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Whats warm Pink and Hard?

  • 05-04-2008 08:59PM
    #1
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭


    Whats warm pink and hard?



















    ... a pig with a flick knife


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  • #2
    Mental Mickey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,667 ✭✭✭✭Mental Mickey


    snyper wrote: »
    Whats warm pink and hard?



















    ... a pig with a flick knife


    :D


  • #3
    mickrourke
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 687 ✭✭✭mickrourke


    Jaysus Snyper, a clean joke.
    Well done.


  • #4
    KlodaX
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,135 ✭✭✭KlodaX


    :)


  • #5
    Mossin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,219 ✭✭✭Mossin


    Q.Whats pink and fluffy?

    A.Pink Fluff

    Q.Whats blue and fluffy?

    A.Pink fluff choking


  • #6
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,786 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    What's warm and pink and hard and sticks out of your pajamas ?
























    Your head.


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  • #7
    Gary ITR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,801 ✭✭✭✭Gary ITR


    Whats hard on the outside, soft and wet on the inside, starts with a 'C' ends with a 'T' and has a 'U' and an 'N' in the middle?




























    A Coconut


  • #8
    mickrourke
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 687 ✭✭✭mickrourke


    What's long, hard and full of seamen?



























    A Submarine


  • #9
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 94,366 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    What's big and hairy and sticks out of you pajamas


















    your head.


  • #10
    mickrourke
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 687 ✭✭✭mickrourke


    Whats long, hard and hairy?





















    Hagars Helmet :p


  • #11
    D-Generate
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,946 ✭✭✭D-Generate


    Whats 6 inches long, hard and begins with a P?




    A good shít


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  • #12
    Xavi6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,977 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    D-Generate wrote: »
    Whats 6 inches long, hard and begins with a P?




    A good shít

    :D Brilliant


  • #13
    orestes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    snyper wrote: »
    Whats warm pink and hard?


    ... a pig with a flick knife
    Hagar wrote: »
    What's warm and pink and hard and sticks out of your pajamas ?

    Your head.

    Ok, who hacked Snyper and Hager's accounts and posted clean jokes?!


  • #14
    IrishMike
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,698 ✭✭✭IrishMike


    Quality all around :D


  • #15
    kev_s88
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,645 ✭✭✭kev_s88


    D-Generate wrote: »
    Whats 6 inches long, hard and begins with a P?




    A good shít

    best of the lot :D:D


  • #16
    Thrill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭Thrill


    D-Generate wrote: »
    Whats 6 inches long, hard and begins with a P?




    A good shít

    Nice one. :)


  • #17
    sd123
    Closed Accounts Posts: 534 ✭✭✭sd123


    What's long & thin,
    convered in skin,
    pink in parts,
    & shoved into tarts?

















































    Rhubarb :cool:


  • #18
    ericl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,064 ✭✭✭ericl


    D-Generate wrote: »
    Whats 6 inches long, hard and begins with a P?




    A good shít

    Brilliant, LMAO.:D:D


  • #19
    zuchum
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 500 ✭✭✭zuchum


    what's pink and hard in the morning?






    the financial times crossword


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