Malta...bizarre request

thejuicemaster

This request is just so bizarre I don’t know why I’m posting it…



Does anyone know of hotel in Valletta Malta that is:



• Depilated

• Rotten and stinking

• Owned/managed by ‘crazy folk’

• Has stray dogs / cats / fleas etc roaming around

• Plus anything that is vaguely covered by the phrase 'beat generation cliché'




To those who can help, I thank you in advance.

CantGetNoSleep

I'm intrigued, please tell us more

thejuicemaster

hey man...thanks for your interest

myself and an old (film)college friend from london are travelling over there to write a "Withnail and I" update. As past experience has taught me you cannot write in your back garden with a goddamn laptop sipping fu*kin lemonade. A certain amount of "sinking in" to a place and time has to happen. We are going to hole up to the worst hotel possible and spend our time between the bar where ollie reed died and the hotel room until we have a new withnail and I. We will be drinking all the time..and dat is dat.

growler

thejuicemaster wrote: »

This request is just so bizarre I don’t know why I’m posting it…



Does anyone know of hotel in Valletta Malta that is:



• Depilated

.

a hairless hotel ? that should be fairly easy to find, most hotels I know of are indeed hairless.

Can't help with the other criteria though

daycent

Remember to use a spell check for the screenplay:D