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I love crap pirate jokes

  • 26-03-2008 2:16pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,508 ✭✭✭


    What films do pirates like?
    Any film that's RRRRRRRRRR-rated

    Where do pirates go on holiday?
    Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgentina

    Why don't pirates buy DVDs?
    Because they have VCRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRs

    Why are pirates considered dangerous and cantankerous?
    Because they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    What did the pirate buy at the market?
    An overhead projectorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    What do you call several pirates having sex?
    An orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgy


    More pirate jokes welcome


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,360 ✭✭✭NeVeR



    More pirate jokes welcome

    No please dont!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,644 ✭✭✭kev_s88


    What films do pirates like?
    Any film that's RRRRRRRRRR-rated

    Where do pirates go on holiday?
    Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgentina

    Why don't pirates buy DVDs?
    Because they have VCRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRs

    Why are pirates considered dangerous and cantankerous?
    Because they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    What did the pirate buy at the market?
    An overhead projectorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    What do you call several pirates having sex?
    An orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgy


    More pirate jokes welcome

    that overhear projectorrrrrrrrrrrr one was brilliant.really didnt expect that lol


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,776 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    NeVeR wrote: »
    No please dont!

    Who doesn't like pirate jokes?
    NeVeRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

    Posted this in a different thread a few months ago, but posting it here again:

    Why are pirates called pirates...?
    Because they ARRRRRRRRRRRRRE

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    Roger the Cabin Boy!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 45 gerthewanker


    snip

    less of the racism please


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    What do you get when you cross a pirate with a zuchnni?
    A Squashbuckler!!!

    Why was the pirate scared of the circle?
    S'currrrvey!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,360 ✭✭✭NeVeR


    haha RRRRRR


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,487 ✭✭✭banquo


    What's a pirate's favorite shop?

    Sparrr!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 748 ✭✭✭It BeeMee


    There's a new pirate p0rn movie out....

    "One Night in Parrot" ....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 45 gerthewanker


    What did the pirate say after the earthquake?

    Shiver me timbers!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 45 gerthewanker


    What do pirates call their sex buddies?

    F uckeneers!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,403 ✭✭✭passive


    What if pirates ruled the world?
    Everyone would be happiAARRRRRRR...


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 94,296 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Most pirates wear earrings, so how much does it cost to get their ears pierced ?

    A Buccaneer.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 748 ✭✭✭It BeeMee


    (with thanks to Benny Hill)

    "Wheres me buccaneers?"

    "Under yer buckin hat"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 45 gerthewanker


    What song did the Pirate in the village people write?

    'In the Arrrrrrrmy!'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,499 ✭✭✭Sabre0001


    What's a Pirate's favourite letter?

    RRRRRR

    (For some reason that really cracked me up recently!)

    🤪



  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,996 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    What do you call several pirates having sex?
    An orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgy

    Stars en route for that one! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,243 ✭✭✭truecrippler


    Eugh

    Where do Irish Pirates come from? The Dail... no really its the Arrrrrrran Islands.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 45 gerthewanker


    Where do Pirates like it?


    Up the Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrse!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 602 ✭✭✭masseyno9


    I like to tell 4 or 5 pirate jokes as listed above, then go for:

    What do pirates drive?
    They'll reply 'caaarrrrrss'
    And you'll say 'no, boats you fool. They're pirates!'

    Love it!!


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