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  • 20-03-2008 6:19am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,971 ✭✭✭✭


    A charming lad is sitting at a bar in New York City and looks at his watch several times in the space of a few minutes.

    The woman sitting nearby notices this and asks, 'Is your date running
    late?'


    'No,' he replies, 'I have this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it.'


    The intrigued woman says, 'A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special
    about it?'


    The young fella explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.'

    The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?'

    'Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.'

    The woman giggles and replies, 'Well, it must be broken because I am
    wearing panties!'

    The bloke smirks, taps his watch and says, 'Bloody thing's running
    about an hour fast. Can I buy you a drink?


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    Ha! Nice one. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,370 ✭✭✭GAAman


    That was terrible

    *writes it down and puts watch on* :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,248 ✭✭✭Plug


    Now I get it. Good one:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 550 ✭✭✭LimerickCity


    Welcome to ten years ago.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,644 ✭✭✭kev_s88


    very good


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