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You know that Proclaimers song...

  • 10-04-2008 04:51PM
    #1
    Pighead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭


    "I would walk 500 Miles"
    Well its basically 2 speccy Scottish blokes telling their chicks exactly how far they would go to prove their love for her. The chorus goes:

    But I would walk 500 miles
    And I would walk 500 more
    To be the man who walked 1,000 miles
    To fall down at your door

    Having walked 8 miles to get back home after a debs back in 94, Pighead appreciates the enormity of what the two lads are prepared to do. The lads women must be absolute stunners.

    To be perfectly frank, Pighead reckons the lads are full of shit. No way in hell would anybody walk 500 miles in these days of trains, cars and rollerskates. If the song was written back in the 2nd century then maybe it would be a bit more credible but its barely 20 years old for Gods sake.

    Anyway what other commonly uttered phrases or words would you consider to be of the "full of shit" variety?


Comments

  • #2
    johnnyrotten
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,591 ✭✭✭johnnyrotten


    "pighead"


  • #3
    Pighead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    johnnyrotten wrote: »
    "pighead"
    Good answer johnnyrottencockbecauseikeeponwettingmypantsanditsaffectedmypeniletissue.


  • #4
    johnnyrotten
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,591 ✭✭✭johnnyrotten


    What did you expect - Bad post reported!


  • #5
    Jimbo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭Jimbo


    "I dont know what a tracker mortgage is"

    EVERYONE knows what a tracker mortgage is.


  • #6
    johnnyrotten
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,591 ✭✭✭johnnyrotten


    jimbo78 wrote: »
    "I dont know what a tracker mortgage is"

    EVERYONE knows what a tracker mortgage is.

    Congrats to you MEH


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  • #7
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,219 ✭✭✭✭biko


    If you miss the train I'm on,
    You will know that I am gone,
    You can hear the whistle blow a hundred miles.
    A hundred miles, a hundred miles,
    A hundred miles, a hundred miles,
    you can hear the whistle blow a hundred miles.

    Lord I'm one, Lord I'm two, Lord I'm three, Lord I'm four,
    Lord I'm five hundred miles a way from home.

    Now that's how you get 500 miles. Beats walking.


  • #8
    RobertFoster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,353 ✭✭✭RobertFoster


    jimbo78 wrote: »
    "I dont know what a tracker mortgage is"

    EVERYONE knows what a tracker mortgage is.
    Ohhh, a TRACKER mortgage! I thought it was a TRACTOR mortgage.


  • #9
    Pighead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    johnnyrotten wrote: »
    Congrats to you MEH
    Aaah johnny me old pal. Relax. Ok jimbo78 made a bit of a fool of you by correctly pointing out that your signature is pants but be the better man here and ignore his cruel taunts. Theres no need to resort to MEHNESS.


  • #10
    zuutroy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,854 ✭✭✭zuutroy


    Lamest thread ever, and its there twice.


  • #11
    the GALL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 938 ✭✭✭the GALL


    hey pighead
    them lads are scottish so their probably to tight to buy the train ticket have you thought about it like that:D


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  • #12
    NoQuarter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,624 ✭✭✭NoQuarter


    Pretty much any statment made in third party is full of the brown stuff...


  • #13
    Pighead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    zuutroy wrote: »
    Lamest thread ever, and its there twice.
    Excellent input Mr zuutroy. But then thats to be expected when it comes to the author of such boards classics as:
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2054962679 : A rip roaring rollercoaster of a thread where zuutroy decides to tell everybody that he likes coffee. Apparently boards was unable to cope with the sheer volumes of people wanting to find out about zuutroys coffee habits.

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055031017 : zuutroy lets us know that an airport in Belgium is closed on this particular day. A Fascinating insight into what the transport system in Belgium. Pigheads still waiting for zuutroy to post up his long promised thread entitled "Timetables for Buses in Leuven, Belgium" Should be an epic.


  • #14
    Pighead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    king-stew wrote: »
    Pretty much any statment made in third party is full of the brown stuff...
    Pighead has a feeling that you're more inclined to be involved in Turd Parties.

    These parties involve you and your friends dressed up in only nappies, drinking alcholic curry in your bedroom listening to Boom Boom Boom Shake The Room by Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince.

    The rules stete that every time the Fresh Prince shouts "Boom" you must excrete a curried poo from your bottoms and swap nappies with each other.

    You're a sick puppy king-stew.


  • #15
    IanCurtis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,004 ✭✭✭IanCurtis


    empty vessels make the most noise


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