In flight entertainment

Xavi6

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=392599

Woman sues airline over masturbating man
Monday Mar 17 10:00 AEDT
By ninemsn staff

A US woman is suing American Airlines for failing to protect her after another passenger allegedly masturbated near her on a recent flight.

The 21-year-old woman alleges airline employees did not act appropriately after a man sat next to her and began masturbating during a flight in March 2007, the Fort Worth Star Telegram reports.

Her $200,000 lawsuit alleges that she awoke on the flight to Los Angeles to find "a substantial amount of an extremely sticky substance in her hair" and a man next to her masturbating.

ROFL!!!

Another passenger reportedly calmed the woman and the man was arrested when the plane landed.

The woman claims American Airlines employees had seen the man move next to her but didn't move him back to his assigned seat.

A spokesman for the airline said crew members took appropriate action.

I really really wanna know what this appropriate action was!

mikemac

You know those Americans launch some crazy lawsuits (McDonalds made me fat for example) but I hope she wins big, she deserves it

Overheal

Im sorry I've heard some fuked up lawsuits (like the 70 million dollar pants) but thats actually a case 0_o jesus. Someone get that man a mile high clubcard - he's clearly been dying for one.

togster

Thanks

aphex™

Erm how did he get it in her hair? Doesn't make much sense.

Overheal

its called uncanny trajectory: its a feat you get at level 6. half-orcs start with this automatically at level one.

Hagar

God be with the days when you only had to choose a seat in the smoking or non-smoking sections...

FlutterinBantam

Its called good "Sputtttt" pressure as far as i know.

4Xcut

Thank god it wasn't on a boat or else we'd be plagued by "Seamen" jokes and comments:D:D

Overheal

flying sea men? what is the world coming to

aphex™

aphex™ wrote: »

Erm how did he get it in her hair? Doesn't make much sense.

She was "spiderman-ed". Go Spidey go!

Ciaran500

micmclo wrote: »

You know those Americans launch some crazy lawsuits (McDonalds made me fat for example) but I hope she wins big, she deserves it

Don't see how she deserves money from the airline.

Also, if she was asleep at the time how does she know that "American Airlines employees had seen the man move next to her but didn't move him back to his assigned seat".

Didn't Karl Hungus once admit to masturbating in a public place?

... I wonder if he was this guy.

yummycake

hahahaha fucing hilarious.....ahhh airlines theses days

yummycake

yummycake wrote: »

hahahaha fucing hilarious.....ahhh airlines theses days

Yes, we all remember the days when you could masturbate and not get sued.

projectmayhem

Deleted User wrote: »

Didn't Karl Hungus once admit to masturbating in a public place?

... I wonder if he was this guy.

...or the girl

Xavi6

Deleted User wrote: »

She was "spiderman-ed". Go Spidey go!

Ha ha the good ol Spiderman. Love it!

Kold

He should've slapped her to wake her up for the money shot...

Gekko

lol

giggity giggity

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

What's that old joke...?

"Sir would you like some of our TWA coffee?"
"No thanks Ma'am, but how about some TWA tea!"

And why am I visualising Leslie Nielsen in the next row over? Or Cameron Diaz?

Sangre

id probably let someone jack off beside me for 200k. Just close your eyes and pretend hes churning butter.

Thrill

Deleted User wrote: »

Yes, we all remember the days when you could masturbate and not get sued.

Indeed. It was called in-flight entertainment.

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2008/03/17/5032901-ap.html



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Xavi6

Thrill wrote: »

Indeed. It was called in-flight entertainment.

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2008/03/17/5032901-ap.html



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Lap dances cost around $40, plus admission, according to the website.

Lol at 'according to the website'. They so went there as part of their research!

artanevilla

Possibly the best thread ever?

randylonghorn

So, a man moves seat on a plane and the crew are supposed to automatically assume "oh, he's going to **** all over that woman!" ?!

I've often seen people move seats on half empty planes, for more leg-room or whatever, can't say that thought ever came into my head! ... well, apart from a particular 19/20 year old German couple one flight, but that was DEFINITELY a matter of mutual consent!!

Xavi6

randylonghorn wrote: »

So, a man moves seat on a plane and the crew are supposed to automatically assume "oh, he's going to **** all over that woman!" ?!

I've often seen people move seats on half empty planes, for more leg-room or whatever, can't say that thought ever came into my head! ... well, apart from a particular 19/20 year old German couple one flight, but that was DEFINITELY a matter of mutual consent!!

Voyeurism FTW!

dr.bollocko

Durty. Very durty. In fairness, look I wasnt aiming for her hair. Something weird happened with the high pressure. And the stewardesses were way too slow with the kleenex.

Deleted User

Deleted User wrote: »

Didn't Karl Hungus once admit to masturbating in a public place?

... I wonder if he was this guy.

I once did it near a pubic place.;)