Rumours

KnifeWRENCH

What's the weirdest rumour you've ever heard about either yourself or a friend/family member?
When I was in 3rd year in secondary school, I heard that apparently I'd gotten a 1st year girl pregnant. I have no idea where it came from: I'd never even spoken to the girl!!!
It went away after a few days, but I'm still puzzled by it all.
Any of ye have any similar experience?

Irish Halo

That I'd died from alcohol poisoning but I did have way too much to drink at a debs that summer ...

Quality

That my dad got €50million for land he sold, We all thought that was hilarious. But none of us denied it!!:D

Rob_l

A long time ago i was out with a friend of mine who got attacked and beaten badly i survived without a scratch he needed stitches to his head.

I didn't go back up to that particular neighborhood for a while but when i did I was greeted by a lot of funny looks and then someone told me a story had gone around about how that night i was the one attacked I was dragged into a van and was most probably dead and buried up the mountains.

I never found out why anyone would think, I would be dragged up the mountains and buried!

Unaton

That I was a butch lesbian cos I played soccer better than boys...

6th

I was in a coma a few weeks back.

Rb

6th wrote: »

I was in a coma a few weeks back.

Lol yeah that one was hilarious

stovelid

6th wrote: »

I was in a coma a few weeks back.

Being in a hypothetical coma was offset by the great feeling that people were discussing you though?

6th

rb_ie wrote: »

Lol yeah that one was hilarious

Bet you wish you'd thought of it

stovelid wrote: »

Being in a hypothetical coma was offset by the great feeling that people were discussing you though?

You'd think so but no. I guess I must have my limits after all :pac:

leninbenjamin

some guy kept telling everyone i was French back in the old school days. he seemed to believe it to. that was an odd one that.

Al_Fernz

During 4th year I didn't go into school for 6 weeks because of holidays and that I had a fever. So my mates told all the teachers and classmates that I had arthritis and was in a wheelchair. When I eventually came back I was 10 mins late for class. I came in and everybody the teacher included started clapping while my mates all had big dirty grins plastered on their faces.

Cool_CM

That one of the lads from college got sh*tfaced at a party and proceeded to finger the hosts cat.
It was so hilarious that we made sure it spread.
Until this day he is still known as "that guy who fingered the cat:D"

Sanjuro

Someone started a rumour that I scored my mate's ma. It was totally untrue. I'd scored his sister.

Rb

6th wrote: »

Bet you wish you'd thought of it

Nah, whilst I found it hilarious it was bad form. The funniest part was all the co-incidences though, i.e you not being able to contact/being in the hospital for other matters etc etc. The one feckin' day you're not around and someone goes and posts that you've been in an accident, must have been one of your mates or someone that had that information accessible to them though.

Overheal

Ah that poor slut girl at my school that got herself called Fists McGee... then shortly thereafter Sh*ts McGee.... classic stuff. The first self explainatory; the second for apparently taking a crapper on some guy in the middle of the act.

Dragan

Apparently i threw a work friend through a window on a night out.
That one got a laugh out of me.

5starpool

Cool_CM wrote: »

That one of the lads from college got sh*tfaced at a party and proceeded to finger the hosts cat.
It was so hilarious that we made sure it spread.
Until this day he is still known as "that guy who fingered the cat:D"

Now that is brilliant.

Irish Halo

I used to work somewhere which had a few locations in the city and one time a member of staff returned to where I was working after working elsewhere for a year or two.

Now we had changed managers in the interim (I started after he moved) and the rumour went around that the guy had moved to the other location because he had a disagreement with the old manager and had opened the goods lift door when the lift was a few floors below (there was an override of the safety which most experience staff knew about) and held the manager by his neck (he was a runt with a small man problem) over the gaping hole and after that had to move to another location.

It all sounds plausible (if you meet the guy) up until the point that he didn't get fired.

all the stars

em, that i was engaged and had a baby recently. was odd because im very slim and where i hid this preganacy still makes me wonder..
At no point did the rumour say i was expecting- i just had a baby... whats stranger is i dont have nieces or nephew, so would never even be seen around babies or prams...

Faith

That I read the dictionary for fun .

Obviously having a broad vocabulary at 12 sparked some jealousy!

Al_Fernz

Cool_CM wrote: »

That one of the lads from college got sh*tfaced at a party and proceeded to finger the hosts cat.
It was so hilarious that we made sure it spread.
Until this day he is still known as "that guy who fingered the cat:D"

Speaking of cat rumours.........

There was this girl in our school and somehow a rumour got spread around that she liked to ram cat food up "herself" and get her cat to lick it out.:eek:

nevaeh-2die-4

the best rumour i have ever heard was, there is a god, and after life.

board om

Al_Fernz wrote: »

Speaking of cat rumours.........

There was this girl in our school and somehow a rumour got spread around that she liked to ram cat food up "herself" and get her cat to lick it out.:eek:

yeah, i think there was a rumour in every school about some girl ramming cat food or dog food up her snatch and getting a cat or dog to lick it out. did people actually belive that sh*te?

Lawless_Samurai

When I was in third class I got knocked down by a car over the Easter break. After two weeks I came back and when I got into school a lad in my class came up and started touching my face looking all amazed!

This freaked me out because I wasn't really a close friend of his, ya know? I hardly talked to him before let alone have him touch my face! I asked what he was doing and he said that he heard I had got run over by a truck and died! Obviously not I said and preceded to tell I didn't even break a bone in my body. Just ripped skin off the left side of my face. Big mistake, this impressed him even more. Since then he looked at me.... kinda funny

Rob_l

board om wrote: »

yeah, i think there was a rumour in every school about some girl ramming cat food or dog food up her snatch and getting a cat or dog to lick it out. did people actually belive that sh*te?

Are you trying to say this didn't happen:eek:

Ay Cee

Because I listened to Hip Hop when I was growing up and dressed accordingly there was going around that I was saving up for an operation to "be black"

kev_s88

Ay Cee wrote: »

Because I listened to Hip Hop when I was growing up and dressed accordingly there was going around that I was saving up for an operation to "be black"

ah a negroplasty

Al_Fernz

board om wrote: »

yeah, i think there was a rumour in every school about some girl ramming cat food or dog food up her snatch and getting a cat or dog to lick it out. did people actually belive that sh*te?

I didn't and doubt much people or anyone did - but its still good fun spreading sh1t when its not about you

Was out for a week back in November due to back problems, and for some reason a rumour went around work that I had fallen off a roof.

I hadn't, unfortunately. At least that would have been a story.

Aisling(",)

well if you were to believe them all:

I've a secret child at home.:rolleyes:
I'm pregnant.:eek:
I had sex with one of my teachers.:eek:
I had 7 different guys on new years eve:mad:
Im dutch/south african.
Im 14 or somtimes 13.:rolleyes:
I had an orgy where i was the only girl with 6 lads.:mad:
I've apparently gone out with people i dont even know.

so turns out ive an incredibly busy life i knew nothing about!
none of it is true!..no kids,no boyfriends,im irish,16 and havent had an orgy or a 3some!

Ay Cee

kev_s88 wrote: »

ah a negroplasty

Do you know how expensive they were back in the early 90s?! :eek:

metaoblivia

The two rumors about me:

I used to practice gymnastics in my living room... naked (this was started by a boy I knew, and I think it was more wishful thinking than anything else).

And according to the drama club, my high school boyfriend and I had sex every chance we could (reality - we were both virgins).

truecrippler

That after I left work, I got really depressed and was on medication.
I went back into the job to see me mate there, everyone was questioning me.

And that I was having an affair.. well... kinda true. :eek:

Lawless_Samurai

truecrippler wrote: »

And that I was having an affair.. well... kinda true. :eek:

How is it kinda true... It either is or it isn't! :rolleyes:

kev_s88

truecrippler wrote: »

That after I left work, I got really depressed and was on medication.
I went back into the job to see me mate there, everyone was questioning me.

And that I was having an affair.. well... kinda true. :eek:

Lawless_Samurai wrote: »

How is it kinda true... It either is or it isn't! :rolleyes:

im sensing sexy results here.....do tell crippler

BlitzKrieg

I had an orgy where i was the only girl with 6 lads.

the correct term is gangbang

Sherifu

BlitzKrieg wrote: »

the correct term is gangbang

They just don't put the effort into rumours anymore.

deisedevil

One day at a friends funeral of all places an old friend walked up to me and said "congratulations, how's the little fella doin" Right in front of my girlfriend who turned and gave me a look that nearly turned me to stone. Apparently half the town had "known" for ages that I was after getting a girl pregnant. Pity they didn't let me know and I could have set them straight. Found out later who seemed to have been doing most of the spreading of the rumour. When I see him next I'll have to have a word or two with him. Bo**ix!

truecrippler

Well... lets say I didn't know at the time. True story. Still her 'acquaintance', as mentioned in another topic. But he's long gone now.

MizzLolly

I was out of school for a couple of months when I was younger due to medical reasons.

My God, did the rumours fly.

One was that I was pregnant (I was 14 at the time, it sooo wasn't true)

The other one was that I had died in hospital.

I came back into school at the beginning of third year only to be greeted by a guy who said... "Holy f**k.. I heard you were dead!!"..

:eek::rolleyes:

Lawless_Samurai

truecrippler wrote: »

Well... lets say I didn't know at the time. True story. Still her 'acquaintance', as mentioned in another topic. But he's long gone now.

Is it just me or that make just about no sense???

Collie D

That I had won the Lotto and moved to Barbados.

Reality was I had enough of my job and decided not to go back ever again and my bother was in Barbados for the summer.

misslt

I was sleeping with my boss and thats how I got my job.

My boss is 14 years older than me and I started working in the company before I did.

(I think I made it worse by telling him this story the night of our Christmas party :eek:)

In secondary school I had an accident involving a pane of glass and the palm of my hand. A rumour went around that I had done so much damage and had to get my hand amputated.

ThE_IVIAcIVIAIV

Aisling(",) wrote: »

well if you were to believe them all:

I've a secret child at home.:rolleyes:
I'm pregnant.:eek:
I had sex with one of my teachers.:eek:
I had 7 different guys on new years eve:mad:
Im dutch/south african.
Im 14 or somtimes 13.:rolleyes:
I had an orgy where i was the only girl with 6 lads.:mad:
I've apparently gone out with people i dont even know.

so turns out ive an incredibly busy life i knew nothing about!
none of it is true!..no kids,no boyfriends,im irish,16 and havent had an orgy or a 3some!

seems like certain rumour spreaders have a dirty image of you, kinda like the town bike, everybodys had a go :L

ThE_IVIAcIVIAIV

yeah i was out of school for a few weeks too and rumours spread that i was dead haha... that rumour seems to go for anyone who's been out of school for more than 2 weeks!

Aisling(",)

ThE_IVIAcIVIAIV wrote: »

seems like certain rumour spreaders have a dirty image of you, kinda like the town bike, everybodys had a go :L

i know the exact 3/4 people who make them up...generally it just spirals wouldnt even bother me if there was truth behind them.

chuci

i was pregnant and had an abortion being 17 at the time with no money or boyfriend i fail to see how this could happen.

i didn't wear a skirt in secondary school during the winter i used wear pants and was called a lesbian for some time.

My family moved to Kerry in July 1996. Because of the timing and the fact that we came from Dublin, there was talk in the area that we were on the run after killing Veronica Guerin!

SexySoundGirl

Ok there is a good few cause i was the new girl in my school and apparently that makes people say bad things about ya...

1)I fingered myself in class to my irish book.......I hate irish and considering my uniform I would have needed to be naked to do so...that one died out pretty quickly.

2)I was seen giving my bf a blowjob in a garden at 12.....he was in Australia so thats one big dick

3) Out for two weeks. got a drastic haircut.Apparently I had cancer.

4)My Mam was shot in a drug feud...actually she dies of emphasima (cant spell it??)

5)I'm a guy....I went along with that.

6) i killed a black girl by pushing her down the stair cause she was black thats why I had to move school(wow if thats all they do for murder these days,there was me thinking i'd go to prison)