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I'm pregnant...

  • 31-03-2008 11:25pm
    #1
    Basq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,200 ✭✭✭✭


    .... no, not really. April Fool's.




















    ... and i'm spent! :o

    Really not trying this year! :(


Comments

  • #2
    Mossy Monk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    Oh you :)


  • #3
    electric69
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 794 ✭✭✭electric69


    get your coat!


  • #4
    Basq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,200 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    Mossy Monk wrote: »
    Oh you :)
    Almost as good as my "I'm dead... no, not really" joke of 2007!
    electric69 wrote: »
    get your coat!
    Why - have I pulled?! Because I might actually be pregnant - you gonna be my baby daddy?


  • #5
    aidan_walsh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,208 ✭✭✭✭aidan_walsh


    And thus was basquille's identity as Mrs. Pighead finally revealed.


  • #6
    Alanstrainor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,157 ✭✭✭✭Alanstrainor


    i love the whole "i'm a mod" thing. <<<<<<<<<


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  • #7
    Basq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,200 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    Alanstrainor wrote: »
    i love the whole "i'm a mod" thing. <<<<<<<<<
    Ahhhh.. lighten up. I'll probably be banned for this.. was it worth it? Probably not... how do I delete a thread? Bit of a n00b!


  • #8
    Sangre
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,187 ✭✭✭✭Sangre


    Its funny because its unexpected. No one would ever have sex with you,


  • #9
    Basq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,200 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    Sangre wrote: »
    Its funny because its unexpected. No one would ever have sex with you,
    Well.. there was a picnic table that was looking at me suggestively in the park earlier! :o

    We could have gorgeous garden furniture together.


  • #10
    cson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,500 ✭✭✭✭cson


    Thats a Sligo sense of humour and thats fore shore.


  • #11
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,125 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    I've already arranged a present for the baby shower. :)


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  • #12
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    A pregnant bloke? Meh, that's so two days ago...


  • #13
    Basq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,200 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    I've already arranged a present for the baby shower. :)
    It had better be Jameson shaped and taste like Jameson... prefably a bottle of Jameson. And a Jameson soother for "the wee one!"
    Dudess wrote: »
    A pregnant bloke? Meh, that's so two days ago...
    Last time I share my big news with YOU! Pfft! :(


  • #14
    cson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,500 ✭✭✭✭cson


    I'm banning you all. I has teh powa now.

    *Looks at shiny new stars*

    Time to put a shape on this place. :cool:


  • #15
    Agamemnon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,367 ✭✭✭Agamemnon


    I always knew you were a woman. If it's a boy, call him Sauron; if it's a girl, call her Mayonnaise.


  • #16
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,763 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Now had you titled the thread "I'm Pighead's girlfriend" you might have gotten more attention (apart from this direction - I have her tied up in the basement)

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #17
    Basq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,200 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    Agamemnon wrote: »
    I always knew you were a woman. If it's a boy, call him Sauron; if it's a girl, call her Mayonnaise.
    No, it's gonna be called Vulva...

    ... and it doesn't matter whether it's a boy or a girl.

    Vulva suits both!

    ** thumbs-up **


  • #18
    gcgirl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,044 ✭✭✭gcgirl


    basquille wrote: »
    No, it's gonna be called Vulva...

    ... and it doesn't matter whether it's a boy or a girl.

    Vulva suits both!

    ** thumbs-up **

    Its all gone ''Rosemarys Baby''


  • #19
    cson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,500 ✭✭✭✭cson


    Vulvalicious.


  • #20
    gcgirl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,044 ✭✭✭gcgirl


    Modzilla


  • #21
    Agamemnon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,367 ✭✭✭Agamemnon


    basquille wrote: »
    No, it's gonna be called Vulva...

    ... and it doesn't matter whether it's a boy or a girl.

    Vulva suits both!

    ** thumbs-up **
    Now that I know you're a woman, any chance of a shag?

    I love pregnant women and I swear I'll be careful not to poke your little fella in the head with my big fella.


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  • #22
    Basq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,200 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    Agamemnon wrote: »
    I love pregnant women and I swear I'll be careful not to poke your little fella in the head with my big fella.
    I'm not letting you near my Vulva, ya brute!


  • #23
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    I enjoy sex with small animals.

    Long walks by the sea shore

    I believe in Jesus. He is my saviour.


    Tht is all..
    Till next year.


  • #24
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,202 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    I used to drive a Vulva. It was an estate. It was pretty big in front but really big at the back. 2 litres it was.


  • #25
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    basquille wrote: »
    Last time I share my big news with YOU! Pfft! :(
    Oh boo hoo, take it to Feedback... Actually don't, Feedback has disappeared. An April Fool's trick by any chance...?


  • #26
    Toto Wolfcastle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,005 ✭✭✭✭Toto Wolfcastle


    Dudess wrote: »
    Oh boo hoo, take it to Feedback... Actually don't, Feedback has disappeared. An April Fool's trick by any chance...?

    Feedback is now the Mod forum for us lowly fake mods.

    I feel used.


  • #27
    lizardfudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 629 ✭✭✭lizardfudge


    I laid my eggs in basquille's brain...


  • #28
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,125 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    lizardfudge wrote: »
    I laid my eggs in basquille's brain...
    That's pretty damn kinky.


  • #29
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,202 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    Dudess wrote: »
    Oh boo hoo, take it to Feedback... Actually don't, Feedback has disappeared. An April Fool's trick by any chance...?

    Now, why would you think that, Dudess?

    More female mods, FTW. Anyone for cyber sex? :D


  • #30
    A-Trak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,315 ✭✭✭A-Trak


    Hah!

    Everyones a mod, I think I can hear 6th weeping.


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  • #31
    Basq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,200 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    Slow coach wrote: »
    I used to drive a Vulva. It was an estate. It was pretty big in front but really big at the back. 2 litres it was.
    Don't be so disgusting.... you should be ashamed! :eek: :mad:
    Dudess wrote: »
    Oh boo hoo, take it to Feedback... Actually don't, Feedback has disappeared. An April Fool's trick by any chance...?
    Feedback is still there - it's been renamed 'Sex & Sexuality' for some reason! :confused: Couple of interesting threads in there now - turns out AlmightyCushion is made entirely of stamps.. who knew?!
    janeybabe wrote: »
    Feedback is now the Mod forum for us lowly fake mods.

    I feel used.
    There's nothing fake about your new responsibility.. except for your lack of responsibility!
    lizardfudge wrote: »
    I laid my eggs in basquille's brain...
    It's true.. it tickled at the time but I have to say I enjoyed it almost as much as the time AlmightyCushion implanted his seeds in my ear.
    A-Trak wrote:
    Everyones a mod, I think I can hear 6th weeping.
    That's due to the prospect of his impending fatherhood.


  • #32
    Toto Wolfcastle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,005 ✭✭✭✭Toto Wolfcastle


    A-Trak wrote: »
    Hah!

    Everyones a mod, I think I can hear 6th weeping.

    A better, more cruel way of doing it would have been to not make 6th a mod last week, post a thread looking for a new AH mod, and then announce 6th as the new mod, only to take it away from him again. (But then reward him with Magic and Illusion)


  • #33
    lizardfudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 629 ✭✭✭lizardfudge


    basquille wrote: »

    Feedback is still there - it's been renamed 'Sex & Sexuality' for some reason! :confused: Couple of interesting threads in there now - turns out AlmightyCushion is made entirely of stamps.. who knew?!

    I don't have access to Sex & Sexuality... clearly my methods for reproducing my reptilian DNA in unwilling receptacles is too much for the forum to handle.


  • #34
    Mr. CooL ICE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,709 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    All french guys or guys with french names have vaginas. Simple.


  • #35
    Basq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,200 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    lizardfudge wrote: »
    I don't have access to Sex & Sexuality... clearly my methods for reproducing my reptilian DNA in unwilling receptacles is too much for the forum to handle.
    Don't you remember? You were banned for your comment about how evolution was most accurately portrayed in 'Jurassic Park'.
    LordChessington wrote: »
    All french guys or guys with french names have vaginas. Simple.
    It is very simple logic alright... just like anyone with a handle like 'Lord<Something>' has daddy issues.... EHH EHH?!?!


  • #36
    lizardfudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 629 ✭✭✭lizardfudge


    basquille wrote: »
    Don't you remember? You were banned for your comment about how evolution was most accurately portrayed in 'Jurassic Park'.

    No... It was Super Mario Brothers the Movie I was talking about.


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  • #37
    Basq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,200 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    lizardfudge wrote: »
    No... It was Super Mario Brothers the Movie I was talking about.
    Ohhh.. of course.

    I think it was the comparison of King Koopa to Darwin that pushed it.


  • #38
    Mr. CooL ICE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,709 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    basquille wrote: »
    It is very simple logic alright... just like anyone with a handle like 'Lord<Something>' has daddy issues.... EHH EHH?!?!
    Banned for using the name of the lord in vain


  • #39
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    LordChessington wrote: »
    Banned for using the name of the lord in vain

    Infraction added for personal abuse.



    /thread closed


  • #40
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,763 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    LordChessington wrote: »
    Banned for using the name of the lord in vain

    Banned for naming themselves after a kiddies theme park

    /thread reopened

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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