Stool Story

gimmick

I was at work, and had to go for a monster dump. It was deposited, and left a horrific hum in the toilets. I was standing at the hand drier when some guy from another office came in, and chose the cubicle I had just vacated. I knew he wouldn't last long in there, so he re-emerged about 3 seconds later, and threw me a look which was a mixture of horror, disgust and shock that a fellow human being could produce something so foul. For me there was a tinge of embarrassment, but mostly pride. Off I went back to do the rest of my days work, forgetting of my toilet exploits.

That is until the next day, when i was again at the hand dryer, when the door opened and the same guy began to walk in. He saw me at the dryer, went red, said "jesus...**** this" and retreated from where he came, presumably to rock forwards and backwards hoping he wouldn't experience such an ordeal again.

I couldn't help but have a good laugh over that one. I believe his office have since moved to a different floor. This may or may not be as a result of this.

Mr. CooL ICE

And the moral of the story is: Don't stick gerbils up your ass

deise_boi

Ah thats just classic. Be proud my friend, hold your head up high!

Adam

I wreckon he was more appauled by the idea of you guys being on the same schedule, destined to meet in the toilet for all eternity... O_o

doubledown

That's just f**king lovely.

aidan_dunne

Got to admire a guy who's so proud of his ability to invoke such a reaction from a fellow human being!

Collie D

I don't think I'd have the balls to be honest. I'd be proud but would probably blame it on someone else. Like when I fart in the lift and then act disgusted by it but secretly I'm trying not to piss myself laughing

deise_boi

Collie D wrote: »

I don't think I'd have the balls to be honest. I'd be proud but would probably blame it on someone else. Like when I fart in the lift and then act disgusted by it but secretly I'm trying not to piss myself laughing

I knew it was you all along!

Adam

Collie D wrote: »

I don't think I'd have the balls to be honest. I'd be proud but would probably blame it on someone else. Like when I fart in the lift and then act disgusted by it but secretly I'm trying not to piss myself laughing

That's just cruel man, shame on you!

Overheal

Yay you have a pee buddy

Roar

from the sounds of it, this is what gimmick produced...



the force is strong in that one..

The_B_Man

I can just see the Disney film now.....

Buzz ****eyear and Nutty going on great adventures to rescue little toy nuggets....lovely!

Lockstep

I once came across a monster turd in a McDonalds restroom which had the appearance of an attempt to make the leaning tower of Pisa from faeces and toilet paper.

Bros123

kickoutthejams wrote: »

I once came across a monster turd in a McDonalds restroom which had the appearance of an attempt to make the leaning tower of Pisa from faeces and toilet paper.

Ba da ba ba ba I'm Lovin it!

martin84

the exact same thing happened to me this morning. mine was worse cos the jacks weren't working right so there was half a log left!!
I was morto!!

FlutterinBantam

Dropping Meatloaf's Daughter into the gurgler at the office is nothing to be ashamed of lads.

Hold your head up, into the cubicle and unload with gusto,yeah,bells and whistles if necessary, for crissakes.

If someone comes in when the bomb bays are open and you have pressed the "Fire " button ,so what,continue the carpet bombing and don't ease the pressure till the payload has been dropped.

if there is a little "Blue on Blue" hey it happens,get over it and don't do yourself damage trying to restrict the operation.

grow a pair here boys.

Collie D

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Dropping Meatloaf's Daughter into the gurgler at the office is nothing to be ashamed of lads.

Hold your head up, into the cubicle and unload with gusto,yeah,bells and whistles if necessary, for crissakes.

If someone comes in when the bomb bays are open and you have pressed the "Fire " button ,so what,continue the carpet bombing and don't ease the pressure till the payload has been dropped.

if there is a little "Blue on Blue" hey it happens,get over it and don't do yourself damage trying to restrict the operation.

grow a pair here boys.

Our resident expert on the subject

FlutterinBantam

Hell.. if you say so sir.

gucci

Once he sat down and felt that horrible sensation of a warm seat he knew he couldnt stay there!!

Sleepy

gimmick wrote: »

I was at work, and had to go for a monster dump. It was deposited, and left a horrific hum in the toilets. I was standing at the hand drier when some guy from another office came in, and chose the cubicle I had just vacated. I knew he wouldn't last long in there, so he re-emerged about 3 seconds later, and threw me a look which was a mixture of horror, disgust and shock that a fellow human being could produce something so foul. For me there was a tinge of embarrassment, but mostly pride. Off I went back to do the rest of my days work, forgetting of my toilet exploits.

That is until the next day, when i was again at the hand dryer, when the door opened and the same guy began to walk in. He saw me at the dryer, went red, said "jesus...**** this" and retreated from where he came, presumably to rock forwards and backwards hoping he wouldn't experience such an ordeal again.

I couldn't help but have a good laugh over that one. I believe his office have since moved to a different floor. This may or may not be as a result of this.

I've had an awful day and that post just literally reduced me to tears of laughter.

Thank you good sir!