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Elton John

  • 16-03-2008 10:59pm
    #1
    charliecon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86 ✭✭


    Hope this hasn't been posted before.....

    Elton John goes to a tatooist and says "I want you to tatoo 'Rolls Royce' on my penis" The bloke tells him "you'd be better with Land Rover, at least it won't get stuck in the sh*t!!!!!


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  • #2
    Xavi6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,919 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    I remember a headline from when Elton got married -

    "Elton takes David up the aisle"

    Absolute genius.


  • #3
    Thrill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭Thrill


    :D:D

    Two good ones.


  • #4
    rocky25
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭rocky25


    Elton John, Kylie Minogue and Robbie Williams went for a night on the town.

    As they left the nightclub, Kylie slipped and got her head stuck between the railings of the fence opposite the club.

    Robbie decided to take full advantage of this and lifted up her little skirt and gave her a good rear-ender.

    "Its your turn now, Elton" grinned Robbie but Elton started crying.

    Robbie asked "Why are you crying, Elton? What's wrong?"





    Elton sobbed "I can't get my head between the railings!"


  • #5
    kev_s88
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,641 ✭✭✭kev_s88


    charliecon wrote: »
    Hope this hasn't been posted before.....

    Elton John goes to a tatooist and says "I want you to tatoo 'Rolls Royce' on my penis" The bloke tells him "you'd be better with Land Rover, at least it won't get stuck in the sh*t!!!!!

    wahey!!


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