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Any good jokes?!?!

  • 05-03-2008 1:20pm
    #1
    Aurora Borealis
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 939 ✭✭✭


    Here's my offering...

    Three mice in a pub having a mouse to mouse talk.

    Who's the toughest?

    First mouse says he is: "I go up to mousetraps and rip the cheese out and as the bar comes down I becnhpress it 30 times and throw it across the room!"

    Second mouse says: "You poof! I get rat poison, crush it into powder and snort it"

    Third mouse finishes his beer, gets up and walks to the door.

    "Where are you going?", ask the other two mice.

    "Home, to ride the cat!"

    :D:D


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