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Little MARK returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic

'Why?' asks the father?

'The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3,'' I said '6', replies MARK.

'But that's right!' says his dad.

'Yeah, but then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?''

'What's the fcuking difference?' asks the father

'That's what I said!'


LITTLE MARK ON ENGLISH

Little MARK goes to school, and the teacher says, 'Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?'

MARK says 'Mas-tur-bate.'

Miss Rogers smiles and says, 'Wow, little MARK, that's a mouthful.'

Little MARK says, 'No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob.'


LITTLE MARK ON GRAMMAR

Little MARK was sitting in class one day. All of a sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out, 'Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!'

The teacher replied, 'Now, MARK, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to use is 'urinate.'

Please use the word 'ur-I-nate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go.'

Little MARK, thinks for a bit, and then says, 'You're an eight, but if you had bigger tits, you'd be a TEN!'


LITTLE MARK ON GRAMMAR

One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word 'beautiful' in the same sentence twice.

First, she called! On little Suzie, who responded with, 'my father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it.'

'Very good, Suzie,' replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael.

'My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully.'
She said, 'Excellent, Michael!' Then the teacher reluctantly called on little MARK.

'Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was Pregnant, and he said 'Beautiful,
just fcuking beautiful!''


LITTLE MARK ON GETTING OLDER

Little MARK was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.

After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from him said,
'Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat.'

Little MARK replied, 'my grandfather lived to be 107 years old....’

The man asked, 'Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?'


Little MARK answered, 'No, he minded his own fcuking business.

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So, two men walk into a diner, they were in a motorcycle gang.

They walk over to this man eating his lunch.

They start to harass him and tip his food over and break his plates.

The man does nothing and just walks out of the diner.

The two motorcyclists walk over to the waitress and say, "Wow that guy wasn't much of a man." The other says, "Ya he didn’t do anything to fight back, he just took it."

The waitress said, "Well, he wasn't much of a truck driver either, cuz he just ran over both your motorcycles!"