Jazz Funk is the ONLY music genre allowed to be discussed!

Basq · 01-04-2008 1:12am #1

From now on.. due to popular request, only the soothing funk and jazzy.. ermm.. jazz of Jazz-Funk shall be discussed in the 'Music' forum.

Some slap-bass may be tolerated.. but any Electro (and particularly Gary Numan) shall NOT BE TOLERATED in any way, shape or form.

Instant ban with be dished out for anyone who even utters a song title from Gary Numan's back-catalogue.

For an example of the genre of 'Jazz-Funk' (as well as the outlawed and downright dangerous 'Electro'), click below:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2log61DH8Q

lizardfudge · 01-04-2008 1:13am

Better do as he says or he'll crawl inside you like a warm kitten!

440Hz · 01-04-2008 1:17am

Rofl!!

Dudess · 01-04-2008 11:53am

Fair enough. Although can we abbreviate "jazz funk" to "junk"?

DerekD Goldfish · 02-04-2008 11:35am

Dudess wrote: »

Fair enough. Although can we abbreviate "jazz funk" to "junk"?

Great idea then when bring your Jazz Funk collection to a record fair in the boot of you car only to get there and realize its an Electro fair the guy running the fair could ask
"What you going to with all that Junk inside your trunk?"

mike65 · 02-04-2008 11:45am

But I like both!

Those Soviets sure knew how to funk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vewWf8HDKF0

Mike.

Rigsby · 02-04-2008 11:53am

basquille wrote: »

From now on.. due to popular request, only the soothing funk and jazzy.. ermm.. jazz of Jazz-Funk shall be discussed in the 'Music' forum.

Some slap-bass may be tolerated.. but any Electro (and particularly Gary Numan) shall NOT BE TOLERATED in any way, shape or form.

Instant ban with be dished out for anyone who even utters a song title from Gary Numan's back-catalogue.

For an example of the genre of 'Jazz-Funk' (as well as the outlawed and downright dangerous 'Electro'), click below:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2log61DH8Q

I thought Funk had it's very own forum here on "Boards"

Dudess · 02-04-2008 2:23pm

DerekD Goldfish wrote: »

Great idea then when bring your Jazz Funk collection to a record fair in the boot of you car only to get there and realize its an Electro fair the guy running the fair could ask
"What you going to with all that Junk inside your trunk?"

Y'see? Just one of the myriad of reasons why such an abbreviation is a good idea - nay, a vital one.

Lol