Halle Berry. The definitive perfect woman

AckwelFoley

Living proof that there is a divine force involved in the creation of some women

Ive finally decided, after watching her in "Perfect stranger" that to me she in the looks department is the most flawless specimen of the female form on the planet.

And at 43 years old, she still beats all competition

That is all.

Goodbye

monkeyfudge

Catwoman is the worst movie of all time.

That is all.

AckwelFoley

monkeyfudge wrote: »

Catwoman is the worst movie of all time.

That is all.

Wouldnt waste my time watching it..

...even for her.

snyper

snyper wrote: »

Ive finally decided, after watching her in "Perfect stranger" that to me she in the looks department is the most flawless specimen of the female form on the planet.

And at 43 years old, she still beats all competition

That is all.

Goodbye

I beg to differ..............Olga Kurylenko

AlmightyCushion

She's hot but there is a lot better out there.

Sqaull20

Pretty good for 43...

Zaph

I can't deny that she's good looking, but Halle Berry has never really done it for me tbh.

star-pants

pfft better not turn this into another 'wimmin I'd like to be with' thread!! lol

But my 2c - Halles quite the pretty lady...

jdivision

Halle Berry's just unbelievably hot

dr.bollocko

I'd give 'er an oul poke but I wudnt boast unless she swallowed.

Gaspode

dr.bollocko wrote: »

I'd give 'er an oul poke but I wudnt boast unless she swallowed.

Swallowed? She'd have to gargle to impress me!

Halle's nice, pity the twins are fake though.

JæKæ

Deleted User wrote: »

I beg to differ..............Olga Kurylenko

I thank you for opening my eyes to the beauty of Olga

AckwelFoley

Deleted User wrote: »

I beg to differ..............Olga Kurylenko
gtfo

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

She's hot but there is a lot better out there.

gtfo

Zaph wrote: »

I can't deny that she's good looking, but Halle Berry has never really done it for me tbh.

gtfo

jdivision wrote: »

Halle Berry's just unbelievably hot

god bless you my son

dr.bollocko wrote: »

I'd give 'er an oul poke but I wudnt boast unless she swallowed.

Don not speak of this woman in those vulgar terms. Shes a virgin and her **** smells of roses

truecrippler

Omagawd She's 43? I always thought she was in her mid 20's... i.e. 25.
Still a saucy aul one on hand here.

I'd do her if the telly was broke......but I wouldn't break the telly.


Seriously, I don't normally dig black chicks, but I dig her.

Heisenberg.

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Don1

Like a pair of racing zeppelins.........

AckwelFoley

The Scientist wrote: »

What an awful couch.

truecrippler

snyper wrote: »

What an awful couch.

You were looking at the couch?

Zaph

snyper wrote: »

What an awful couch.

Yeah, but the cushions are nice

Fremen

Offtopic:
Is it actually possible to get skinny girls with (non-fake) huge baps?
Don't think I've ever seen it in real life. All the well-endowed girls I've met tend to be chubby, at least.

kaimera

Pity none of you remember slydice it seems :pac:

Zaph

Shhhh, Slydice doesn't exist

AckwelFoley

kaimera wrote: »

Pity none of you remember slydice it seems :pac:

Pics or GTFO.

Xavi6

Gemma Atkinson? Pffft.

These are the best funbags around -

AckwelFoley

boo hisss...


Halle berry got what the rest of tose women dont have...


sheer classyness.

end of.


kthanxbi

Beruthiel

snyper wrote: »

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And at 43 years old, she still beats all competition

Sorry.
But you haven't a clue.

Monica Bellucci is by far the hottest woman on the planet, by a long shot!

Sherifu

Beruthiel wrote: »

Monica Bellucci is by far the hottest woman on the planet, by a long shot!

+1 for Monica, sex on legs.

Beruthiel

Beruthiel wrote: »

Monica Bellucci is by far the hottest woman on the planet, by a long shot!



She looks minging in that pic. Sometimes she looks hot and other times she looks like a slapped trout, e,r I mean haddock.

justsomebloke

Deleted User wrote: »

She looks minging in that pic. Sometimes she looks hot and other times she looks like a slapped trout.

maybe I was just too drunk to notice but I don't remember brother trout looking like that at the last beers

No reference to the esteemed Bother Trout was intended.:D

trout

*squints at nialler24* :cool:

arybvtcw0eolkf

trout wrote: »

*squints at nialler24* :cool:

Shudda went to Specsavers

Rob_l

flawless; complete; undamaged

Eh no

Degsy

Halle Berry is a racist.

justsomebloke

eh, I still prefer the brotherettes

ShayK1

Fremen wrote: »

Offtopic:
Is it actually possible to get skinny girls with (non-fake) huge baps?
Don't think I've ever seen it in real life. All the well-endowed girls I've met tend to be chubby, at least.

How big do they have to be to qualify as "HUGE"?

Zaph

Fremen wrote: »

Offtopic:
Is it actually possible to get skinny girls with (non-fake) huge baps?
Don't think I've ever seen it in real life. All the well-endowed girls I've met tend to be chubby, at least.

I work with a girl who definitely proves that it's possible. Not in the slightest bit chubby and extraordinarily well-endowed.

justsomebloke

Zaph wrote: »

I work with a girl who definitely proves that it's possible. Not in the slightest bit chubby and extraordinarily well-endowed.

rules

AlmightyCushion

ShayK1 wrote: »

How big do they have to be to qualify as "HUGE"?

The size of your head.

kev_s88

like ZZ size

Zaph

jsb wrote: »

rules

Unfortunately I'm not in work this week

AckwelFoley

Beruthiel wrote: »

Sorry.
But you haven't a clue.

Monica Bellucci is by far the hottest woman on the planet, by a long shot!

Petrol, match - Burn

Degsy wrote: »

Halle Berry is a racist.

She can tie me up and call me cracker anytime.

Don1

But she's one of those people it's not socially acceptable to like. You know what I mean.











(American..........)

AckwelFoley

Don1 wrote: »

But she's one of those people it's not socially acceptable to like. You know what I mean.











(American..........)

I would ovr look that.

Could be worse, she could be French.

Slow Motion

jsb wrote: »

eh, I still prefer the brotherettes

QFT!

John Mason

Personally, i think i am the perfect woman, just ask DesF :cool:

AckwelFoley

irishbird wrote: »

Personally, i think i am the perfect woman, just ask DesF :cool:

We did.

:pac: :pac:

GreenandRed

iamstop

Halle Berry vs. Salma Hayek?