Post something good you've done... and something bad you've done

AARRRGH

Good: This was about 15 few years ago. I knew a foreign kid (non-EU) who was really excited about Santa Claus coming at Christmas. He spoke about it all the time. I met him on St. Stephen's day and it turns out Santa hadn't brought him any presents. He was depressed as hell. Feeling sorry for him, I went home, got a box of chocolates, and gave them to him claiming Santa had left them in my back garden with a note saying they were for him (he had been too busy on Christmas night to bring them to the kids house, etc.)

The little foreign kid started crying he was so happy...

Bad: I used to study for my Junior Cert in a room at the front of the house. A kid from the area used to deliver the newspaper to our house. Every time he passed by my window he would said "Merry Christmas" even though it wasn't Christmas. This used to annoy me.

One day myself and my friend (also a boards.ie user) saw him delivering papers a few houses down the road. We waited for him to reach our house. As he approached the door we jammed a huge knife out the letter box! The kid jumped back, screamed, and ran off.

That was the last newspaper he ever delivered. MUHAHAH.

useful_contacts

dublindude wrote: »

As he approached the door we jammed a huge knife out the letter box! The kid jumped back, screamed, and ran off.

That was the last newspaper he ever delivered. MUHAHAH.

ha ha

Pj!

Good: Went travelling

Bad: Came home

Trojan911

I complimented a girl once on the nice outfit she was wearing...... and then spoiled it by saying shame about the "Thunder Thighs" & "Moustache"...... (She had pi**ed me off earlier)...

Toots

Trojan911 wrote: »

I complimented a girl once on the nice outfit she was wearing...... and then spoiled it by saying shame about the "Thunder Thighs" & "Moustache"...... (She had pi**ed me off earlier)...

Oooh! That's just mean! but hilarious

Davidius

Good-
Defended our country from an underground terrorist group that was secretly eroding away government so they could put their fascists rules into practice. I managed to infilitrate their HQ and remove their leader from power by killing him and taking his disguise. I then destroyed said HQ with a bomb.

Bad-
Defended the current system of government. Gosh darn.

beautiation

dublindude wrote: »

Good: This was about 15 few years ago. I knew a foreign kid (non-EU) who was really excited about Santa Claus coming at Christmas. He spoke about it all the time. I met him on St. Stephen's day and it turns out Santa hadn't brought him any presents. He was depressed as hell. Feeling sorry for him, I went home, got a box of chocolates, and gave them to him claiming Santa had left them in my back garden with a note saying they were for him (he had been too busy on Christmas night to bring them to the kids house, etc.)

The little foreign kid started crying he was so happy...

Bad: I used to study for my Junior Cert in a room at the front of the house. A kid from the area used to deliver the newspaper to our house. Every time he passed by my window he would said "Merry Christmas" even though it wasn't Christmas. This used to annoy me.

One day myself and my friend (also a boards.ie user) saw him delivering papers a few houses down the road. We waited for him to reach our house. As he approached the door we jammed a huge knife out the letter box! The kid jumped back, screamed, and ran off.

That was the last newspaper he ever delivered. MUHAHAH.

Aw! Both stories made me go all :pac: inside.

Good: Poking Jesus with a stick where he lay dead during our Easter play to show the sobbing junior infants that he wasn't really dead.

Bad: Using the pointy end of my Centurion's spear.

FlutterinBantam

Good: Crimped off a particularly knobbly knotty foul smelling bolus in"Shanahans of the Green"plopped her into the pan nicely coiled.

Bad: Didn't flush.

Trojan911

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Good: Crimped off a particularly knobbly knotty foul smelling bolus in"Shanahans of the Green"plopped her into the pan nicely coiled.

Bad: Didn't flush.

Very expensive place.............. Went there for dinner once... Errr and it'll still be once.....

FlutterinBantam

Indeed.

Felt I had to get my monies worth:cool:

Sherifu

Good: Looking for Easter eggs on Easter Sunday.

Bad: Looking for Easter eggs on Christmas day.

phantom_lord

bad: i stole jesus from the crib in our school.

good: um, idk.

bluemachaveli

dublindude wrote: »

Bad: I used to study for my Junior Cert in a room at the front of the house. A kid from the area used to deliver the newspaper to our house. Every time he passed by my window he would said "Merry Christmas" even though it wasn't Christmas. This used to annoy me.

One day myself and my friend (also a boards.ie user) saw him delivering papers a few houses down the road. We waited for him to reach our house. As he approached the door we jammed a huge knife out the letter box! The kid jumped back, screamed, and ran off.

That was the last newspaper he ever delivered. MUHAHAH.

Hmmmmm, i have a day off tomorrow, and i'm not too fond of the Postman for making me go all the way to the Post Office to collect my packages. Lazy git claims there is never anyone home so he refuses to bring anything that won't fit in the letterbox!

antodeco

Good Helped a fragile old woman across the road

Bad Same old woman did not want to cross the road

Riddle101

Good: Saved a kids life, he was about to walk across the road and just a bike was coming i pulled him out of the way

Bad: embarrased a girl in primary school by saying something to her in front of the whole class(Was rather mean), i apoligised after though