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iPhone Clone for very cheap..

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  • 01-04-2008 1:18am
    #1
    Basq
    Registered Users Posts: 43,774 ✭✭✭✭


    Absolutely fantastic piece of kit..

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    • Redtooth - like Bluetooth but more powerful and stronger loike.
    • 3 Contacts - ring your 3 most frequently dialled numbers at the click of a button, then the flick of a switch, then shake it a bit. You need credit and 4 AA batteries.
    • YouTube Viewer - you put down the phone, switch on your PC or Mac.. wait for it to bootup, then open your "Internet browser type program", and enter in 'www.youtube.com' into the address bar - it's amazing!
    • 0.05 Megapixel Camera - that's right. 1 / 20 of a megapixel - it's actually made from the bottom of a jam-jar. It hasn't got flash or zoom or the ability to take a photo but...... so, yaaaay camera!
    • E-mail - nah, it doesn't have this. No-one's e-mailing you anyways.
    • Ringtones - choose between Nokia Tune... and..... Silent.
    • MMS - don't know what does this does but it's another acronym. We do love 'em!

    Only 379 of them left.

    Send €10 (+ €65 postage) to:

    basquille,
    boards.ie,
    Dublin 81,
    The Earth,
    The Milky Way.

    Expect the phone in 6 - 52 weeks!


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    #2
    1stimpressions
    Registered Users Posts: 252 ✭✭1stimpressions


    its gonna be a long day on boards methinks;)


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    #3
    Basq
    Registered Users Posts: 43,774 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    1stimpressions wrote: »
    its gonna be a long day on boards methinks;)
    Pfft... hasn't a moderator got anything better to do than waste time with comments like that?! :rolleyes:

    PS - you interested in iPhone Clone? YOU BUY.. YOU BUY!


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    andrewie
    Registered Users Posts: 631 ✭✭✭andrewie


    Monies in the post ;)


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    #5
    The tax man
    Registered Users Posts: 4,557 ✭✭✭The tax man


    Ruu have a word with your fellow mod. Me thinks he's been at the sherry again.
    Or else the 24 bud for a tenner.:pac::pac:

    BTW do you by any chance have the blue face with the yellow trim model in stock??


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    440Hz
    Registered Users Posts: 6,424 ✭✭✭440Hz


    andrewie wrote: »
    Monies in the post ;)

    Order now for free ring-dings!!


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    Basq
    Registered Users Posts: 43,774 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    The tax man wrote: »
    BTW do you by any chance have the blue face with the yellow trim model in stock??
    No, i've got the red face with yellow trim, and Fred Flintstone on the front. How's that?
    440Hz wrote: »
    Order now for free ring-dings!!
    Nyes... but you get free ring-dings!


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    Random
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,082 ✭✭✭✭Random


    Does anyone know if this is on prepay?


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    #9
    Basq
    Registered Users Posts: 43,774 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    random wrote: »
    Does anyone know if this is on prepay?
    You pre-pay me... nyes nyes!

    I give free ring-dings!


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    Mimikyu
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    #11
    Basq
    Registered Users Posts: 43,774 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    Solitaryman666 wrote: »
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    Butter vouchers would be preferably.. but beggars can't be choosers.

    You need free ring-dings?...

    .. ah, I see. I have got your ring-ding requests. Just to clarify, you would like:
    • Busted - Year 3000
    • Kelly Clarkson - Since You've Been Gone
    • The Village People - YMCA
    No judgement here sir! :o


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    440Hz
    Registered Users Posts: 6,424 ✭✭✭440Hz


    Id like to regrade to an upgrade for a downgrade. Will I get more free ring-dings then?

    I need to eat you know.

    How many mega-bitings?


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    Basq
    Registered Users Posts: 43,774 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    440Hz wrote: »
    Id like to regrade to an upgrade for a downgrade.
    If you wish to regrade to an an upgrade for a downgrade - it's €50 for the first month, €150 for the next three months and three kittens required to be sacrificed each month from then on.
    440Hz wrote: »
    Will I get more free ring-dings then?
    You think I can hand out ring-dings willy-nilly-billy-silly!1!

    You get 3 free ring-dings with your regrade, 35 for the upgrade then I take 45 back on the downgrade. That makes -7 ring-dings!
    440Hz wrote: »
    I need to eat you know.

    How many mega-bytings?
    The mega-bytings are handed out on a solar basis.. when the moon is full in the sky, your mega-bytings are replenished to 500 killerbytings. That's almost 1/2 of a 100 megabytings divided by 100!


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    DEmeant0r
    Registered Users Posts: 3,165 ✭✭✭DEmeant0r


    I'll take three, and I believe my friends also want one, so that's maybe 10 more. How does payment for this work? Should I give you my credit card number and the three digit code at the back for payment?


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    440Hz
    Registered Users Posts: 6,424 ✭✭✭440Hz


    Any chance of an instructional doovde to go with it? Looks like it has a complicated gooey.

    If not, I'll **** in your tea.


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    Basq
    Registered Users Posts: 43,774 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    DEmeant0r wrote: »
    I'll take three, and I believe my friends also want one, so that's maybe 10 more. How does payment for this work? Should I give you my credit card number and the three digit code at the back for payment?
    Yes, all codes are required. Credit card, PIN number, CVV2, IMEI, BBC, RTÉ, Anne Doyle.. yes!?

    Once I validate credit card details, I have it on good authority that your bank will "hold the money" while they do some spring cleaning on the vault. There may be a brief delay in sending out your phone but I need to validate payment... validation may be slow but reward will be great in long term. You will have a state of the art phone with a 2 hour warranty and plenty of ring-dings.
    440Hz wrote: »
    Any chance of an instructional doovde to go with it? Looks like it has a complicated gooey
    What do I look like - hoomve? :mad:

    You get printed instructions designed by our trained team of designers and developers. And by trained team of designers, I mean my daughter Charmaine has got a brand new set of Crayola and takes breaks between chewing them to draw. She draws cow very well.. she draws phone in shape of cow but once you realise udders = keypad, you'll be fine!
    440Hz wrote: »
    If not, I'll **** in your tea.
    No free ring-dings for you.....






















    ... I can't stay mad at you. Free ring-dings for you. Once you buy them, they're FREE!


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    440Hz
    Registered Users Posts: 6,424 ✭✭✭440Hz


    basquille wrote: »
    What do I look like - hoomve? :mad:

    Now Im really gonna **** in your tea.

    Talk to me! Sell it to me! You gotta wine and dine me before we talk money. do you know who I am! :mad:


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    Basq
    Registered Users Posts: 43,774 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    440Hz wrote: »
    Talk to me! Sell me! You gotta wine and dine me before we talk money. do you know who I am! :mad:
    You want me to sell you? Hmmmm.. you come with free ring-dings? We can sort out nice price!

    Everyone.. new deal. Once you buy phone, i'll throw in 440Hz. Once you buy her, she's free!


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    #19
    DEmeant0r
    Registered Users Posts: 3,165 ✭✭✭DEmeant0r


    I'll trade you two of these >>> http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BNIB-FISHER-PRICE-KIDS-CHATTER-FUN-ROLL-ALONG-PHONE_W0QQitemZ300211054946QQihZ020QQcategoryZ109232QQtcZphotoQQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem for one of your phone! DEAL?!


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    #20
    440Hz
    Registered Users Posts: 6,424 ✭✭✭440Hz


    hehe! Ahhh now, sure noone could afford me! Open to offers on the maserati though ;)
    Talk to the Russians.


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    #21
    Basq
    Registered Users Posts: 43,774 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    DEmeant0r wrote: »
    I'll trade you two of these >>> http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BNIB-FISHER-PRICE-KIDS-CHATTER-FUN-ROLL-ALONG-PHONE_W0QQitemZ300211054946QQihZ020QQcategoryZ109232QQtcZphotoQQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem for one of your phone! DEAL?!
    No deal... that's just a plastic toy phone. Pfft.. and it only comes pre-installed with a single ring-ding. Where's the fun in that?!

    Also:
    KIDS CAN,T RESIST THE FRIENDLY FACE WITH EYES THATS MOVE UP& DOWN WHEN THEY PULL THE TOY ALONG
    Too much bad grammar.................. and, punctuation in dat seeentince!

    I'll consider trade for this phone though: http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/pink-and-purple-kids-play-phone_W0QQitemZ320233613182QQihZ011QQcategoryZ80546QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem#ebayphotohosting. You have?!?


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    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,049 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Would you consider swapping for this? It plays crysis more or less maxed out (if you turn aa on the frame rate starts to dip a bit too low but everything else is at max).


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    #23
    Basq
    Registered Users Posts: 43,774 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    Would you consider swapping for this? It plays crysis more or less maxed out (if you turn aa on the frame rate starts to dip a bit too low but everything else is at max).
    Does it play Manic Miner? I like Manic Miner.. especially the music.

    ** dink dink doo dink doo dink dink doo dink dink dink dink doo dink doo doo dink dink doo doo dink doo dink doo dink dink doo dink dink dink dink doo dink doo doo dink dink doo doo dink doo dink doo dink dink doo dink dink dink dink doo dink doo doo dink dink doo doo dink doo dink doo dink dink doo dink dink dink dink doo dink doo doo dink dink doo doo dink doo dink doo dink dink doo dink dink dink dink doo dink doo doo dink dink doo doo dink doo dink doo dink dink doo dink dink dink dink doo dink doo doo dink dink doo doo dink doo dink doo dink dink doo dink dink dink dink doo dink doo doo dink dink doo doo dink doo dink doo dink dink doo dink dink dink dink doo dink doo doo dink dink doo doo dink doo dink doo dink dink doo dink dink dink dink doo dink doo doo dink dink doo doo dink doo dink doo dink dink doo dink dink dink dink doo dink doo doo dink dink doo doo dink doo dink doo dink dink doo dink dink dink dink doo dink doo doo dink dink doo doo dink doo dink doo dink dink doo dink dink dink dink doo dink doo doo dink dink doo doo dink doo dink doo dink dink doo dink dink dink dink doo dink doo doo dink dink doo doo dink doo dink doo dink dink doo dink dink dink dink doo dink doo doo dink dink doo doo dink doo dink doo dink dink doo dink dink dink dink doo dink doo doo dink dink doo doo dink doo dink doo dink dink doo dink dink dink dink doo dink doo doo dink dink doo doo **

    Ahhhhhhhhh.. catchy!

    If it supports Manic Miners and the ring dings that goes with it, I'll swap phone + one of 440Hz's legs for your 'V Tech (with Vista Home Premium Basic Maxed Out Edition To The Nines' w/ reduced functionality).

    Deal?


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    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,049 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Throw in some of your toe nail clippings (eh.....don't ask) and we've got a deal.


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    #25
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


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    #26
    madrab
    Registered Users Posts: 3,892 ✭✭✭madrab


    id buy that for a dollar..


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    #27
    Ryaller
    Registered Users Posts: 474 ✭✭Ryaller


    Wow - only €10? Just what I need. Go Ibood etc!


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    #28
    The tax man
    Registered Users Posts: 4,557 ✭✭✭The tax man


    I'm Basquille Order One Damn-it.






    Can't believe this is still open. Ring-Dings sounds tempting though.:p


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    #29
    Basq
    Registered Users Posts: 43,774 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    Alright.. alright.. i've had my fun! :D


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