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  • 14-04-2008 4:57pm
    #1
    Thrill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭


    Things people actually said in court, word for word...........................



    Q: What is your date of birth?
    A: July fifteenth.
    Q: What year?
    A: Every year.


    Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
    A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.


    Q: This myasthenia gravis-does it affect your memory at all?
    A: Yes.
    Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
    A: I forget.
    Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?


    Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
    A: Oral.


    Q: How old is your son-the one living with you?
    A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
    Q: How long has he lived with you?
    A: Forty-five years.


    Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
    A: He said, "where am I Cathy?"
    Q: And why did that upset you?
    A: My name is Susan.


    Q: Did you blow your horn or anything?
    A: After the accident?
    Q: Before the accident.
    A: Sure, I played horn for ten years. I even went to school for it.


    Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?


    Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?


    Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?


    Q: Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?


    Q: Did he kill you?


    Q: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?


    Q: You were there until the time you left, is that true?


    Q: How many times have you committed suicide?


    Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
    A: Yes.
    Q: And what were you doing at that time?


    Q: She had three children, right?
    A: Yes.
    Q: How many were boys?
    A: None.
    Q: Were there any girls?


    Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?
    A: Yes.
    Q: And these stairs, do they go up also?


    Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
    A: By death.
    Q: And by whose death was it terminated?


    Q: Can you describe the individual?
    A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
    Q: Was this a male or a female?


    Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
    A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.


    Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
    A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
    Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
    A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.


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