Forgive me Brothers!!

The_Minister

Oh Brothers, in my arrogance, my pride, I considered myself a strong enough man that I did not need your help, your guidance, to resist the evils of metrosexuality, and to become a triumph of man. I merely glanced in here every blue moon, and chuckled at Ol' Pa' Trout, never taking his lessons to heart.

How wrong I was.

This very day, wracked by a sore throat, coughing and spluttering, I did ask my brother, cooking burgers, to put some on for me.

Oh, most pernicious fiend! A pox on my soul for never checking what he was cooking.

And, when the food was cooked and laid before my diminished, cold-afflicted body, I saw what the fare was, but I did consume it anyway. The shame!

For these burgers were not made of slaughtered animal, its blood spilt to sate my appetite! Instead they were made from....
....vegetables!

With each sacriligious bite, brothers, I did feel parts of me shrinking but, weak as I was, I continued on.


Forgive me brothers! And aid my crumbling spirit by regaling me with similar tales of when you slipped from the path of gas and booze.

Sherifu

/shuns The_Minister

Tom Dunne

The_Minister banned.

For life.

See section 4, paragraph 2, subsection (a) of the charter. Clearly contravened by eating them things.

FunkZ

Poor Brother, the world is an unfair place and these things happen. But you'll have to make up for it.

Go buy five kilograms of minced steak, make them into burgers and make sure you consume each and every gram within 24 hours.

Good luck.

super_furry

I became a vegiterian for three months. BUT it was because of a drunken, drunken bet and with the winnings I bought a €45 steak dinners and got pissed.

FunkZ

super_furry wrote: »

I became a vegiterian for three months. BUT it was because of a drunken, drunken bet and with the winnings I bought a €45 steak dinners and got pissed.

You won and lost?!

thefinalstage

Pfft! Veggie bugers own! Particular Tescos own brand. They are 40 percent cheddar cheese!

Hagar

Did he at least cook them in lard or dripping to try and take the harm out of them?

The_Minister

Hagar wrote: »

Did he at least cook them in lard or dripping to try and take the harm out of them?

No my brother, they were cooked in an oven, with absolutely no grease or lard

Zaph

I hope you've informed your brother that you'll be giving him a good beating when you're well enough?

Shame upon you. You have sullied the great forum of BGRH with your blasphemous talk of veggie burgers. As pennance you must eat nothing but steak for at least a month.:D

Ginny

Raw steak at that...

old boy

no we wont go that far, a 16 oz blue will suffice, 4 times a day for five days, like an antibotic, clense him good

thefinalstage

old boy wrote: »

no we wont go that far, a 16 oz blue will suffice, 4 times a day for five days, like an antibotic, clense him good

And kill him.

5starpool

Why was your brother eating those things? They are as bad as those horrible spring roll yolks. I presume since you thought they were meat that he isn't a *spit* vegetarian?

LostinBlanch

GinnyJo wrote: »

Raw steak at that...

No, I think he should eat steak tartare* at least three times this month.







*Raw minced steak topped with a raw egg.

After that all veggieburgerness is gone and forgiven.

Seth Brundle

I'm not sure I understand. How can burgers not contain any part of a dead animal?

Doctor DooM

Maybe you should throw entrails over your brother at the next available opportunity?

They have nice big steaks well cooked in TGI Fridays. I suggest he buy you one to make up.

Hagar

kbannon wrote: »

I'm not sure I understand. How can burgers not contain any part of a dead animal?

Classic scene in Roddy Doyle's "The Van"

Son: I'm starving
Da: Have a burger
Son: But Da I'm a vegetarian
Da: Have a burger, sure there's fnck all mate in them anyway.

Cracked me up anyway

sheesh

*rocks back and forth*

This is not happening
this is not happening


and its your own brother

only one thing to do

You must kill and eat your brother

deep fried if at all possible

Naos

Todays fact of the day: A meal is not a meal unless it contains animal in some form.

dr strangelove

........ or cake.

trout

Naos wrote: »

Todays fact of the day: A meal is not a meal unless it contains animal in some form.

+

dr strangelove wrote: »

........ or cake.

== beefcake ... mmmm

Star Lord

Mmmm meatcake...

dr strangelove

Mmmm meatcake...

All the meaty goodness of meat, now with icing!

== beefcake ... mmmm

.....social embarrassment

ShayK1

anyone remember Rachel in friends traditional english trifel?

I really wanted to try it!!