3 Women

Homer

3 women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting
about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night
all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stiletto's and a mask
over their eyes .

After a few days they meet again.....

The engaged girlfriend: "the other night, when my boyfriend came back
home, he found me with the leather bodice, 12 cms stilettos and mask. He
saw me he said: "you are the woman of my life, I love you"...then we
made love all night long

The mistress: Ah! me too, the other night I met my lover in the office
and I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes
and a raincoat, when I opened the raincoat... he did not say
anything.....but we had wild s*x all night

The married one: "the other night I sent the kids to stay at my
mothersfor the night, I got myself ready: leather bodice, super
stilettos and mask over my eyes....my husband comes back from work,
opens the door and says:



































































"Hi Batman, what's for dinner?"

mickrourke

Never heard that one before, it's brilliant!
5 stars for you my twisted friend

The Hill Billy

Brill!!!