Do you wait till the 'coast is clear' ??

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Strange question....

But I find, especially at work, If I'm in the toilet/bog/jacks and having a barry white/s*ite/number 2. If somebody else comes in to the toilet, I'll wait in the cubicle until they've gone.

They may have just done the same themselves, or been in for the more respectable number 1, but I don't want to meet them face to face (red face to red face ... from embarrasment or otherwise) at the sinks etc ...

It would probably only apply to lads, as the cubicle for the ladies is just the way it is. Or perhaps if the ladies have had a more audible experience in there they may also wait till their neighbour has left...

Do you wait till the 'coast is clear' ????!!!

AnonoBoy

The lyrical content of your first few albums was much better that this. What's happened to you Elvis?

From Oliver's Army to 'is the coast clear ****ting?' Dear oh dear.

Personally I wait until other people are in the bathrooms and then do my business while leaving the cubicle door open.

Yeah. I AM A MAN!!!!!

ScumLord

If I'm having one of those poops that has allot of trumpets before the main event I might try to muffle it with TP but that would be about it.

JC 2K3

elviscostello wrote: »

But I find, especially at work, If I'm in the toilet/bog/jacks and having a barry white/s*ite/number 2. If somebody else comes in to the toilet, I'll wait in the cubicle until they've gone.

What if they're waiting for the cubicle?

Dennis the Stone

What if they're waiting for the cubicle?

Then a tense stand-off develops and Kevin Spacey is called in to negotiate

Jigsaw

I ALWAYS wait until the coast is clear. This is largely due to the fact that the unholy union of lager and cheap fast food in my gut makes for an utterly putrid stool and I do not want to be seen to be responsible for this, especially if I've scuffed the pot before it hits the water.

kev_s88

sometimes you just have to walk out with your head held high and be proud of the monstrosity you have just created.especially if someone is waiting to go in after you

connundrum

I find it strange that there is always a certain amount of embarrassment around the issue of pooping.

We all have to do it, we all generally make noise in doing so, and it nearly always smells. So whats the big deal?

I find myself celebrating a good poop every so often, sometimes telling people around me how good it was, what weight it may have been, effort required etc.

The only coast that I need to be cleared is the path from where I am at any one time to the actual toilet. Couldn't give a toss if the Pope was in the next cubicle saying mass.

Loomis

kev_s88 wrote: »

sometimes you just have to walk out with your head held high and be proud of the monstrosity you have just created.especially if someone is waiting to go in after you

And leave skidmarks?

stevoman

Nothing worse than sitting and enjoying a good barry and then somewhon comes in and sits at the cubicle beside you. you can hear every movement of their bowls and then they overwhelm you with thier smell as well as your own. i wont even use a cubicle if somewhon is in the next one.

Crap Time = Stevo Time!

Rob_l

If my god had not forsaken me he would strike you all down for this sh ite thread :mad::mad::mad:

Beerlao

Mr. Anderson wrote: »

And leave skidmarks?

oh yes, lots of them, really sticky and hard to wash off too

Sanjuro

And I thought I was the only one who waited til the coast was clear...

Schism

connundrum wrote: »

I find it strange that there is always a certain amount of embarrassment around the issue of pooping.

We all have to do it, we all generally make noise in doing so, and it nearly always smells. So whats the big deal?

I find myself celebrating a good poop every so often, sometimes telling people around me how good it was, what weight it may have been, effort required etc.

The only coast that I need to be cleared is the path from where I am at any one time to the actual toilet. Couldn't give a toss if the Pope was in the next cubicle saying mass.

heh heh

Ye if you gotta go you gotta go. Saying that I would feel a bit embarrassed if I had an especially noisy one with other's in the room.

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JC 2K3 wrote: »

What if they're waiting for the cubicle?

Don't really care what they are there for... plus, there is more than one cubicle, and other facilities in the building...

JC 2K3

But what if at a given time, every toilet in the building is occupied by someone who waits til the coast is clear, and in each bathroom there is at least one person waiting for a cubicle?

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JC 2K3 wrote: »

But what if at a given time, every toilet in the building is occupied by someone who waits til the coast is clear, and in each bathroom there is at least one person waiting for a cubicle?

well, unfortunately it's a bit s*it for the person waiting.

kev_s88

ba doom tish.....

antodeco

JC 2K3 wrote: »

But what if at a given time, every toilet in the building is occupied by someone who waits til the coast is clear, and in each bathroom there is at least one person waiting for a cubicle?

The sinks and handdryers cant be used too surely?

User45701

ill take a dump i wont take one if there is someone in the cubicle next door ill just come back in 5 besides that its all good.

Bard

It's a "couldn't give a sh!te" from me, as I don't shít in public.