"Urgh!!!!" moments

The_Minister

Moments that make you feel a little sick.

I was emptying the compost bin the other day, when I suddenly hear a sickening crunch.
I look down, expecting to see a cracked and dying snail, yet another casualty of my big feet, but instead I see a little brown stick. I should note at this point, that there is little that I hate more than the craaak that follows stepping on a snail.
Then I look closer, and realise that it is a half eaten mouse, its rib-cage torn open, its hind legs gone (though it hip bones were still there).
Obviously some cat had killed it and forgotten to finish.
I wiped my feet hurridly, I can tell you.

It got worse when I tried to put it in the bin. Using a shovel, I tried to scrape it into a plastic bag, but it just kept sliding around, and I kept jerking whenever I hit its eye. To make matters worse, the plastic bag kept filling with wind.
Eventually I got it into the bag, when a gust of wind blew the bag into me, and I felt its little weight bang against my chest. Nasty.

Anyone else got any?

Basq

Reading that post..

AckwelFoley

... look on the bright side.. you got big feet.. the wimmens must love you

galwayrush

A good source of protein for a Fregan.:D

Jesus Wept

Bastard, you should of insisted they both get a state funeral.

Max_Damage

'2 Girls 1 Cup' will suffice.

galwayrush

Max_Damage wrote: »

'2 Girls 1 Cup' will suffice.

Winner:eek:
I spent a year trying to blot out that from my memory, not it's all flooding back.

Sherifu

Max_Damage wrote: »

'2 Girls 1 Cup' will suffice.

That was shit.

~Rebel~

Sherifu wrote: »

That was shit.

Yeah, and 2girls 1finger was wretched

Jimbo

TBH, 'Two guys and a girl' was far worse

pirelli

Damaged a snails shell once, glued it back together, It's fine, see it moving along the the compost fence from time to time.
it was urgh !! moment.

FunkZ

galwayrush wrote: »

Winner:eek:
I spent a year trying to blot out that from my memory, not it's all flooding back.

Ha I was recovering from an operation when that came out so I wasn't in college, heard about it though. Rang a few of my mates and it turned out they were online in the canteen. I told them to check out that site, they didn't know what it was.

They watched the whole thing! :rolleyes:

JohnCleary

Having heard what that 2girls video is about, I have promised myself i'll never watch it, and I plan on sticking to it!

Naos

The_Minister wrote: »

It got worse when I tried to put it in the bin. Using a shovel, I tried to scrape it into a plastic bag, but it just kept sliding around, and I kept jerking whenever I hit its eye. To make matters worse, the plastic bag kept filling with wind.
Eventually I got it into the bag, when a gust of wind blew the bag into me, and I felt its little weight bang against my chest. Nasty.

Anyone else got any?

Step 1: Stop being a pussy
Step 2: Put hand in bag
Step 3: Pick up mouse
Step 4: Turn bag inside out
Step 5: Put mouse in bin

The_Minister

Naos wrote: »

Step 1: Stop being a pussy
Step 2: Put hand in bag
Step 3: Pick up mouse
Step 4: Turn bag inside out
Step 5: Put mouse in bin

In retrospect that would have been a good idea, but I didn't wanted to touch it. (Funnily enough, I don't mind living mice, just dead, disembowelled ones:rolleyes:)

Jesus Wept

Max_Damage wrote: »

'2 Girls 1 Cup' will suffice.

galwayrush wrote: »

Winner:eek:
I spent a year trying to blot out that from my memory, not it's all flooding back.

This may help you make sense of it, it did for me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxp3zqIqO68

galwayrush

The-Rigger wrote: »

This may help you make sense of it, it did for me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxp3zqIqO68

HAHAHAHAH Brilliant:D

Toots

The-Rigger wrote: »

This may help you make sense of it, it did for me.

Lmao! This guy makes an interesting point!!

My Uuurgh moment would have been at christmas this year when my dog ate tinsel and then erm, 'passed' it. But there were still some little stringy bits hanging on, so the OH and I had to hold her and 'remove' the poopy strands of tinsel. I was gagging the whole time! Worst episode ever!

TPD

The-Rigger wrote: »

This may help you make sense of it, it did for me.

cooperguy

Watched that 2 girls video ages ago it still haunts me!! I tried to show it to a friend of mine there recently and the sight wants you to join up and stuff. Couldnt find the video anywhere!!

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

There was the moment I brought back that Taiwanesse girl I met in Temple Bar and brought her back to my place. Kissed her lips, her breasts, her navel pulled down the panties, turned on by the fact that she was getting turned on, kissed the pubes and so on. When my chin hit something that shouldn't have been there, you'd think I knew better than to open my eyes, but did I?

No.

whatsgoinon

the cat was messing with a mouse in the hall, not sure if it was dead or alive. I ignored it, BIG mistake, when i came out of my room, there was bits of mouse all over the place, I had to clean it up quick smart, before the old folks got home, so gross.

oh for the sqeamish, stop reading now.

There was a funny smell coming from the 'good' living room, after a few days of investigating, a dead mouse was found behind a potted plant. Mam went to pick it up to put it in a plastic bag using the tongs for the fire. The whole thing disintegrated and BILLIONS of maggots fell out of it, I ran and threw up, mam wasn't too far behind me. Dad had to clean the whole thing up, by the time he got home the maggots had buried into the carpet and he had to dig them out with a fork and a spoon. haven't been in that room since

Thrill

I was talking to a co-worker a few weeks ago and saw that there was a lump of snot dangling from the hairs of his nostrils.

Uuurrggghh!!!

mikemac

whatsgoinon wrote: »

There was a funny smell coming from the 'good' living room, after a few days of investigating, a dead mouse was found behind a potted plant. Mam went to pick it up to put it in a plastic bag using the tongs for the fire. The whole thing disintegrated and BILLIONS of maggots fell out of it, I ran and threw up, mam wasn't too far behind me. Dad had to clean the whole thing up, by the time he got home the maggots had buried into the carpet and he had to dig them out with a fork and a spoon. haven't been in that room since

Maggots?
Ya wimp :rolleyes:
Ever seen a sheep dip? Ever wash out maggots with spray much like you shampoo your hair?
Damn townies, think they're tough with their tracksuits and switchblades

whatsgoinon

micmclo wrote: »

Maggots?
Ya wimp :rolleyes:
Ever seen a sheep dip? Ever wash out maggots with spray much like you shampoo your hair?
Damn townies, think they're tough with their tracksuits and switchblades

far from a town i was reared, have pulled calves, dipped sheep and stood strong as grown men around me were pulling their sleeves over their faces as slurry was being spread. But maggots and cockroaches, just can't handle them at all. going to be having nightmares tonight

meathstevie

Gross ? A dead mouse ? Next time you take the cat to the vet look at the guys arm and realise that it has been up a cow's rectum or fanny a few times and shake hands on the way out.












P.S. They do wear gloves..

randylonghorn

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

There was the moment I brought back that Taiwanesse girl I met in Temple Bar and brought her back to my place. Kissed her lips, her breasts, her navel pulled down the panties, turned on by the fact that she was getting turned on, kissed the pubes and so on. When my chin hit something that shouldn't have been there, you'd think I knew better than to open my eyes, but did I?

No.

Well, at least you knew better than to open your mouth ...

... didn't you?!

galwayrush

meathstevie wrote: »

P.S. They do wear gloves..

Just ask them to take off the gloves before the hand shake.:rolleyes:

meathstevie

Yeah. And maybe turn it inside out so it can be used again tomorrow.

Basq

'2 Guys, 1 Cup' is horrific too!

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/26050ea6ee

flanum

i served my time with the (then) north-eastern health board, i used to do a lot of work in an old work-house that was converted into an old folks hospice.
one time i was sent to change a bathroom heater (those dimplex-pull chord blow thingys), the old packed in heater had been up on the wall for about twenty years, anyhow i unscrewwd the cover, and when i pulled it away, about 2 lbs of dead dry skin flakes fell into my face, up my nose in my mouth.....aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh. it was the thought that the skin was from loads of now dead people that freaked me out!

ill not go into the time i was called into the morgue cos the freezer had packed in..

eldeabroad

woke up one morning, hungover - but not too bad, went into the living room to get my smokes and say good morning to our dog who was on "her couch". My hand was 2 inches away from petting her head when bluuughhhh she puked. I was like oooooookkkkkkkayyyyyyyy see you later skater and left the house lol.

btw its my girlfriemds bro´s dog so he cleans up stuff like this when it happens.

echter

flanum wrote: »

one time i was sent to change a bathroom heater (those dimplex-pull chord blow thingys), the old packed in heater had been up on the wall for about twenty years, anyhow i unscrewwd the cover, and when i pulled it away, about 2 lbs of dead dry skin flakes fell into my face, up my nose in my mouth.....aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh. it was the thought that the skin was from loads of now dead people that freaked me out!

there goes my lunch.

yom 1

On my way home one night after a few beers I was munchin away on a bag of chips. As I got near my house I could smell something rotten and it got worse the closer I got. Just as I came to the driveway there was this pool of something on the ground. It smelt fcuking rotten. Then I heard this noise and as I turned around to see what it was, a cat projectile vomited all over the road. Needless to say I did too!:o

Duggy747

I must be pretty sick in the head then when it comes to 2Girls1Cup, I laughed my ass off when I 1st saw it. I got my kicks outta people demeaning themselves.

The worst moment for me was when I tore my hand open on a fence, and I mean TORE my hand open! I could see the inside of my hand and a bit of bone but what freaked me the most was that the skin that was almost ripped off from the side of my middle finger had folded together like chicken skin and was flopping everywhere any time I moved my hand, eurgh!!

MarkR

Two words. Unexplained stickiness. Usually found when reaching / looking for something.

Jimbo

MarkR wrote: »

Two words. Unexplained stickiness. Usually found when reaching / looking for something.

Like down your pants?

irlirishkev

I watched '4 girls fingerpaint' the other day.. the hour long version..

Won't be doing that again :eek:

JohnCleary

irlirishkev wrote: »

I watched '4 girls fingerpaint' the other day.. the hour long version..

Won't be doing that again :eek:

wtf is that?

Jimbo

JohnCleary wrote: »

wtf is that?

Google has the answers. You may regret it though

flanum

i watched "several girls standing around a machine yapping incessantly" at work today! i think i saw it last week tho!