Ah another scumbag incident

Conor108 · 03-03-2008 4:56pm #1

So walking home today and some random scumbag looking chap walking towards me. Anyway, I generally would cross the road but there was traffic and whatnot so I kept walking.

So as the guy passes me, he spits right in my face and mumbles something at me:mad: couldn't hear what as I was listening to Nickleback's excellent song 'Rockstar' on the old iPod and frankly didn't give a sh!t. Now as a not-so-confrontational, slightly scrawny 16 year old, it wouldn't have been in my best interests to engage the gentlemen in physical combat so I exchanged the usual pleasantaries of 'Fcuk Off' and such.

Now no massive deal here, I wasn't knifed or anything but jesus some people are ****ing pricks! Just getting it off my chest anyhow and there seems to be a quota of skanger threads to fill for AH so just my 2c.

stovelid · 03-03-2008 5:00pm

Perhaps your moustache was on fire and you didn't realise?

Creature · 03-03-2008 5:01pm

I spit on people who listen to Nickleback too.

Sherifu · 03-03-2008 5:02pm

That's pretty disgusting.

Collie D · 03-03-2008 5:02pm

stovelid wrote: »

Perhaps your moustache was on fire and you didn't realise?

:D

I am finding it hard to believe that anyone would gob on you for absolutely no reason. Were you wearing your White Pride t-shirt walking down Moore Street or something?

nesf · 03-03-2008 5:02pm

You're a shill for Nickleback, aren't you...

LaVidaLoca · 03-03-2008 5:02pm

was a music connoisseur?

Surely your appalling taste (NickelBack?) would warrant a little expectoration on his part.

I think his act was a timely comment on the state of the music industry.

Conor108 · 03-03-2008 5:05pm

Unless Superman has retired to North Dublin, I doubt he could hear the iPod:D And its their only good song!

Saruman · 03-03-2008 5:07pm

Conor108 wrote: »

I generally would cross the road but there was traffic and whatnot so I kept walking.

I think this could be part of it. Your body language told him you were pretty disgusted by him. So he gave you something to be disgusted about.

Im not for a second condoning it, its just a possible explanation.

trout · 03-03-2008 5:07pm

OP ... get a dictionary and look up the words "sh1t" and "syphillis" ... somewhere between these you will find "sympathy" ... but you won't get it here

Where did this happen ? Was the gentleman known to you ? By any chance were you singing out loud ? :cool:

Hellm0 · 03-03-2008 5:08pm

Conor108 wrote: »

So as the guy passes me, he spits right in my face...

Your mistake was assuming he was human. The truth is that Scumbags are an entirely new species, engineered by the evil doctor Yakub to be d*cks to humanity.

Dinter · 03-03-2008 5:12pm

Jeez with the amount of diseases those filthy verminous fcukers have that would be like being gobbed on by a spitting cobra.

Ross_Mahon · 03-03-2008 5:15pm

Its like the way in other cultures they spit on your face as a friendly greeting (Ace Ventura 2)

johnny_adidas · 03-03-2008 5:17pm

ok so he was so much of a scumbag that for no reason whatsoever he spat at you in the face and then let you off with telling him f' off, hmmm..... sounds suspiciously made up to me. if i was joey scumbag having a bad day and went so far as to provoke someone that much, id certainly have followed through and beaten you up

if im wrong i guess id fall short of the mindless scumbag in todays society

Collie D · 03-03-2008 5:20pm

johnny_adidas wrote: »

ok so he was so much of a scumbag that for no reason whatsoever he spat at you in the face and then let you off with telling him f' off, hmmm..... sounds suspiciously made up to me. if i was joey scumbag having a bad day and went so far as to provoke someone that much, id certainly have followed through and beaten you up

My thinking exactly...where's the troll net?

Ross_Mahon · 03-03-2008 5:22pm

I was approached by two little scangers while crossing the bridge over the M50, Moped- "GIVE US UR FONE!?!" burger- "EMPTY UR POCKETZ!", i respond angrily with "NO GIVE ME YOUR PHONE!" they just walked off......?

Overheal · 03-03-2008 5:23pm

Conor108 wrote: »

So walking home today and some random scumbag looking chap walking towards me. Anyway, I generally would cross the road but there was traffic and whatnot so I kept walking.

So as the guy passes me, he spits right in my face and mumbles something at me:mad: couldn't hear what as I was listening to Nickleback's excellent song 'Rockstar' on the old iPod and frankly didn't give a sh!t. Now as a not-so-confrontational, slightly scrawny 16 year old, it wouldn't have been in my best interests to engage the gentlemen in physical combat so I exchanged the usual pleasantaries of 'Fcuk Off' and such.

Now no massive deal here, I wasn't knifed or anything but jesus some people are ****ing pricks! Just getting it off my chest anyhow and there seems to be a quota of skanger threads to fill for AH so just my 2c.

I can figure this one out: You were listening to Rockstar.

-_-

I would have spat at you.

helimachoptor · 03-03-2008 5:30pm

Op a swift drop to the knee and very hard punch to the groin would have sorted that out!!

A few similar situations happened to me, though I wasnt listening to Nickelback!
Walking through henry street arcade and this guy swings his jacket at me with 3 or 4 bottles of beer in the pockets (about 2 o clock on a saturday...) As I was having a ****ty day jumped out of the way kicked him in the throat dropped like a stone and all his skanger mates were shocked!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUZUZvhvLV4

Walking down grafton street a couple of years ago with the g/f about 2am. We'd been out with friends but i was the DD for the night so we were walking down to the car and 2 lads just standing in the middle of the street, one with his back to us and other giving a location commentary so he proceeds to back slap my g/f i caught his hand and broke a few of his fingers. Its best to meet these scumbags head on IMO.

But be warned it doesnt always work!

Conor108 · 03-03-2008 5:34pm

helimachoptor wrote: »

Op a swift drop to the knee and very hard punch to the groin would have sorted that out!!

Noted. Em It definitely happened and I'm definitely not a troll. Like 750 posts why start now?

Thats a great vid there ^^

Collie D · 03-03-2008 5:36pm

helimachoptor wrote: »

Op a swift drop to the knee and very hard punch to the groin would have sorted that out!!

A few similar situations happened to me, though I wasnt listening to Nickelback!
Walking through henry street arcade and this guy swings his jacket at me with 3 or 4 bottles of beer in the pockets (about 2 o clock on a saturday...) As I was having a ****ty day jumped out of the way kicked him in the throat dropped like a stone and all his skanger mates were shocked!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUZUZvhvLV4

Walking down grafton street a couple of years ago with the g/f about 2am. We'd been out with friends but i was the DD for the night so we were walking down to the car and 2 lads just standing in the middle of the street, one with his back to us and other giving a location commentary so he proceeds to back slap my g/f i caught his hand and broke a few of his fingers. Its best to meet these scumbags head on IMO.

But be warned it doesnt always work!

Not everyone is Charles Bronson but I do agree oyu shouldn't let scumbags intimidate you...most will back down if you even throw a dirty look at them

patrickc · 03-03-2008 5:44pm

ya may get checked for scum germs now so

helimachoptor · 03-03-2008 5:45pm

Collie D wrote: »

Not everyone is Charles Bronson but I do agree oyu shouldn't let scumbags intimidate you...most will back down if you even throw a dirty look at them

Beleive me I'm far from it, But these sumbags are expecting people who they target to shy away from confrontation, putting on a brave is usually enough but if they threaten physical harm to you or others then it's time to meet that head on.

But as i said its not always the best way. A guy i was in college with got a kicking at the nitelink a few years ago cos he wouldnt give these 2 guys cigarettes, the chap didnt even smoke. He told them to f**k off and got a kicking. If he had of stayed quiet he would have made it home in one piece probably.

Davidius · 03-03-2008 9:27pm

If you ever get in a fight with a scumbag be sure to use your standard special move: Falcon Punch.

I've heard that it's been buffed in Brawl.

Rb · 03-03-2008 9:46pm

helimachoptor wrote: »

Op a swift drop to the knee and very hard punch to the groin would have sorted that out!!

A few similar situations happened to me, though I wasnt listening to Nickelback!
Walking through henry street arcade and this guy swings his jacket at me with 3 or 4 bottles of beer in the pockets (about 2 o clock on a saturday...) As I was having a ****ty day jumped out of the way kicked him in the throat dropped like a stone and all his skanger mates were shocked!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUZUZvhvLV4

Walking down grafton street a couple of years ago with the g/f about 2am. We'd been out with friends but i was the DD for the night so we were walking down to the car and 2 lads just standing in the middle of the street, one with his back to us and other giving a location commentary so he proceeds to back slap my g/f i caught his hand and broke a few of his fingers. Its best to meet these scumbags head on IMO.

But be warned it doesnt always work!

You know, this reminds me of an incident that happened me last week!

I was walking up Grafton Street, when out of the corner of my eye I spotted a group of men wearing balaclavas looking in my direction. I got past them, but the shadow on the ground showed me that one was creeping up on me so I quickly spun around and roundhouse kicked him straight in the face. He flew through the air and came crashing down through the window of the newsagents, while his mates suddenly ran up to me, forming a circle around me, all in a slightly different karate pose than the other.

Only a second had passed before they were upon me, I quickly grabbed a metal pole I happened to find and swung it around, knocking two straight in the face, while simultaneously fighting one off with my left hand. One of the bastards then managed to grab the pole off me and swung it, but I ducked and it cracked his mate in the head, knocking him to the floor. While down, it gave me the ideal opportunity to try out my new special combo, getting into a handstand I spun my legs around, kicking each of them in the throat, while at the same time karate chopping their knee caps, then leaping onto my feet and grabbing one of them and swinging him around in circles finishing off the last of his friends who were standing, before throwing him through the window of Korkys.

As I walked away, the crowd that had gathered clapped slowly at first, then quicker until it was a roar that silenced the screams of pain from my attackers.

Definitely best to engage these guys head on, as you said.

A-Trak · 03-03-2008 10:49pm

rb_ie wrote: »

You know, this reminds me of an incident that happened me last week!

I was walking up Grafton Street......

*Starts clapping hands, slowly at first, then quicker until it's a roar that silences my laughter at helimachopters expense.

Bravo RB, bravo.

b_beep · 04-03-2008 3:37pm

best thing I've read on Boards in a long time *round of applause*

cance · 04-03-2008 3:47pm

*****

04-03-2008 3:53pm

Collie D wrote: »

:D

I am finding it hard to believe that anyone would gob on you for absolutely no reason

And you live in Dublin!? This kind of stuff happens all the time. I've actually seen it happen before on Malboro Street.

Jay D · 04-03-2008 3:57pm

if someone spits in your face, that warrants execution, you should have at least pushed him under the next passing bus.

edit:

KaG1888 wrote: »

And you live in Dublin!? This kind of stuff happens all the time. I've actually seen it happen before on Malboro Street.

yeah of course it happens all the time and you pin point one incident on Malborough St

helimachoptor · 04-03-2008 3:59pm

rb_ie wrote: »

You know, this reminds me of an incident that happened me last week!

I was walking up Grafton Street, when out of the corner of my eye I spotted a group of men wearing balaclavas looking in my direction. I got past them, but the shadow on the ground showed me that one was creeping up on me so I quickly spun around and roundhouse kicked him straight in the face. He flew through the air and came crashing down through the window of the newsagents, while his mates suddenly ran up to me, forming a circle around me, all in a slightly different karate pose than the other.

Only a second had passed before they were upon me, I quickly grabbed a metal pole I happened to find and swung it around, knocking two straight in the face, while simultaneously fighting one off with my left hand. One of the bastards then managed to grab the pole off me and swung it, but I ducked and it cracked his mate in the head, knocking him to the floor. While down, it gave me the ideal opportunity to try out my new special combo, getting into a handstand I spun my legs around, kicking each of them in the throat, while at the same time karate chopping their knee caps, then leaping onto my feet and grabbing one of them and swinging him around in circles finishing off the last of his friends who were standing, before throwing him through the window of Korkys.

As I walked away, the crowd that had gathered clapped slowly at first, then quicker until it was a roar that silenced the screams of pain from my attackers.

Definitely best to engage these guys head on, as you said.

Actually its not that funny. What about the people who have actually got a kicking from these scumbags?? Somehow I dont think they'd find that post amusing.

Rb · 04-03-2008 4:01pm

A-Trak wrote: »

*Starts clapping hands, slowly at first, then quicker until it's a roar that silences my laughter at helimachopters expense.

Bravo RB, bravo.

b_beep wrote: »

best thing I've read on Boards in a long time *round of applause*

cance wrote: »

*****

Ty

04-03-2008 4:03pm

Jay D wrote: »

if someone spits in your face, that warrants execution, you should have at least pushed him under the next passing bus.

edit:

yeah of course it happens all the time and you pin point one incident on Malborough St

Ah yes, thats how you spell it

Jay D · 04-03-2008 4:07pm

I know that from scoring there and mugging everyone all the time.

04-03-2008 4:18pm

I know it from going to the Sean O'Casey pub there the odd Friday. Its a **** hole of a street. The incident in question was to a Asian fellow. Felt sorry for the chap but what can you do when its a group of junkies? Break out the rat sandwiches?

Jay D · 04-03-2008 4:23pm

no only if it was a load of kids would you ever see a hero, even if they were only slagging someone.

Miguel_Sanchez · 04-03-2008 5:25pm

Jay D wrote: »

no only if it was a load of kids would you ever see a hero, even if they were only slagging someone.

Problem is these days the kids go home and come back with screwdrivers.

eoghan h · 04-03-2008 6:10pm

He may have been physically stronger than you but don't forget he's scum, he probably hasn't even done the junior cert and is a compete ****ing idiot!

Allow him to get away.....loop around find a rock that is to your liking and smash it off the back of his head. Then rob his fake runners and take a dump in them. Replace them on his feet.

Loopy · 04-03-2008 9:43pm

You should of spat back and legged it..

Jay D · 04-03-2008 11:42pm

Jeff_Lebowski wrote: »

Problem is these days the kids go home and come back with screwdrivers.

no they're the adolescants, they should be thrown in a dungeon with a wild bear

Jigsaw · 05-03-2008 1:56am

Or shot like vermin where they stand. Would be great to empty the magazine of a rifle into the chest of one of the cnuts and stand over them as they look up at you breathing their last.

buachaillbeoir · 05-03-2008 2:13am

Jigsaw wrote: »

Or shot like vermin where they stand. Would be great to empty the magazine of a rifle into the chest of one of the cnuts and stand over them as they look up at you breathing their last.

Thats a bit harse isnt it?

no, actually. i agree.

Nerin · 05-03-2008 2:19am

should be put in a Colosseum with angry/horny animals, blasted scumbags.

Rb ie made me lol.

xzanti · 05-03-2008 8:42am

I was walking through the Pheonix Park last night minding my own business listening to music and I heard this almighty "Heeaugh yunwun" thought it was behind me at first but turned out to be a car full of scumbag lads kerbcrawling along side me, I didn't see them at first cause it was dark, this was only about 7pm btw, it wasn't like I was out at mad hours of the night walking, anyway I just turned my music up so I couldn't hear what they were saying and kept walking, eventually they p1ssed off.. Glad I didn't listen to them, God knows what the little fookers were saying to me.. Have they nothing better to do, little bastards :rolleyes:

Wossack · 05-03-2008 10:23am

patrickc wrote: »

ya may get checked for scum germs now so

I think its too late...

/me raises shotgun and points it at the OPs chest

YOU'RE ONE OF THEM NOW!

passive · 05-03-2008 1:05pm

Wossack wrote: »

I think its too late...

/me raises shotgun and points it at the OPs chest

YOU'RE ONE OF THEM NOW!

Don't be ****ing stupid! AIM FOR THE HEAD, DESTROY THE BRAIN!

People like you shouldn't be allowed hog the severely limited zombie shotguns...

ojewriej · 05-03-2008 1:18pm

Friend of mine (Polish girl, 28 years old) was punched in the face yesterday at 9p.m. at Dundrum Luas stop. Usual story, bunch of sixteen year olds, she was walking by without making any eye contact, all of a sufdden got a box in the face. She was actually knocked out for a while, it was so hard. It was a girl who punched her, they didn't even run away when my friend rang the guards. One of the lads from this group came over, asking if she was ok, and tried to rob her bag, but some woman started giving out to them and they let it go. Guards came very quickly, and arrested the girl who punched my friend. She said she did it because she was having a bad day, apparently someone pissed her of earlier.

Suzywuzy · 05-03-2008 2:30pm

Creature wrote: »

I spit on people who listen to Nickleback too.

LaVidaLoca wrote: »

was a music connoisseur?

Surely your appalling taste (NickelBack?) would warrant a little expectoration on his part.

I think his act was a timely comment on the state of the music industry.

Overheal wrote: »

I can figure this one out: You were listening to Rockstar.

-_-

I would have spat at you.

What is wrong with Nickelback ??????? They're pretty good in my opinion !!!

ojewriej wrote: »

Friend of mine (Polish girl, 28 years old) was punched in the face yesterday at 9p.m. at Dundrum Luas stop. Usual story, bunch of sixteen year olds, she was walking by without making any eye contact, all of a sufdden got a box in the face. She was actually knocked out for a while, it was so hard. It was a girl who punched her, they didn't even run away when my friend rang the guards. One of the lads from this group came over, asking if she was ok, and tried to rob her bag, but some woman started giving out to them and they let it go. Guards came very quickly, and arrested the girl who punched my friend. She said she did it because she was having a bad day, apparently someone pissed her of earlier.

That's disgusting !!! What the hell is wrong with these people. It seems to happen at Luas stations though for some reason. Read on boards before about it happening to someone at Heuston stop before !!! Crazy !!! :eek:

watna · 05-03-2008 2:38pm

ojewriej wrote: »

Friend of mine (Polish girl, 28 years old) was punched in the face yesterday at 9p.m. at Dundrum Luas stop. Usual story, bunch of sixteen year olds, she was walking by without making any eye contact, all of a sufdden got a box in the face. She was actually knocked out for a while, it was so hard. It was a girl who punched her, they didn't even run away when my friend rang the guards. One of the lads from this group came over, asking if she was ok, and tried to rob her bag, but some woman started giving out to them and they let it go. Guards came very quickly, and arrested the girl who punched my friend. She said she did it because she was having a bad day, apparently someone pissed her of earlier.

Heard a story of that happening a few weeks ago to a friends brother. He was with about 6 girls and a gang of girls attacked one of them, because she accidently brushed past her when going down the stairs. My friends bro tried to protect her and got punched by some of the girls male skanger mates who were on the other side of the tracks. He ended up having to get stitches and the girl they attacked had a broken ankle because they threw her on the tram tracks. The guards came and arrested one of the guys that punched my freinds bro, but nobody else.

If they'd arrested the ones who had started it and actually prosecuted them maybe they wouldn't be free to keep doing it to people.

marktsang · 05-03-2008 10:26pm

ojewriej wrote: »

She said she did it because she was having a bad day, apparently someone pissed her of earlier.

had a bad day? what like someone coming up to you and punching you in the face for no reason....

DarkJager · 06-03-2008 10:33am

Maybe we should start doing that as well??

"I'm sorry for throwing that young scumbag under the wheels of the bus Garda, but I'm having a bad day and just felt like doing it"

Time to start sterilising the female scumbags I think, then hopefully 20 years down the line we won't have to look at these inbred fcukwits anymore....

Ah another scumbag incident

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