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Tale of the Irish Sausage

  • 16-04-2008 04:32PM
    #1
    Sengoku79
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 356 ✭✭


    Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money
    between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.

    Murphy said "Hang on, I have an idea."

    He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large
    sausage.

    Shamus said "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!"

    Murphy replied, "Don't worry - just follow me."

    He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness
    and two glasses of Jameson Whisky.

    Shamus said "Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be
    in?
    We haven't got any money!!"

    Murphy replied, with a smile. "Don't worry, I have a plan, Cheers!"

    They downed their Drinks. Murphy said, "OK, I'll stick the sausage
    through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth."

    The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.

    They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for
    free.

    At the tenth pub Shamus said "Murphy - I don't think I can do any more
    of this. I'm drunk and me knees are killin'me!"

    Murphy said, "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third
    pub.


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