One or the other

patmac

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up,
this should make things a little bit clearer.

@ PRISON
You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell

@ WORK
You spend most of your time in an 6X6 cubicle


@ PRISON
You get three meals a day, fully paid for

@ WORK
You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it

@ PRISON
For good behavior, you get time off

@ WORK
For good behavior, you get more work

@ PRISON
The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you

@ WORK
You must carry a security card and open all the doors yourself

@ PRISON
You can watch TV and play games

@ WORK
You could get fired for watching TV and playing games


@ PRISON
You get your own toilet

@ WORK
You have to share the toilet with People who pee on the seat

@ PRISON
They allow your family and friends to visit

@ WORK
you aren't even supposed to speak To your family

@ PRISON
All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required

@ WORK
you must pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners

@ PRISON
You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out

@ WORK
you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars

@ PRISON
You must deal with sadistic wardens

@ WORK
They are called 'managers'

rocky25

Nice 'un Pat