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American Rednecks

  • 11-04-2008 10:02pm
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    A redneck family from the hills of Arkansas was visiting the city
    and they were in a mall for the first time in their lives.


    The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped.


    They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.


    The boy asked, 'Paw, what's at'


    The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I dunno.


    I ain't never seen anything like that in my entire life, I ain't got no
    idea'r what it is.'


    While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old
    lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button.


    The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room.
    The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular number above the walls light up sequentially.


    They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the
    numbers began to light in the reverse order.


    Then the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24
    year-old blonde woman stepped out.


    The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son,










    'Boy.................go gitcha momma.!!..............


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,274 ✭✭✭de5p0i1er


    If you want good resneck jokes you should check out the blue collar comedy tour.


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