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Be a man? Or be a woman?

  • 04-04-2008 11:06pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,485 ✭✭✭


    In your opinion, taking absolutely everything into account, which is it best to be? There is the whole yin and yang thing, but if you had to choose for your next life which one to be (beginning June 1st 2008 as a newborn), which would you choose? Live as a man, or live as a woman?

    Would you live as a man? Or a woman? 52 votes

    I would choose to be a man.
    0% 0 votes
    I would choose to be a woman.
    61% 32 votes
    I would choose to be both.
    28% 15 votes
    I would choose to be neither.
    1% 1 vote
    I would choose to be an amusing combination of both.
    7% 4 votes


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭Thrill


    Man again.

    I really wouldn't want to....

    Go through pregnancy
    Have periods
    Suffer from PMS
    Have sex with a man


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Definitely a woman.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    I pity smelly man creatures with their inferior orgasms and lack of cat empathy.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭Trojan911


    Archeron wrote: »
    In your opinion, taking absolutely everything into account, which is it best to be? There is the whole yin and yang thing, but if you had to choose for your next life which one to be (beginning June 1st 2008 as a newborn), which would you choose? Live as a man, or live as a woman?


    Maybe in my next life I would be a female, as times are changing over here (finally & for the better), women will have a better position in life & won't be placed as second in the workplace or seen as the weaker sex etc.... Might add some more later.... Still thinking...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    I'd rather be a wookiee


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭Trojan911


    Thrill wrote: »
    I really wouldn't want to....

    Go through pregnancy
    Have periods
    Suffer from PMS
    Have sex with a man

    Hmmmm, that does put me off a bit...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    If the question is for life, then I have to say man ...

    Could cope with say 48 hours as a woman though ... there are a few things I wouldn't mind exploring, multiple orgasms being top of the list!

    I'd say in reality most people will choose to go with their existing gender, because, after all, that's what we're accustomed to ...


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    Trojan911 wrote: »
    Hmmmm, that does put me off a bit...

    As if our master plan isn't to make you do by 2040 anyway.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 268 ✭✭dublad23


    This is I :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Heh, guys can't have multiple orgasms... Loozers! :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,673 ✭✭✭Miss Fluff


    I love being a woman so definitely a laydeee. We are indeed the fairer sex.

    In saying that I wouldn't mind having a willy for a few days (and live as a man) but I would probably spend the entire time playing with it so probably best not:confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,673 ✭✭✭Miss Fluff


    Dudess wrote: »
    Heh, guys can't have multiple orgasms... Loozers! :D

    Yes they can!


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    They are still mostly vanilla and last like 4 seconds though.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭Trojan911


    Miss Fluff wrote: »
    In saying that I wouldn't mind having a willy for a few days (and live as a man) but I would probably spend the entire time playing with it so probably best not:confused:

    Snap.... If I sprouted a pair of 34D jugs for a few days I would not venture out of the bed either.... :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Miss Fluff wrote: »
    In saying that I wouldn't mind having a willy for a few days (and live as a man) but I would probably spend the entire time playing with it so probably best not:confused:
    Guess you understand the true essence of being a man all right ... :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,799 ✭✭✭Tha Gopher


    Benefits of being a woman:

    Its socially acceptable to pretend that running a household is actual work. A man who sits at home all day watching daytime tv while the wife works is a layabout apparently
    You dont have to work as hard as your male colleagues, but get paid the same anyway
    You are more likely to get promoted than harder working male colleagues
    Rather than pulling a sicky with a fake ill voice and a contrived long winded story that will elicit requests for further info from the boss, you just merely say womens problems and you are off like that.

    Negatives:

    Childbirth
    I refuse to kiss a girl after it has been in her mouth. My mickey is like a foul tasting piece of expired meat, no thanks!
    Eh...yes.....there you go. Two relatively minor negatives compared to the daily struggle of man.

    So in conclusion, I choose to be a strap on wielding lesbo who does fook all work and gets well paid for it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Tha Gopher wrote: »
    So in conclusion, I choose to be a strap on wielding lesbo who does fook all work and gets well paid for it.

    So ... no change for you either then? :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Trojan911 wrote: »
    Snap.... If I sprouted a pair of 34D jugs for a few days I would not venture out of the bed either.... :D
    What if they were 36D?
    Tha Gopher wrote: »
    I refuse to kiss a girl after it has been in her mouth. My mickey is like a foul tasting piece of expired meat, no thanks!
    I love these admissions by men that yeah, fellatio actually is fairly gross... :)

    By the way, how do you know what your mickey tastes like?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭Trojan911


    Tha Gopher wrote: »
    My mickey is like a foul tasting piece of expired meat, no thanks!

    You have tasted it? Are you a contortionist?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭Trojan911


    Dudess wrote: »
    What if they were 36D?

    Swoon...................


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,799 ✭✭✭Tha Gopher


    So ... no change for you either then? :p

    Im not a lesbian. My girlfriend usually wears the strap on when....


    wait, Ive said too much :eek:
    Dudess wrote: »
    By the way, how do you know what your mickey tastes like?

    Im actually Ron Jeremy :)

    meh, you can taste it off the tongue, eugh :(


    On a similiar note its always funny when someone on boards makes a comment about the "salty" taste and someone counteracts with "how do you kno what it tastes like"

    Im sorry, but anyone who has never accidentally Kurt Cobained themselves watching a porno is a liar, simple as.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    "Kurt Cobained" LOL :D:D

    Aw... you don't like the taste of your cock - why don't you tell your poor girlfriend to stop blowing you so? It can't be pleasant for her... ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,799 ✭✭✭Tha Gopher


    Ive always explained my relecutance to kiss afterwards with anyone Ive been with as a psychological thing.

    I suppose it is.

    That and, especially if you have been drinking, its nearly vomit inducing.


    Anyway, Im single again.....:pac:

    Cmon ladies, I like seafood.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭Trojan911


    Tha Gopher wrote: »
    On a similiar note its always funny when someone on boards makes a comment about the "salty" taste and someone counteracts with "how do you kno what it tastes like".

    No one mentioned a "salty taste" The question was "Are you a contortionist?"
    Tha Gopher wrote: »
    Im sorry, but anyone who has never accidentally Kurt Cobained themselves watching a porno is a liar, simple as.


    Can anyone explain a "Kurt Cobained"? Sorry for the ignorance..... :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Kinda poor taste: Shooting oneself...
    Tha Gopher wrote:
    Anyway, Im single again.....:pac:

    Cmon ladies, I like seafood.
    If you don't get a flurry of offers after that comment, well there's no hope for you really.
    Sweet talkin' guy... :);)

    Heh, the pac-man opening its mouth as if to take a big bite... it's giving me an interesting image...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭Thrill


    Trojan911 wrote: »



    Can anyone explain a "Kurt Cobained"? Sorry for the ignorance..... :confused:

    Comes up in the urban dictionary as "When someone commits suicide via shot-gun or any other gun thru the mouth".


    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Kurt+Cobained


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,799 ✭✭✭Tha Gopher


    My pitbulls will always love me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭Trojan911


    Thrill wrote: »
    Comes up in the urban dictionary as "When someone commits suicide via shot-gun or any other gun thru the mouth".
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Kurt+Cobained


    Well, I guess that is bad taste rather than a salty taste then.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,226 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    Dudess wrote: »
    Heh, guys can't have multiple orgasms... Loozers! :D

    Yes they can.

    Having said that, I've been through the man thing and I'd definitely want to experience it from the other perspective.

    If you chose the opposite sex to what you are now, would you want someone like yourself as a lover? :D

    I think I would. Kind, considerate, gentle, tender and oh so slow...:p


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,481 ✭✭✭Fremen


    Life would be far, far easier as a hot girl. However, being a minger would be hell. I therefore choose to be the moderately attractive man I am.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Tha Gopher wrote: »
    Im sorry, but anyone who has never accidentally Kurt Cobained themselves watching a porno is a liar, simple as.
    LMFAO, tbh! :D

    I know ... I'll burn in hell! :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,226 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    Moonbaby wrote: »
    They are still mostly vanilla and last like 4 seconds though.

    Have you ever experienced one? :rolleyes:


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    Slow coach wrote: »
    Have you ever experienced one? :rolleyes:

    Don't go giving me them moon eyes...educate me if I'm wrong.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,481 ✭✭✭Fremen


    Moonbaby wrote: »
    Don't go giving me them moon eyes...educate me if I'm wrong.

    I just read up on them. They don't sound like the real deal to me, I think you're right.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    I'd hate to be a woman.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Trojan911 wrote: »
    Well, I guess that is bad taste rather than a salty taste then.....
    LOL :D
    Slow coach wrote: »
    If you chose the opposite sex to what you are now, would you want someone like yourself as a lover?
    Everyone would want someone like themselves as a lover!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,144 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


    I kinda want out of this whole human race thing for a while... bring me back as a bird or dolphin or something.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,048 ✭✭✭Amazotheamazing


    Fremen wrote: »
    Life would be far, far easier as a hot girl. However, being a minger would be hell. I therefore choose to be the moderately attractive man I am.

    I dunno, life is pretty easy as a guy, or it usually is. Life must be hell for ugly girls, seeing how much premium girls place on their own looks.

    Outside of wondering what sex is like as a girl, I don't see any great attraction to being female. Considering men prefer sex, or at least want more of it, I guess it's because sex is better as a man.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,856 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    Woman, so I could play with myself more discretely.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Indeed - no messiness, no need for a box of Kleenex... tis great.
    I dunno, life is pretty easy as a guy, or it usually is. Life must be hell for ugly girls, seeing how much premium girls place on their own looks.
    Hmmm... Some girls might argue the pressure is put on by men. But that's a different debate (and was actually on these very pages a few days ago).
    Outside of wondering what sex is like as a girl, I don't see any great attraction to being female. Considering men prefer sex, or at least want more of it, I guess it's because sex is better as a man.
    Oh my god, sex is the bomb for a girl! But it's more straightforward for a guy, more complex for a girl.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,048 ✭✭✭Amazotheamazing


    Dudess wrote: »
    Indeed - no messiness, no need for a box of Kleenex... tis great.

    Hmmm... Some girls might argue the pressure is put on by men. But that's a different debate (and was actually on these very pages a few days ago).

    Oh my god, sex is the bomb for a girl! But it's more straightforward for a guy, more complex for a girl.

    Can I take it we're in agreement that life is hell for ugly girls?

    I don't really see the point in really trying to work out which gender really enjoys sex more, it's not like we're ever really have someone who can fully appreciate both sides of the argument enough to give a definitive answer.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Dudess wrote: »
    Indeed - no messiness, no need for a box of Kleenex... tis great.

    I dunno... I always had messy fingers messing with my girlfriend


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Yeah but it's just not as messy - if you follow me... ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    No it's just not sticky.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,276 ✭✭✭sdanseo


    Tha Gopher wrote: »

    Anyway, Im single again.....:pac:

    Cmon ladies, I like seafood.

    Might eplain the bad taste :p
    Dudess wrote: »
    Yeah but it's just not as messy - if you follow me... ;)

    Unless they were reborn as a squirter :eek: :D


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