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The Cottage

newfilms · 2008-04-01 13:57:01

Hi just watched this one and here's my short review. In a remote part of the countryside, a bungled kidnapping turns into a living nightmare for four central characters when they cross paths with a psychopathic farmer and all hell breaks loose.

01-04-2008 1:57pm

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newfilms

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Hi just watched this one and here's my short review.

In a remote part of the countryside, a bungled kidnapping turns into a living nightmare for four central characters when they cross paths with a psychopathic farmer and all hell breaks loose.

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#2 01-04-2008 2:12pm

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Moved from Film Reviews. This is just a short plot summary, not a review.

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#3 01-04-2008 2:28pm

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Heres mine from a while ago (not really a review either)
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055250203&highlight=The+Cottage

Not great at all really

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#4 01-04-2008 2:53pm

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Supposed to be absolutely woeful!

Shame as Reece Shearsmith is great.

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#5 01-04-2008 3:45pm

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Not great and we see Jennifer Ellison for what she really is, a make up caked knacker who looks more 45 under proper lighting then 25, and nothing remotely like that airbrushed crap in magazines.

So eh...yeah. Not a great movie.

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#6 02-04-2008 12:12pm

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TerrorFirmer wrote: »

Not great and we see Jennifer Ellison for what she really is, a make up caked knacker who looks more 45 under proper lighting then 25, and nothing remotely like that airbrushed crap in magazines.

So you wouldn't then.......:)

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