Why can't they invent a contraceptive pill that makes women NOT go loolaa?

Seriously, you have a nice reasonable girlfriend pre-pill,all of a sudden,she is jealous of every girl you talk to,thinks you are cheating etc etc.One minute she is like in love with you,next minute she needs space.Does every girl have this inner crazy thing going on?

phantom_lord

they get fat too, which removes the need for it in the first place.

togster

still better than getting her sprogged

antodeco

Just use lots of babyoil and give her a good rogering. No need for contraceptives and no chance of her being duffed

togster

with a name like yours antodeco it wouldn't surprise me if you used wd40

antodeco

togster wrote: »

with a name like yours antodeco it wouldn't surprise me if you used wd40

rofl!! Aye, but not just the one can...

biko

I can see this thread going for the thunderdome
OP, if you can't handle your gfs outbursts try to get her to change prescription? The pills contain hormones so mood swings can be expected when she first goes on them.

Pheonix Ski

Ive had all the conceptions money can buy and it never changed me.. She is more then likely just a jealous raging person but just hid it from you in the begining till she had her claws in you and you couldnt leave her for being a bit mental

biko

biko wrote: »

I can see this thread going for the thunderdome
OP, if you can't handle your gfs outbursts try to get her to change prescription? The pills contain hormones so mood swings can be expected when she first goes on them.

So weather out the storm?:)

Bendihorse

I duno, i gave all that stuff up cos i didn't know whether i was coming or going (excuse the pun ) most of the time! I suppose its hormone altering so its no surprise it makes you a little whacky, if there was a testostrone altering male version of the pill, im sure there would be more than a few mixed up and confused males on the walkabout!!

LadyJ

Pheonix Ski wrote: »

Ive had all the conceptions money can buy and it never changed me..

Funny sentence.

And were they immaculate?

Sherifu

Apologies for being so angry. Just annoys me so much people are so ignorant of contraceptive pills.

Sherifu

Sherifu wrote: »

Apologies for being so angry. Just annoys me so much people are so ignorant of contraceptive pills.

Pheonix Ski

LadyJ wrote: »

Funny sentence.

And were they immaculate?

Well no sprogs yet so i would say so

togster

Deleted User wrote: »

Its those conception pills he's on

Bendihorse

togster wrote: »

Its those conception pills he's on

They sound like pills to aid conception? A whole new twist on things

Bendihorse

Bendihorse wrote: »

They sound like pills to aid conception? A whole new twist on things

Crazy gold digging wimmens!!!!!!:eek:

togster

A common mis-conception tbh

Bendihorse

I wonder do the conception pills make wimmen go loo lah too?

funk-you

They can be plain LOOLA without the pill. At least the pill gives an excuse you can understand.

-Funk

Pheonix Ski

funk-you wrote: »

They can be plain LOOLA without the pill. At least the pill gives an excuse you can understand.

-Funk

SO true.

togster

Bendihorse wrote: »

I wonder do the conception pills make wimmen go loo lah too?

Bedihorse there's no such things as conception pills. You really are LOOLA

Bendihorse

togster wrote: »

Bedihorse there's no such things as conception pills. You really are LOOLA

Feck

Fratton Fred

biko wrote: »

The pills contain hormones so mood swings can be expected when she first goes on them.

you see, now there's your problem. Women+Hormone=trouble.

women and hormones should not be mixed under any circumstance, at least not until they learn how to control them properly.

Susannahmia

Deleted User wrote: »

Seriously, you have a nice reasonable girlfriend pre-pill,all of a sudden,she is jealous of every girl you talk to,thinks you are cheating etc etc.One minute she is like in love with you,next minute she needs space.Does every girl have this inner crazy thing going on?

Just get her to change to another one. She just has to find the one that suits her. I was on a certain one before and it turned me into a crazy psycho girlfriend. Switched to the one I'm on now and I'm grand.

watna

Aww, poor you. Your gf being a little hormonal? Cos it's so much fun for us ladies as well you know.

Get her to change pill. I've gone crazy on one type before. In fairness, have a bit of sympathy, she is plugging her body full of synthetic hormones so you don't knock her up. It's for you too. grow a pair!

flynnser19

get the new male pill if it pises you off that much!!!we'll see how you fair up!!!

Fratton Fred

flynnser19 wrote: »

get the new male pill if it pises you off that much!!!we'll see how you fair up!!!

is that the one you put in your shoe?


It makes you limp........

OK, I'll get my coat:(

Das Kitty

If anything you should be more stable on the pill as it's supposed to regulate your hormones. I think your woman is on the wrong type for her.

For God's sake, wait till she's in a good mood before broaching this subject and make sure you've got a cod-piece and a gum-shield in place as well!

Oh, and it shouldn't make you fat either if it's the right one for your body.
(not that any of them make you fat either, just hungry!)

The_Minister

Pheonix Ski wrote: »

Ive had all the conceptions money can buy and it never changed me.

There should be an Oooops forum for posts like this.

Vertigo100

try getting a bird with the crazy bar in her arm

Compak

togster wrote: »

Bedihorse there's no such things as conception pills. You really are LOOLA

Maybe you should check this up before making yourself look LOOLA.

check out clomid aka clomiphene citrate

whatsgoinon

i was taking a contraceptive pill before that made me burst into tears for no reason, and I even contemplated jumping out the window of my 4th floor apartment. Luckily I knew something was up, took myself off to the doctor, showed him what I was on, he took me straight off them. He recommended I go on the crazy bar implant, I googled it and said no way!!

OP get your gf to change pills, its obviously not suiting her. Or maybe she is putting them in your tea and its you thats gone loolah??:)

randylonghorn

watna wrote: »

In fairness, have a bit of sympathy, she is plugging her body full of synthetic hormones so you don't knock her up. It's for you too. grow a pair!

In fairness, if he didn't have a pair, she wouldn't need the damn pill in the first place ...

King of Kings

women are not right in the head generally

LadyJ

Men are Christians generally.....

Nightwish

the pill has made me a lot saner in fact. I used to be pretty mad but since starting on the pill I reckon I've been downgraded to a bit cracked.

phantom_lord

whatsgoinon wrote: »

i was taking a contraceptive pill before that made me burst into tears for no reason, and I even contemplated jumping out the window of my 4th floor apartment. Luckily I knew something was up, took myself off to the doctor, showed him what I was on, he took me straight off them. He recommended I go on the crazy bar implant, I googled it and said no way!!

OP get your gf to change pills, its obviously not suiting her. Or maybe she is putting them in your tea and its you thats gone loolah??:)

one of my girlfriends had one of those and it was fine, far far better than when she was on the pill/

mydarkstar

whatsgoinon wrote: »

i was taking a contraceptive pill before that made me burst into tears for no reason, and I even contemplated jumping out the window of my 4th floor apartment. Luckily I knew something was up, took myself off to the doctor, showed him what I was on, he took me straight off them. He recommended I go on the crazy bar implant, I googled it and said no way!!
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whats so wrong with the crazy bar implant? I've been on other pills that made me insanely hungry.. for tayto oddly enough. Got no mad crisp cravings on the bar, poor Mr Tayto sales took quite a dive when i switched to the implant. These days I'm just mildly hormonaly unstable, it's great fun

Jesus Wept

Mr Tayto has the contraceptive pill makers in his pocket, thought everyone knew that? It's all over the conspiracies forum.