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Retirement Planning For 2008

  • 10-03-2008 9:34pm
    #1
    patmac
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭


    If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now
    be worth $49.00.

    With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.

    With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

    If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have
    $49.00 left

    But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank
    all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND,
    You would have had $214.00.

    Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
    heavily and recycle.

    It's called the 401-Keg Plan


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  • #2
    rocky25
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭rocky25


    Where do I sign up for this plan Pat?

    My sponser is MickRourke:rolleyes:


  • #3
    Thrill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭Thrill


    :)

    Best reason for recycling I've heard of yet. Sign me up too.


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