iPhone Clone for very cheap..

Basq

Absolutely fantastic piece of kit..

• Redtooth - like Bluetooth but more powerful and stronger loike.
• 3 Contacts - ring your 3 most frequently dialled numbers at the click of a button, then the flick of a switch, then shake it a bit. You need credit and 4 AA batteries.
• YouTube Viewer - you put down the phone, switch on your PC or Mac.. wait for it to bootup, then open your "Internet browser type program", and enter in 'www.youtube.com' into the address bar - it's amazing!
• 0.05 Megapixel Camera - that's right. 1 / 20 of a megapixel - it's actually made from the bottom of a jam-jar. It hasn't got flash or zoom or the ability to take a photo but...... so, yaaaay camera!
• E-mail - nah, it doesn't have this. No-one's e-mailing you anyways.
• Ringtones - choose between Nokia Tune... and..... Silent.
• MMS - don't know what does this does but it's another acronym. We do love 'em!

Only 379 of them left.

Send €10 (+ €65 postage) to:

basquille,
boards.ie,
Dublin 81,
The Earth,
The Milky Way.

Expect the phone in 6 - 52 weeks!

1stimpressions

its gonna be a long day on boards methinks;)

Basq

1stimpressions wrote: »

its gonna be a long day on boards methinks;)

Pfft... hasn't a moderator got anything better to do than waste time with comments like that?! :rolleyes:

PS - you interested in iPhone Clone? YOU BUY.. YOU BUY!

andrewie

Monies in the post

The tax man

Ruu have a word with your fellow mod. Me thinks he's been at the sherry again.
Or else the 24 bud for a tenner.:pac::pac:

BTW do you by any chance have the blue face with the yellow trim model in stock??

440Hz

andrewie wrote: »

Monies in the post

Order now for free ring-dings!!

Basq

The tax man wrote: »

BTW do you by any chance have the blue face with the yellow trim model in stock??

No, i've got the red face with yellow trim, and Fred Flintstone on the front. How's that?

440Hz wrote: »

Order now for free ring-dings!!

Nyes... but you get free ring-dings!

Random

Does anyone know if this is on prepay?

Basq

random wrote: »

Does anyone know if this is on prepay?

You pre-pay me... nyes nyes!

I give free ring-dings!

Mimikyu

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Basq

Solitaryman666 wrote: »

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Butter vouchers would be preferably.. but beggars can't be choosers.

You need free ring-dings?...

.. ah, I see. I have got your ring-ding requests. Just to clarify, you would like:

• Busted - Year 3000
• Kelly Clarkson - Since You've Been Gone
• The Village People - YMCA

No judgement here sir!

440Hz

Id like to regrade to an upgrade for a downgrade. Will I get more free ring-dings then?

I need to eat you know.

How many mega-bitings?

Basq

440Hz wrote: »

Id like to regrade to an upgrade for a downgrade.

If you wish to regrade to an an upgrade for a downgrade - it's €50 for the first month, €150 for the next three months and three kittens required to be sacrificed each month from then on.

440Hz wrote: »

Will I get more free ring-dings then?

You think I can hand out ring-dings willy-nilly-billy-silly!1!

You get 3 free ring-dings with your regrade, 35 for the upgrade then I take 45 back on the downgrade. That makes -7 ring-dings!

440Hz wrote: »

I need to eat you know.

How many mega-bytings?

The mega-bytings are handed out on a solar basis.. when the moon is full in the sky, your mega-bytings are replenished to 500 killerbytings. That's almost 1/2 of a 100 megabytings divided by 100!

DEmeant0r

I'll take three, and I believe my friends also want one, so that's maybe 10 more. How does payment for this work? Should I give you my credit card number and the three digit code at the back for payment?

440Hz

Any chance of an instructional doovde to go with it? Looks like it has a complicated gooey.

If not, I'll **** in your tea.

Basq

DEmeant0r wrote: »

I'll take three, and I believe my friends also want one, so that's maybe 10 more. How does payment for this work? Should I give you my credit card number and the three digit code at the back for payment?

Yes, all codes are required. Credit card, PIN number, CVV2, IMEI, BBC, RTÉ, Anne Doyle.. yes!?

Once I validate credit card details, I have it on good authority that your bank will "hold the money" while they do some spring cleaning on the vault. There may be a brief delay in sending out your phone but I need to validate payment... validation may be slow but reward will be great in long term. You will have a state of the art phone with a 2 hour warranty and plenty of ring-dings.

440Hz wrote: »

Any chance of an instructional doovde to go with it? Looks like it has a complicated gooey

What do I look like - hoomve? :mad:

You get printed instructions designed by our trained team of designers and developers. And by trained team of designers, I mean my daughter Charmaine has got a brand new set of Crayola and takes breaks between chewing them to draw. She draws cow very well.. she draws phone in shape of cow but once you realise udders = keypad, you'll be fine!

440Hz wrote: »

If not, I'll **** in your tea.

No free ring-dings for you.....






















... I can't stay mad at you. Free ring-dings for you. Once you buy them, they're FREE!

440Hz

basquille wrote: »

What do I look like - hoomve? :mad:

Now Im really gonna **** in your tea.

Talk to me! Sell it to me! You gotta wine and dine me before we talk money. do you know who I am! :mad:

Basq

440Hz wrote: »

Talk to me! Sell me! You gotta wine and dine me before we talk money. do you know who I am! :mad:

You want me to sell you? Hmmmm.. you come with free ring-dings? We can sort out nice price!

Everyone.. new deal. Once you buy phone, i'll throw in 440Hz. Once you buy her, she's free!

DEmeant0r

I'll trade you two of these >>> http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BNIB-FISHER-PRICE-KIDS-CHATTER-FUN-ROLL-ALONG-PHONE_W0QQitemZ300211054946QQihZ020QQcategoryZ109232QQtcZphotoQQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem for one of your phone! DEAL?!

440Hz

hehe! Ahhh now, sure noone could afford me! Open to offers on the maserati though
Talk to the Russians.

Basq

DEmeant0r wrote: »

I'll trade you two of these >>> http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BNIB-FISHER-PRICE-KIDS-CHATTER-FUN-ROLL-ALONG-PHONE_W0QQitemZ300211054946QQihZ020QQcategoryZ109232QQtcZphotoQQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem for one of your phone! DEAL?!

No deal... that's just a plastic toy phone. Pfft.. and it only comes pre-installed with a single ring-ding. Where's the fun in that?!

Also:

KIDS CAN,T RESIST THE FRIENDLY FACE WITH EYES THATS MOVE UP& DOWN WHEN THEY PULL THE TOY ALONG

Too much bad grammar.................. and, punctuation in dat seeentince!

I'll consider trade for this phone though: http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/pink-and-purple-kids-play-phone_W0QQitemZ320233613182QQihZ011QQcategoryZ80546QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem#ebayphotohosting. You have?!?

AlmightyCushion

Would you consider swapping for this? It plays crysis more or less maxed out (if you turn aa on the frame rate starts to dip a bit too low but everything else is at max).

Basq

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Would you consider swapping for this? It plays crysis more or less maxed out (if you turn aa on the frame rate starts to dip a bit too low but everything else is at max).

Does it play Manic Miner? I like Manic Miner.. especially the music.

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Ahhhhhhhhh.. catchy!

If it supports Manic Miners and the ring dings that goes with it, I'll swap phone + one of 440Hz's legs for your 'V Tech (with Vista Home Premium Basic Maxed Out Edition To The Nines' w/ reduced functionality).

Deal?

AlmightyCushion

Throw in some of your toe nail clippings (eh.....don't ask) and we've got a deal.

Ruu_Old

madrab

id buy that for a dollar..

Ryaller

Wow - only €10? Just what I need. Go Ibood etc!

The tax man

I'm Basquille Order One Damn-it.






Can't believe this is still open. Ring-Dings sounds tempting though.:p

Basq

Alright.. alright.. i've had my fun!