April fools jokes!!

al-007

Any one know a few good jokes I could use in the office or whatever on some mates... Cheers :D:D

Creamy Goodness

watch out for google's april fools jokes.

they have a special hilarity for me as i saw a guy give a presentation on this one http://www.google.com/technology/pigeonrank.html believing it to be true (note: the red text saying this was an april fools joke wasn't put there until years after) and the lecturer who was marking the presentation was fascinated by this.

Adam

http://www.5min.com/Video/How-to-Do-the-Best-Office-Prank-Ever-6012496

ScumLord

Arson is always funny, burn the place to the ground.

Sherifu

Ask the women in your office if they're pregnant.

Irishcrx

It's my birthday april fools day so you can imagine the "Jokes" I get..

Stark

Pretend it's your birthday and bake a hash cake for everyone in the office.

Boom_Bap

Break the flushing mechanism on all the womens toilets in the building.

After lunch, start to make loud comments about the unusual scent from the ladies.

Or to be even more craftier....break the gents toilets too.

Feral Mutant

Want some gum?
Haha, that was joke gum. Now you're addicted to heroin.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

al-007 wrote: »

Any one know a few good jokes I could use in the office or whatever on some mates... Cheers :D:D

Take five or six cups out of the water cooler, cut holes in the bottom, put them back in the top, wait and watch....

Parsley

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Break the flushing mechanism on all the womens toilets in the building.

After lunch, start to make loud comments about the unusual scent from the ladies.

Or to be even more craftier....break the gents toilets too.

I remember reading bout a guy that somehow put spices into all the toilet paper in the wimmen's toilets and waited for the screams... :pac:

Miguel_Sanchez

1. Tell everyone that the Roaring Twenties has just been commissioned for 2 series by RTE.

2. Watch them collapse to the ground sobbing.

3. Laugh and point.

Pranktastic!

Conor108

Wired has some good ones

shane86

Transparent clingfilm over the toilet bowls.


Started early myself. At the dog track the other night, work colleague asked what the thing going fast was (the fake rabbit).

So anyways, I tell the poor yoke about how they take a live bunny wabbit and stab him off the stick (pointing out he has to be alive and screaming at the time because the dogs run even faster at the sight of blood)

She nearly left the ground

Stark

Show your female coworkers the Bonsai Kitten website: http://www.shorty.com/bonsaikitten/ . Never fails.

Wacker

Irishcrx wrote: »

It's my birthday april fools day so you can imagine the "Jokes" I get..

I sympathise. I was born on a Friday the 13th. Cue evereyone going: "Wow, that explains a lot!"

Real imaginative and original folks.

leninbenjamin

Wacker wrote: »

Real imaginative and original folks.

doesn't that validate the old wive tales as being true though?

AlmightyCushion

That reminds me it's my sisters birthday tomorrow.

GrahamThomas

Jeff_Lebowski wrote: »

1. Tell everyone that the Roaring Twenties has just been commissioned for 2 series by RTE.

2. Watch them collapse to the ground sobbing.

3. Laugh and point.

Pranktastic!

The Roaring Twenties?! :eek:
Thats almost too cruel a prank, man. Somethings you just can't joke about.
(Shudders)

marcsignal

when one of your work mates returns from lunch tell him/her someone called "Moira Maynes" had been on the phone looking for them, and wants them to call her back at this number straight away.. 01-4533333 (No.for Masseys Funeral Directors)

StuckintheMud1

Tell them a great job has come up across the country that you applied for and that you are moving there straight away. Say "I wasn't going to tell you until everything was final," and watch them as you pack your stuff away. Then shout "April Fools".

Or females teens can say "I'm pregnant!!!" to teachers (the nice, humorous ones.)

gcgirl

marcsignal wrote: »

when one of your work mates returns from lunch tell him/her someone called "Moira Maynes" had been on the phone looking for them, and wants them to call her back at this number straight away.. 01-4533333 (No.for Masseys Funeral Directors)

I nearly spit out me tea there !!!brill

bronte

marcsignal wrote: »

when one of your work mates returns from lunch tell him/her someone called "Moira Maynes" had been on the phone looking for them, and wants them to call her back at this number straight away.. 01-4533333 (No.for Masseys Funeral Directors)

I have fallen for the Bonsai kitten story

gcgirl

I just phoned up my gran and told her Berti Aherne has resigned !! For shagging the Finance minister !! and she belived me She was so excited cos she hates him with a passion btw she is a blue shirt!

kikel

We're all moderators!!!!!!

gcgirl

kikel wrote: »

We're all moderators!!!!!!

Class

kikel

gcgirl wrote: »

Class

BANNED

gcgirl

kikel wrote: »

BANNED

Ban you right BACK !!!!!!

pebbles21

al-007 wrote: »

Any one know a few good jokes I could use in the office or whatever on some mates... Cheers :D:D

go in to the office real early before anybody else and rearrange all the furniture so its the opposite way round then paint everything black and white and when they come in they will think their in a negative:D

phantom_lord

gcgirl wrote: »

I just phoned up my gran and told her Berti Aherne has resigned !! For shagging the Finance minister !! and she belived me She was so excited cos she hates him with a passion btw she is a blue shirt!

makes sense.

m83

Wahoo!! Furious temporarily mod status **** attack!!!! Oh ya baby, I've got the power now! You want some of this mod action! Ban! Ban Ban! Muhahahahahahah!!!

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

So where's the ban button? Just had a shuftee in that Mod forum, dear God waht a bsad broing fvck of a place. I had to pee on some of the encruste filth just to get it clean.

xOxSinéadxOx

put a delicious looking cake in the office break room with "Happy April Fools Day" written in large letters in the frosting. of course the cake is perfectly fine and 100% edible, but no one will trust it. its amusing seeing people staring it down, debating, and daring each other to take a bite all day long.

Random

xOxSinéadxOx wrote: »

put a delicious looking cake in the office break room with "Happy April Fools Day" written in large letters in the frosting. of course the cake is perfectly fine and 100% edible, but no one will trust it. its amusing seeing people staring it down, debating, and daring each other to take a bite all day long.

Bake me a cake will you?

weeder

heres a good one
your all banned
plus terry

Random

weeder wrote: »

heres a good one
your all banned
plus terry

Yay ... can I get some BBQ dip please?

xOxSinéadxOx

random wrote: »

Bake me a cake will you?

if only i knew how...

Random

xOxSinéadxOx wrote: »

if only i knew how...

But .. but .. but you said .. you said you can bake cakes? I want a cake.

weeder

random wrote: »

Yay ... can I get some BBQ dip please?

when i unban you

xOxSinéadxOx

random wrote: »

But .. but .. but you said .. you said you can bake cakes? I want a cake.

sorry you had to find out like this.

Genghiz Cohen

Will the people who have been banned from AH want to go to a forum to ask why and try to rectify the matter under a deluge of lolcats?

Because I think I know of a type of forum that would allow that, unfortunately we need YOU to show your support!!
And so does Chuck Norris.

CLICK THE SIG!!!!

weeder

banned for attempting to start a revolt