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Capt'n Midnight

"So, have you figured what to buy the Missus for Christmas?" asked Brady.
"I, sure have, she decided it for me," answered Paddy. "She said she wanted something with diamonds in it, so I've bought her a pack of cards."

Paddy and Seamus landed themselves a job at the local sawmill. Just before morning tea Paddy yelped, "Seamus, I've lost me bleedin finger!!!"
"Have you now?" says Seamus, "And how did you do it?"
"Well, I just touched this big spinning thing here like thi...God damn it, there goes another one!!!"

How is it that we know Christ was Irish?
Well, he was 33, still lived at home with his Mother, whom he thought was still a virgin and she thought he was the son of God.


How do you tell the Irish pirate?
He's the one with patches over both eyes.

How can you tell the Irish fella in the hospital ward?
He's the one blowing the foam off of his bed pan.



An American was boasting to O'Leary that back in the US, they can erect skyscrapers in 4 weeks.
O'Leary replied that in Ireland they can start a row of houses in the morning and on the way home from work the bailiffs will be putting the tenants out for being behind with the rent.



Q: Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A: A different bar.

Wacker

Not really Lolocaust material, in my opinion.

Hagar

You're right you know. Take a cookie from the jar.

Moved.

rocky25

Hagar wrote: »

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So you Don't live in France:eek:

Hagar

Oh yes I do...

rocky25

Oh no you don't,

mickrourke

[pantomime] Look out! - He's behind you![/pantomime]

rocky25

My Missus wanted an Animal Skin Coat for her Birthday:mad:







So I bought her a Donkey Jacket:p