Stuff you WON'T do in bed

Fremen

Where do you draw the line?

Personally, I'd draw it at ass to mouth (either party), or finger to ass (my ass).

orestes

I'll try anything twice, don't knock it till you've tried it man

Rb

Yore da.

monkeyfudge

Crackers?

Kernel

Fremen wrote: »

Where do you draw the line?

Personally, I'd draw it at ass to mouth (either party), or finger to ass (my ass).

Prude!

Yakult

rimming.. *shudder*

randylonghorn

Fremen wrote: »

Personally, I'd draw it at ass to mouth (either party), or finger to ass (my ass).

So you don't mind a dick in your ass then?

challengemaster

Just what you've been looking for, rsh!

orestes

randylonghorn wrote: »

So you don't mind a dick in your ass then?

That's what the pm button is there for man

Jesus Wept

hello

randylonghorn

orestes wrote: »

That's what the pm button is there for man

Nah, just clarifying the matter for the general populace.

The-Rigger wrote: »

hello

Funny, kinda thought you might appear! :rolleyes:

dr.bollocko

I will not do stuff with dudes in bed. I have a leaky basement for that.
Yeah that's right. I'm kinkier than Ray Davies next to a well respected dead clown called Lola on a Sunny afternoon.

Fremen

randylonghorn wrote: »

So you don't mind a dick in your ass then?

Well, I did say "Draw the line", and dick in ass is definitely behind that line.
You'll notice I didn't say "Pineapple in ass" either but that would be covered too.

It'd be a bit unrealistic to expect me to draw up a comprehensive list of everything I don't want put in my ass.

orestes

Fremen wrote: »

Well, I did say "Draw the line", and dick in ass is definitely behind that line.
You'll notice I didn't say "Pineapple in ass" either but that would be covered too.

It'd be a bit unrealistic to expect me to draw up a comprehensive list of everything I don't want put in my ass.

So there are some things that you would put up there then?

Fremen

orestes wrote: »

So there are some things that you would put up there then?

Toilet paper is acceptable, yes.

Nerin

orestes wrote: »

So there are some things that you would put up there then?

hahaha beaten to it.
my opinion is if they wont do it for you they aint getting it, she wont go down on me, its not happening for her.
although if she does and then when i get down there its the amazon i'll flee.
or get some lumberjacks in.

dr.bollocko

A thermometer maybe?

randylonghorn

nerin wrote: »

my opinion is if they wont do it for you they aint getting it, she wont go down on me, its not happening for her.

And if you meet someone with the mirror "him first" attitude, what happens? Be more generous, and see what happens ... you would be surprised how many change their minds!

nerin wrote: »

although if she does and then when i get down there its the amazon i'll flee.
or get some lumberjacks in.

Don't especially mind afforestation, once it doesn't smell like the Florida swamps ...

Nerin

randylonghorn wrote: »

And if you meet someone with the mirror "him first" attitude, what happens? Be more generous, and see what happens ... you would be surprised how many change their minds!
Don't especially mind afforestation, once it doesn't smell like the Florida swamps ...

haha, allow me to make so changes and be specific.
i'll be generous,but if its always all give no take i cut it off. had too much of that crap with one of my exs, she was extremely selfish.
i should have tacked onto my amazon comment- that hygiene is really Really important.
for the love of god Forida swamp idea makes me queasy

randylonghorn

nerin wrote: »

i'll be generous,but if its always all give no take i cut it off.

:eek: :eek: :eek:

nerin wrote: »

for the love of god Forida swamp idea makes me queasy

Lol, me too, actually! >.<

challengemaster

nyom, canals of venice.. :pac:

orestes

nerin wrote: »

for the love of god Forida swamp idea makes me queasy

randylonghorn wrote: »

:eek: :eek: :eek:

Lol, me too, actually! >.<

Hmmmm, I've always found something kinda odd about guys who are fond of a clean shaven area on a lady

Tis a wee bit too close to paedo territory for my liking

zuchum

im pretty sure id do anything at all...as long as the girlfriend will oblige...currently seeking anal...is that normal???

challengemaster

zuchum wrote: »

currently seeking anal...is that normal???

Don't take this up the wrong way... (/gets coat):pac:

It really depends on the people.. some like, some don't.

Jesus Wept

orestes wrote: »

Hmmmm, I've always found something kinda odd about guys who are fond of a clean shaven area on a lady

Tis a wee bit too close to paedo territory for my liking

nah paedos like children, I think that is where you are getting confused.
Otherwise paedos wouldn't exist, they would just like/seek women with no pubic hair.



Do you like women with hairy armpits/legs/ronnies? etc etc

randylonghorn

orestes wrote: »

Hmmmm, I've always found something kinda odd about guys who are fond of a clean shaven area on a lady

Tis a wee bit too close to paedo territory for my liking

Read more carefully, Orestes!

VVV

randylonghorn wrote: »

Don't especially mind afforestation, once it doesn't smell like the Florida swamps ...

zuchum wrote: »

im pretty sure id do anything at all...as long as the girlfriend will oblige...currently seeking anal...is that normal???

Yes, very normal to seek it anyway, you may or may not get lucky.

challengemaster

The-Rigger wrote: »

nah paedos like children, I think that is where you are getting confused.
Otherwise paedos wouldn't exist, they would just like/seek women/seek with no pubic hair.

Thats not to say that anyone here isn't a paedo....like that chap rig there.. but he seems to like shetlands more than anything... *cough** /runs

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monkeyfudge

zuchum wrote: »

im pretty sure id do anything at all...as long as the girlfriend will oblige...currently seeking anal...is that normal???

I think 'Desperately Seeking Anal' has more of a ring to it... yes ring!

EDIT: Good movie too...

Overheal

take a ****.

togster

Nah im game for anything. Once had 2 fingers in my ass. Not bad at all.
Once had a girl who after i came in her mouth then spit it into mine. Snowballing i think its called. Im not game for that anymore tbh and find it hard to expect any girl to do that now.

WhiteWashMan

this is AH, not the amature porn exchange.

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