9 Words Women Use

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9 WORDS WOMEN USE


(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.



(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.

Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.



(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.



(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!



(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)



(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.



(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just
say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless
she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking
you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ..... that will bring on a
'whatever').


(8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!



(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement,
meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

5times

All of those are exactly what happens. It's scary really.

Stabshauptmann

5times wrote: »

All of those are exactly what happens. It's scary really.

Which is why its not that funny...

de5p0i1er

Kaptain Redeye wrote: »

Which is why its not that funny...

Your right but it's good to know.

Profiler

9 words men use

(1) Fine:

This is the word men use to indicate something is fine, acceptable, agreeable...

(2) Five Minutes:

300 seconds, one 12th of an hour... more or less 5 minutes or about as long as sex lasts when he is picturing Angelina Jolie while doing you. (includes time taken to dispose of condom and fall asleep/phone Domino's)

(3) Nothing:

zero, zip, nada, nought.

(4) Go Ahead:

Hey! go for it, sounds like a good idea to me (by agreeing to this I don't have to move from the couch or change channel... right?)

(5) Loud Sigh:

This is not a word, usually means that the man has realised that at 5 feet 2 inches tall, 17 stone and 53 years of age his chances of making his premiership debut for Man Utd are slowly slipping away.

Often misunderstood by women as an expression of dissatisfaction with her and a desire to have sex with her sister/ her best mate/his own ex girlfriend.

(6) That's Okay:

This is one of the least dangerous statements a man can make to a woman. That's Okay means he wants to think as little as he can and waste as little time as he can before deciding to not bother with the fight as he likes her to have her own way most of the time anyway.

(7) Thanks:

The man is saying something just in case saying nothing is wrong, truth be known he didn't hear what you said as he was staring at your breasts / your sisters breasts / your best mates breasts / or thinking of his own ex girlfriends breasts. Be worried... very worried... for all of 5 seconds.

(8) Whatever:

A man's way of saying, "you know best dear" and that he wants to think as little as he can and waste as little time as he can before deciding to not bother with the fight as he likes her to have her own way most of the time anyway.


(9) Don't worry about it:

it means don't worry about it, so you hit the pillar with the car for the fifth time this week, sure if god wanted women to park cars safely she'd never have invented the stiletto heel now would she?

Rabies

/sends copy to BG&RH and LL