Retards with bangers

tech77

Bangers are going off outside my house as I write this.

First can someone explain to me the attraction of these things.
What kind of retard gets a kick out of repeated explosive (hours on end) banging noises.

I mean each one pretty much sounds/looks like the last.
So you'd think even the most slack-jawed dullard would tire of their monotony after the first couple of bangs.


Or is it purely a nuisance "annoy the neighbours" thing.

Also bangers at Easter-
Why?

orestes

You really shouldn't have used "that word" in the title. Some people might take offense.

The correct term is fireworks

kona

its when you put it in stuff the fun begins;)

but ye easter! holy **** is this early or late

Recon

orestes wrote: »

You really shouldn't have used "that word" in the title. Some people might take offense.

The correct term is fireworks

thanks for making me laugh!

starn

Man I love letting off Black cats and bangers. Its not that bangs that I enjoy. It's looing at the faces of the people I piss off.

AckwelFoley

Inbreeding would be the cause of this.

*lights match*
*fuse sizzles*
*loud bang*
*screams of pain*

<later that day>

*feelings of regret at both the buying of the bangers and the holding of the banger for just a split second too long*

trout

What gets me is the fact that people will spend good money just to hear a loud noise.

Why don't they just hire me to shout "BANG!" at random intervals ... surely that would be much better value, and 'greener' too. :cool:

Unlike almost any firework in the world, I can also vary the noise I make, at the drop of a hat.
Sample noises include, but are not limited to "BOOM!", KABLAMMO!" and the ever popular crowd pleasing "CRRRREEEEEEGGGGAH!"

Red Hand

Toss a grenade into the midst of the next group you see setting off bangers.:pac:

trout

fuppin' "BANG!"