Computer trouble

dh0661

My friend had a problem with her lap top.
She brought it to the repair shop.
The repair guy turned it on, pressed two or three buttons, and says there you go, problem solved, that will cost you E150.
My friend got a shock, E150 to switch on computer and press a few buttons, what exactly was wrong with it ?.
Guy says, a major ID TEN T, problem he replied, and suggested that she write it down, just in case the problem ever arose again.
She took some paper and a pen from her hand bag, and wrote down
ID10T PROBLEM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dh0661

dh0661 wrote: »

ID10T

Spellchecker says NO!

Plug

dh0661 wrote: »

My friend had a problem with her lap top.
She brought it to the repair shop.
The repair guy turned it on, pressed two or three buttons, and says there you go, problem solved, that will cost you E150.
My friend got a shock, E150 to switch on computer and press a few buttons, what exactly was wrong with it ?.
Guy says, a major ID TEN T, problem he replied, and suggested that she write it down, just in case the problem ever arose again.
She took some paper and a pen from her hand bag, and wrote down
ID10T PROBLEM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ahh you can do better than that.

dh0661

Deleted User wrote: »

Spellchecker says NO!

Turn off that dam spellcheck.

seagull

It's similar to a picnic error -
Problem In Chair, Not In Computer

nc6000

Reminds me of the take on the old Intel logos....Intel Inside, Idiot outside.

http://home.midsouth.rr.com/catcam/intel.html

folan

PEBCAC

Problem Exists Between Chair And Computer

rocky25

em didtn konw ew ad ut smellchcekr

Crash

Its PEBKAC isn't it?


Problem exists between Keyboard and Chair

dh0661

rocky25 wrote: »

em didtn konw ew ad ut smellchcekr

I'm lost with this -- please explain, and teach me !!!!!!!!!!!

Capt'n Midnight

dh0661 wrote: »

I'm lost with this -- please explain, and teach me !!!!!!!!!!!

Owed to a Spell Chequer

I halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plane lee marques four my revue
Miss steaks aye ken knot sea

Eye ran this poem threw it
Your sure reel glad two no
It's vary polished in it's weigh
My chequer tolled me sew

A chequer is a bless sing
It freeze yew lodes of thyme
It helps me awl stiles two reed
And aides mi when aye rime

To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should be proud
And wee mussed dew the best wee can
Sew flaws are knot aloud

And now bee cause my spelling
is checked with such grate flare
Their are know faults with in my cite
Of nun eye am a wear

Each frays come posed up on my screen
Eye trussed to be a joule
The chequer poured o'er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule

That's why aye brake in two averse
My righting wants too pleas
Sow now ewe sea wye aye dew prays
Such soft wear for pea seas

dh0661

Thanks Capt'n Midnight - now I think I stand under what what Rockey25 was saying -- I THINK.

I'M REALLY NOT BLOND

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I have a tiny bit of intelligence - I think !

rocky25

What is a blonde’s favorite nersury rhyme?



Humpme Dumpme

dh0661

rocky25 wrote: »

What is a blonde’s favorite nersury rhyme?
Humpme Dumpme

OKAY -If I'll dump me -- you'll hump em ?

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I don't think I'd enjoy that :rolleyes: - anyway I'm not a blonde.:eek: - It's only a wig on top of my face. ----

Capt'n Midnight

dh0661 wrote:

anyway I'm not a blonde.:eek: - It's only a wig on top of my face. ----

What would you call a blonde wearing a wig ?

Artificial Intelligence.

*sorry couldn't resist*

Oh yeah, welcome to boards