but cant manage the 'choo' part:mad:,
this has been happening to me at least 5 times a day for the past year and when i manage the odd sneeze(once a fortnight) it feels orgasmic...plus doctors,family and frienda think i'm crazy and dont understand it or how it feels and i cant even find much info on the web............WTF:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

sellotape your eye lids open. it helps. trust me.

Virgil°

I know the pain.
Gently massage your nostril with rolled a up tip of tissue.

Thrill

Happens the odd time. It's still a pain though.

Supercell

Whats stopping you getting a peice of bog roll and blowing your nose?

Ruu_Old

Pluck a nose hair.

AckwelFoley

rrrkelly wrote: »

wats up

anyone ever get the urge to sneeze but cant manage the 'choo' part:mad:,
this has been happening to me at least 5 times a day for the past year and when i manage the odd sneeze(once a fortnight) it feels orgasmic...plus doctors,family and frienda think i'm crazy and dont understand it or how it feels and i cant even find much info on the web............WTF:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

Rathernotinteresting

It actually could be some form of irritation or allergy you have..

When you are about to sneeze Look up at the sun, or a lit light fixture. It will help you force your oncoming sneeze.. that will work for 1 in 3 ppl...photic sneeze reaction.

Tusky

rrrkelly wrote: »

wats up

anyone ever get the urge to sneeze but cant manage the 'choo' part:mad:,
this has been happening to me at least 5 times a day for the past year and when i manage the odd sneeze(once a fortnight) it feels orgasmic...plus doctors,family and frienda think i'm crazy and dont understand it or how it feels and i cant even find much info on the web............WTF:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

I have the answer. Next time you really need to sneeze, look at the ceiling. I guarantee it works.

Abi

Supercell wrote: »

Whats stopping you getting a peice of bog roll and blowing your nose?

Because theres no fun in that. :pac:


I kinda like the 'choo' part myself. I feel totally unsatisfied if I dont. Id even say cheated.. there is a link there Id say. When you think about it, your breathing pattern changes for both. The sneeze, and if you are having an orgasm. It quickens, you hold it for a bit - and then suddenly exhale. Maybe a link to the respiratory system.

Thats about the best way I can explain it!

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Tusky wrote: »

I have the answer. Next time you really need to sneeze, look at the ceiling. I guarantee it works.

Sort of right, its the light bulb that does it for me

jigglywoo

Sniff some pepper.

Tusky

Abigayle wrote: »

Because theres no fun in that. :pac:


I kinda like the 'choo' part myself. I feel totally unsatisfied if I dont. Id even say cheated.. there is a link there Id say. When you think about it, your breathing pattern changes for both. The sneeze, and if you are having an orgasm. It quickens, you hold it for a bit - and then suddenly exhale. Maybe a link to the respiratory system.

Thats about the best way I can explain it!

I always thought it was because the brain releases a small amount of serationin (happy juice) when you sneeze and when you have an orgasm.

Abi

Tusky wrote: »

I always thought it was because the brain releases a small amount of serationin (happy juice) when you sneeze and when you have an orgasm.

Hmmm.. could be possible. Perhaps a combination of both. From the height and and the aftermath of both, there is a sense of relief.