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  • 12-03-2008 08:42PM
    #1
    MooseJam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭


    stuck a cadbury's creme egg up your bum and let it melt


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  • #2
    NoQuarter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,624 ✭✭✭NoQuarter


    it melted in my hand before i got it up there unfortunatly


  • #3
    Cocoon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 600 ✭✭✭Cocoon


    I am new here, whats the cuckoo's nest is it where the boys from the george hang out?


  • #4
    Interceptor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,165 ✭✭✭Interceptor


    Cock_on wrote: »
    I am new here, whats the cuckoo's nest is it where the boys from the george hang out?

    No, we hang out over in the Soccer section mostly.

    'cptr


  • #5
    Interceptor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,165 ✭✭✭Interceptor


    MooseJam wrote: »
    ...stuck a cadbury's creme egg up your bum and let it melt

    No, I couldn't resist its pretend-egginess and ate it before I even thought about other orifices it might fit in...

    Anyway, how you wouldn't be able to eat it once it had been up there. I don't even want to think about this anymore, I feel a bit ill...

    'cptr


  • #6
    Cocoon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 600 ✭✭✭Cocoon


    Interceptor wrote: »
    No, we hang out over in the Soccer section mostly.

    'cptr

    Aussie rules section i suppose :D


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  • #7
    Fulton Crown
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,493 ✭✭✭Fulton Crown


    king-stew wrote: »
    it melted in my hand before i got it up there unfortunatly

    Ah! A couple of key mistakes my friend - you removed the foil - you did not lube the egg properly - good coating of vaseline essential - you did not properly prepare ass hole - good brisk squat on Bulmers Flagon bottle is required (remove foil).

    Think of it this way - Lube . Squat . Insert . Melt . what u do after that is up to you.

    (Normal melt time is 15 mins - half that if walking):D:D


  • #8
    Invincible
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,482 ✭✭✭Invincible


    I stuck one up my Gf and ate it,not the oriface you mentioned though. :D


  • #9
    Fulton Crown
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,493 ✭✭✭Fulton Crown


    was in nite club in portugal - some sleazy locals were hangin around - suspected them of drinkin our beer when we were dancin....ordered more pints..drank a little ..brought them into jax...out with todgers replaced the liquid --left glasses on counter...saw locals havin a sneaky swig....an spittin out the result!!!

    Problem solved !!!:D:D:D:D


  • #10
    rebecca666 mg
    Closed Accounts Posts: 87 ✭✭rebecca666 mg


    MooseJam wrote: »
    stuck a cadbury's creme egg up your bum and let it melt
    did something same with bf but it was with a kinda beno. kinky


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