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Hypothetical question for men.

  • 16-04-2008 5:13pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭


    If you were on holiday and a girl you either barely knew, knew a bit or didn't know at all wanted to pull you (yes I mean for sex), how could she let you know in a way that she didn't risk rejection? How could she find out if you are interested for sure without having to come right out and ask? How could she say, "I want to f you!" without having to say it, and without having to flirt ridiculously? Would it make a difference how well you knew her?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,380 ✭✭✭remus808


    Draft a letter, put in a gilded envelope and have it delivered by carrier pidgeon.

    "Dear Sir, My sasquatch would like to sample the fine delights of your member. Please RSVP."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    a/s/l ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 270 ✭✭jacko


    karmabass wrote: »

    "Dear Sir, My sasquatch would like to sample the fine delights of your member. Please RSVP."

    ha ha ha. quality.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,031 ✭✭✭Lockstep


    I have to ask.....
    Are you a guy looking for advice to tell someone/looking to see how other men's mind works,

    or are you a lady wanthing to flirt more?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,893 ✭✭✭Davidius


    It wouldn't matter. I wouldn't sleep with a girl who was willing to sleep with somebody she barely knew with ease. The way she'd be acting she'd probably have an STD. :pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    Where's the holiday?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,481 ✭✭✭Fremen


    Something a bit subtle like "want to come back to my place" after a drink would probably work.
    Or she could wear some kind of sandwich-board.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,706 ✭✭✭Voodu Child


    how could she let you know in a way that she didn't risk rejection?
    Life's too short to worry about rejection.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,698 ✭✭✭✭BlitzKrieg


    drink
    drink
    drink
    drink

    and more drink


    thats how you get pregnant in ibiza.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    Davidius wrote: »
    It wouldn't matter. I wouldn't sleep with a girl who was willing to sleep with somebody she barely knew with ease. The way she'd be acting she'd probably have an STD. :pac:
    horse manure.

    you can't assume someone has an std just cuz they wanna bed someone

    the invite back to hers/yours whatever it is after a drink sounds highly plausable.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    OP, I recommend that you ask men folk if they would like sexual intercourse. A lot will say yes.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭Caoimhín


    Where is this happening?
    Can i come?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭StormWarrior


    I am female, this will be in Sweden, and I do not have any STDs. This may come as a shock to you, but such things as condoms have been around for a while now.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    You could try flirting...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,893 ✭✭✭Davidius


    Le Rack wrote: »
    horse manure.

    you can't assume someone has an std just cuz they wanna bed someone.

    :pac:

    Sure that's just one reason. I also wouldn't do it because I'm quite judgmental of people who sleep with people they barely know.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭StormWarrior


    Well thankfully the Scandinavians are alot more open minded.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,848 ✭✭✭bleg


    go up to him in a short skirt without any underwear on wipe your vagina off his leg, bend over so it's visable, look around and meow like a cat


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,857 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    bleg wrote: »
    go up to him in a short skirt without any underwear on wipe your vagina off his leg, bend over so it's visable, look around and meow like a cat
    LOL. I have to say, that would probably work with me.....

    OP I think a picture is necessary so we can accurately answer the question


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭StormWarrior


    Well I am not putting a pic up but everyone tells me I look just like Catherine Zeta Jones.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,031 ✭✭✭Lockstep


    Well I am not putting a pic up but everyone tells me I look just like Catherine Zeta Jones.

    Pfff yeah right.

    http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb45/cianmoran/Funnies/chubbyharry-Copy.jpg


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭StormWarrior


    OK you busted me. Where did you get my picture from?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,794 ✭✭✭JC 2K3


    how could she let you know in a way that she didn't risk rejection?
    She can't, she needs to get over her ego. ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    screw rejection, you're in a foreign country, you're not gonna know whatever guy you choose and you're prob never gonna see him again, go for it!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Um, just go for a drink with him, chat, dance, kiss, ask him has he showered in the last 24 hours, the rest is history.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,209 ✭✭✭✭JohnCleary


    "Lob it inta me boss"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,420 ✭✭✭Invincible


    Ask him while giggling,"would you like to put the eyes standing in my head tonight"? ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭StormWarrior


    Invincible wrote: »
    Ask him while giggling,"would you like to put the eyes standing in my head tonight"? ;)

    what?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,031 ✭✭✭Lockstep


    I have to say this:

    Really most guys are very receptive to the idea of sex, asking a guy for sex might seem cheap to some guys but others will just be wanting to get their leg over.

    Not a good idea if your looking for a long term relationship.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Kid Nothing


    Just whip your floppers out and see what he says...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,028 ✭✭✭Hellm0


    Without being too obvious, make eye contact and smile, find an excuse to be near him and when he sparks conversation with you(which he will do if he's interested) laugh at all his joke's and touch him lightly on the shoulder(or wherever). After that things will progress as they normally do, in that he will most likely be the one to make the move towards ploughing your fertile field with his pulsating tool.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭Caoimhín


    Well thankfully the Scandinavians are alot more open minded.

    Eh... Seriously though, where will this be happening?
    You don't happen to have a strange fetish for fat ugly men wearing Guinness stained Celtic jerseys?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,243 ✭✭✭truecrippler


    Just get drunk and the guy will take advantage... simple as.
    Work's like a charm. ;).


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 79 ✭✭Mr Mister


    Two words: Powerpoint Presentation.

    Make sure to include pictures and the checkerboard slide transition and you'll be in the money


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,754 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    If you were on holiday and a girl you either barely knew, knew a bit or didn't know at all wanted to pull you (yes I mean for sex), how could she let you know in a way that she didn't risk rejection? How could she find out if you are interested for sure without having to come right out and ask? How could she say, "I want to f you!" without having to say it, and without having to flirt ridiculously? Would it make a difference how well you knew her?

    "Hi. Fancy a shag?"

    Unfortauntel, Women are SH1TE when it comes to simple uncomplicated communicating and saying exactly what they mean.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,857 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    "Hi. Fancy a shag?"

    Unfortauntel, Women are SH1TE when it comes to simple uncomplicated communicating and saying exactly what they mean.
    Exactly. Sometimes 'no' DOES mean 'yes' -- no matter what the police say!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,098 ✭✭✭MonkeyTennis


    a lot of good answers but no-one has suggested a vulcan mind meld. I'm a tad disappointed tbt.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    Women hold the balance of power when it comes to getting some, for the most part.
    Unless you're pig fugly, if you come right out and say to him that you want to f*ck (in words of your own choosing) 99% of the time rejection won't be an issue. Sure, he probably won't respect you as much afterwards, but he will respect your honesty and straightforwardness and you'll get your X minutes of pleasure...everyone's a winner.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,783 ✭✭✭Pj!


    bleg wrote: »
    go up to him in a short skirt without any underwear on wipe your vagina off his leg, bend over so it's visable, look around and meow like a cat

    Haha, best post I've seen in quite some time.


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