Oh god im gonna be sick!

Steyr · 31-03-2008 10:31pm #1

:eek::p:eek:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/tayside_and_central/7314643.stm
Last Updated: Wednesday, 26 March 2008, 14:06 GMT
Fine for back-to-front thong man

A 58-year-old man who fed pigeons wearing only a skimpy thong which was back to front has been fined £150.
Neighbours spotted David Batchelor in his street in Perth in the underwear which left his genitals partly exposed.

Perth Sheriff Court heard that children walking home from school had been passing by at the time.

His lawyer said that Batchelor had been drunk and there was no sexual element to the way he had behaved. He admitted committing a breach of the peace.

When officers had turned up to investigate they found Batchelor still partially dressed and with his flimsy thong on the wrong way round.

At the court previously, Fiscal Depute Hannah Kennedy said: "The witnesses watched as the accused walked between the common close entrance and the pavement. He went behind some bushes outside his house.

"There were a large number of schoolchildren passing his home address at this stage.

"He returned to his flat then reappeared still wearing this item.

"It was still exposing his genitalia. The witnesses were alarmed by his actions and concerned for the children who had passed."

Batchelor claimed he had not seen anyone around, but then confessed he looked at everyone as they went past and the "schoolgirls were bonnie."

Mrs Kennedy added: "Asked why he did it, he replied 'I don't know. I was just feeding the birds and if I was wanting to do that I would just go down town and get a whore'."

Sheriff Michael Fletcher said: "The alcohol seems to be at the root of the problem and nothing much can be done about that, given his attitude towards it."

Basq · 31-03-2008 10:33pm

For fecks sake.. I do it one day and I make the news! :rolleyes:

Rb · 31-03-2008 10:35pm

Sexy

orestes · 31-03-2008 10:38pm

Taking pigeon fancying to a whole new level

AckwelFoley · 31-03-2008 10:39pm

Why am i aroused?

Must be the Pigeons.

Tar.Aldarion · 31-03-2008 10:41pm

Oh no, the human body...

Steve · 31-03-2008 10:46pm

again, we need a /puking emoticon.

Jay D · 31-03-2008 10:57pm

I wonder what all the birds thought of him

sixpack's little hat · 31-03-2008 10:59pm

Pics or it never happened.

Spaceman Spiff · 31-03-2008 11:07pm

I'd rather have him at my park than this guy.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,343031,00.html

Ohio police have arrested a man who was caught on tape allegedly having sex with a picnic table.

Mossy Monk · 31-03-2008 11:17pm

LOL. Original story makes me laugh.

ferdi · 31-03-2008 11:22pm

beh?

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 31-03-2008 11:31pm

Have testicals changed at some point over the last twenty years? I used to go swimming when I was a kid, they had open changing rooms, none of that matchbox-sized-cubicle crap, and I saw hundreds of old men naked. Never bothered me.