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Love story...

  • 06-03-2008 12:50pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,744 ✭✭✭


    LOVE STORY .....


    An elderly man lay dying in his bed. While suffering
    the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favourite scones wafting up the stairs.


    He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself
    from the bed. Leaning on the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort, gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled downstairs.


    With laboured breath, he leaned against the
    door-frame, gazing into the kitchen. Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven, for there, spread out upon the kitchen table were literally hundreds of his favourite scones.


    Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of love from his devoted wife of sixty years, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?



    Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself towards the table, landing on his knees in rumpled posture.
    His aged and withered hand trembled towards a scone at the edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked by his wife with a wooden spoon ......
    ...........

    .........

    F**k off" she said, "they're for the funeral."


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,602 ✭✭✭patmac


    lol excellent have stars


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,535 ✭✭✭Radharc na Sleibhte


    Lots of stars for you


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,375 ✭✭✭Homer


    Comedy gold there... Have some stars!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,183 ✭✭✭Fey!


    Bloody Marvelous!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 430 ✭✭microgirl


    Awwww, the poor old man :(

    (Yes, yes I *am* a soft touch. Why do you ask? ;))


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,944 ✭✭✭Jay P


    Ha ha, that's classic!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 47 Auditor #9


    kleefarr wrote: »
    F**k off" she said, "they're for the funeral."
    It's a true story.


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