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"we gave you a new asshole"

togster · 2008-03-20 08:36:02

from PEREZ an ass transplant. :eek:

20-03-2008 8:36am

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from PEREZ

A German retiree is taking a hospital to court after she went in for a leg operation and got a new anus instead, the Daily Telegraph is reporting.

The woman woke up to find she had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter.

The clinic in Hochfranken, Bavaria, has since suspended the surgical team.

Now the woman is planning to sue the hospital. She still needs the leg operation and is searching for another hospital to do it.

an ass transplant. :eek:

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#2 20-03-2008 8:40am

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Lol
Yes, I did.

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#3 20-03-2008 3:44pm

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Saw earlier thread re: joking about tragedies. I feel sorry for this woman but.....lol( little bit).

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,339270,00.html
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A German retiree is taking a hospital to court after she went in for a leg operation and got a new anus instead, the Daily Telegraph is reporting.

The woman woke up to find she had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter.

The clinic in Hochfranken, Bavaria, has since suspended the surgical team.

Now the woman is planning to sue the hospital. She still needs the leg operation and is searching for another hospital to do it.

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#4 20-03-2008 3:45pm

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Already a thread somewhere about this and/or it could have gone in the other thread.

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#5 20-03-2008 3:46pm

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Hopefully the new place won't arse her around.

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#6 20-03-2008 3:52pm

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The clinic in Hochfranken, Bavaria

It sounds like the place is in the back-arse of no-where.

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#7 20-03-2008 3:55pm

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She must have a real pain in her hole having to go back again..:D

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#8 20-03-2008 3:59pm

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Collie D wrote: »

Already a thread somewhere about this and/or it could have gone in the other thread.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055258671

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#9 20-03-2008 4:38pm

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Hopefully her situation gets rectified soon.

No fun being the butt of others peoples jokes like that.

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#10 20-03-2008 4:40pm

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Duckjob wrote: »

Hopefully her situation gets rectified soon.

No fun being the butt of others peoples jokes like that.

No doubt she'll have other things on her mind, so shouldn't be too bummed out.

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#11 20-03-2008 4:41pm

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Man, the hospital staff must feel like an ass after a cheeky stunt like that.

RECTUM!!!

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#12 20-03-2008 4:46pm

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Man, and i thought when my op went wrong it was a pain in the hoop!

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#13 20-03-2008 4:58pm

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I'll bet the surgeons feel like right arseholes after that

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#14 20-03-2008 5:01pm

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What a bummer.

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#15 21-03-2008 3:19am

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I guess someone else is going to get one ripped out of them.

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#16 21-03-2008 3:20am

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That's all the world needs, another German asshole..

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#17 21-03-2008 3:21am

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i believe the one word phrase "owned" is in order here.

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#18 21-03-2008 3:54am

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Opinions are like assholes, it seems... everone's got one, sometimes a couple.

Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.

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#19 21-03-2008 3:58am

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togster wrote: »

an ass transplant. :eek:

an ass implant more like :eek:

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#20 21-03-2008 4:02am

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Merged with the other thread about this. You could say that thread has been bumped.

I'll go now.

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#21 21-03-2008 4:06am

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The poor old divil. Those two doctors should be asshamed of themselves. What a pair of assholes.

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#22 21-03-2008 4:10am

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She should ring the medical board about that terrible piece of surgery.

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#23 21-03-2008 4:12am

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They've launched an investigation anyhow, im sure they'll get to the bottom of the mixup..

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#24 21-03-2008 4:15am

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I heard they had a lot of investigations, so they're a little behind.

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#25 21-03-2008 4:22am

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It's quite asstonishing.

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#26 21-03-2008 4:31am

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No need to bump this thread anymore!

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#27 21-03-2008 4:44am

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She really should have passed on the operation.

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#28 21-03-2008 6:16am

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Those surgeons didn't know their arse from their elbow leg, apparently ...

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#29 21-03-2008 7:41am

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They should get the cops on to this case, that's awful. It would probably be better to get an older cop too, to talk to the old dear on her level. A cop so old, in fact, they would need to have a rusty sheriffs badge, or two, under their belt.

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#30 21-03-2008 2:49pm

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I say this is quite rear.

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#31 21-03-2008 2:59pm

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She will now be pooing for 2.

Rectum it nearly ****ing killed them.

She really did get a bum deal.

Im here all week.

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#32 22-03-2008 5:50pm

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Jeez.. the doc must have felt like an ass when he found out his massive blunder.

Well.. u know what they say.. 2 holes are better than one.

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#33 22-03-2008 6:00pm

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She'd make alot of money in the porn industry

Title " OAP triple penetration".

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#34 22-03-2008 6:16pm

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LOL I did.

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#35 22-03-2008 6:45pm

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Thats pretty unfortunate, I lolled a little.

I'd be bummed if that happened to me ..did someone already do that?..I couldn't be arsed to check..ohh I am so smart.

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#36 22-03-2008 9:23pm

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what a load of ****e:D

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#37 22-03-2008 9:41pm

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TheNog wrote: »

Title " OAP triple penetration".

Pics or it didn't happen :eek:

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#38 22-03-2008 9:48pm

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petethebrick wrote: »

Now the woman is planning to sue the hospital. She still needs the leg operation and is searching for another hospital to do it.

lets hope her and her lawers still have a leg to stand on

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#39 23-03-2008 12:05am

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I thought this was a thread about a woman now having two asses. I'm disappointed now.

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#40 23-03-2008 12:22am

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Ah it never happened, she is talking out of her asses..

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#41 23-03-2008 12:31am

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This thread was punishing to read.

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#42 23-03-2008 12:52am

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At least she'll have better gangbangs.

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#43 23-03-2008 7:12am

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TPD wrote: »

This thread was punishing to read.

and about as much fun as gouging out your own eyes with a spoon.

when did boards develop this horrible obsession with puns? :rolleyes:

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#44 23-03-2008 7:34am

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Im sorry but there is nothing to add to the original news report: this will live forever in the hall of fame beside the bicycle shagger and the $65 million pants.

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#45 23-03-2008 12:04pm

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So a woman goes into hospital to get leg surgery and comes out with a new arsehole.

Her name wasn't Heather Mills by any chance?

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