Why is it?

Quality

Why is it that you can smell your own farts?

You always look at your snots after blowing your nose?

That when your feeding a baby, you sit there smiling at them pretending to chew?

Pighead

Quality wrote: »

Why is it that you can smell your own farts?

Because they smell, ya big eejit. Thats like saying "Why is it when you wee wee in your pants, your legs get wet?"

This is probably the worst, unclassiest ridiculous question ever asked on boards. Pighead thinks you should head over to BGRH. That place is full of unclassy chicks.

Xavi6

Quality wrote: »

Why is it that you can smell your own farts?

Why wouldn't you be able to?

Quality wrote: »

You always look at your snots after blowing your nose?

To get the best ones for snack time

Quality wrote: »

That when your feeding a baby, you sit there smiling at them pretending to chew?

Eh WTF?

Lock....

whiskeyman

Tough day in AH today...

Caoimhín

And I thought I was odd.

Loomis

whiskeyman wrote: »

Tough day in AH today...

Every day is a tough day. No matter where you are
*enters pensive mode*

Heisenberg.

This post has been deleted.

Steve

If only I had the strenght to mock.

Trying to understand the OP has drained me.

IBTL.

Quality

Yeah but smell your own farts without having to run out of the room...

When the Oh Farts, I have to go running.. If I fart I can stick it?!

Overheal

Quality wrote: »

Why is it that you can smell your own farts?

You always look at your snots after blowing your nose?

That when your feeding a baby, you sit there smiling at them pretending to chew?

no more gange for you today.

Beerlao

i think the OP means "why do you not mind the smell of your own farts?"

i've no idea, but wafting a fart in the morning in bed is one of life's simple pleasures, and sharing it is even better.

Quality

Thanks beerlao...

DubArk

Quality wrote: »

Why is it that you can smell your own farts?

You always look at your snots after blowing your nose?

That when your feeding a baby, you sit there smiling at them pretending to chew?

WTF ……Is this April the first again? :rolleyes:

You need to get out more!!

Quality

I was watching my friend feeding her baby last night, anyhow everytime she put the spoon in his mouth, she sat there making these chewing faces... Mad looking, I was out for lunch today and there was another woman doing the same thing, spoon in the babys mouth and her doing the chewing... with a big smiley head on her..

funny

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Quality wrote: »

Why is it that you can smell your own farts?

You always look at your snots after blowing your nose?

Ahhh, another Quality post:

This is brought to you by the woman who thinks it's bad manners to eat with your knife & fork in the wrong hands and to put your elbows on the table, yet it's perfectly OK to discuss smelling your own farts on the Internet :rolleyes:

Sherifu

Quality wrote: »

Why is it that you can smell your own farts?

Because you should be punished when you've been bold.

Quality wrote: »

You always look at your snots after blowing your nose?

To make sure there's no blood.

Quality wrote: »

That when your feeding a baby, you sit there smiling at them pretending to chew?

Babies taste nice?


You seem to be studying farts - http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055270460

Schism

Quality wrote: »

Yeah but smell your own farts without having to run out of the room...

When the Oh Farts, I have to go running.. If I fart I can stick it?!

Everybody likes their own brand.

Quality

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote: »

Ahhh, another Quality post:

This is brought to you by the woman who thinks it's bad manners to eat with your knife & fork in the wrong hands and to put your elbows on the table, yet it's perfectly OK to discuss smelling your own farts on the Internet :rolleyes:

I would also think it is bad manners to fart in public...

But "Anything" goes in private;)

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Quality wrote: »

I would also think it is bad manners to fart in public...

But "Anything" goes in private;)

Hey, whatever you and your husband do behind closed is your business!

Degsy

I've never minded the smell of my own farts.The same smell that can send other people running out of the room retching that is.

Loopy

Cos womens farts smell like chanel..

After a good blow you need to see what the hell came out of there..

And when u chew whilst watching the baba take the bottle its like you trying to convey 'hurry the hell up will ya Im bursting for a whizz'..

chuci

caoibhin wrote: »

And I thought I was odd.

snap

A racy brainrot

Pighead wrote: »

Pighead thinks you should head over to BGRH. That place is full of unclassy chicks.

BGRH??
What's that when it's at home?

Loopy

A racy brainrot wrote: »

BGRH??
What's that when it's at home?

Beer guts and receding hairlines forum..

Pighead

A racy brainrot wrote: »

BGRH??
What's that when it's at home?

Its the forum where all the clinically obese and balding users post. They drink pretend beer in a pretend pub with pretend women and pretend that they're in great form because of the pretend drunkeness.

Its a cracking forum.

Dave!

Pighead is pretend bitter cos he can't even get his pretend hole! Booyah!

Huggles

Quality wrote: »

When the Oh Farts, I have to go running.. If I fart I can stick it?!

Your obviously proud of your putrid stench.