Why do women run away?

vektarman

This is something I've noticed a lot recently, when a couple of women finish having their chat on the street they say goodbye and then start running for a few steps before slowing down, are they in a hurry to get away from each other or is it something about a woman I don't understand, opinions welcome, especially women's.

Cunny-Funt

why the feck do school girls wear their school bags the wrong way around. Its insanity.



If wimmins made sense they wouldn't be wimmins

2Scoops

Always runnin around tryin 2 l0se weight, silly wimminz.

ve

I don't think all women do this but my guess is that the conversation probably terminated because one or both implied that they are caught for time and need to be somewhere else urgently. This being their excuse to end the conversation and walk away. Then by running a few steps it just makes the hole thing more believable.

or eh maybe not. Don't lose any sleep over it dude.

dr.bollocko

Did you ever notice how much difficulty they seem to have walking and talking on a mobile.
As soon as the mobile rings, I dont care if the person is running a marathon, they slow down to a confused amble and totter along at 2 miles an hour until the conversation is over.
And they grab their boobs when running up the stairs.
This is actually everything I know about women.

FunkZ

It's because they saw it on that one episode of The Simple Life were after Nicole and Paris had a real conversation they got freaked out and ran away from each other.

Probably?

Tanabe

vektarman wrote: »

This is something I've noticed a lot recently, when a couple of women finish having their chat on the street they say goodbye and then start running for a few steps before slowing down, are they in a hurry to get away from each other or is it something about a woman I don't understand, opinions welcome, especially women's.

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You've clearly got too much free fcuking time on your hands pal to be noticing the like of this.

vektarman

Tanabe wrote: »

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You've clearly got too much free fcuking time on your hands pal to be noticing the like of this.

yeh that's the trouble with nightwork, too much time

xOxSinéadxOx

i've never noticed that before!

vektarman

Cunny-Funt wrote: »

why the feck do school girls wear their school bags the wrong way around. Its insanity.



Maybe they're in training for pregnancy?

Terry

vektarman wrote: »

This is something I've noticed a lot recently, when a couple of women finish having their chat on the street they say goodbye and then start running for a few steps before slowing down, are they in a hurry to get away from each other or is it something about a woman I don't understand, opinions welcome, especially women's.

So you're walking down the street and women start running away?

Are you ugly?
I mean really ugly.

I'm ugly, but not 'scare women so much that they run away ugly'.

Rocky Dennis?

randylonghorn

dr.bollocko wrote: »

And they grab their boobs when running up the stairs.

I'm all for that. In fact, I'm quite prepared to render any assistance they may deem necessary.

Xavi6

Why do women run away?

Maybe because they see you standing there leering at them with your lad in your hand

randylonghorn

O_o

How did you ... oh, wait, you meant the OP!

Dave!

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Did you ever notice how much difficulty they seem to have walking and talking on a mobile.
As soon as the mobile rings, I dont care if the person is running a marathon, they slow down to a confused amble and totter along at 2 miles an hour until the conversation is over.
And they grab their boobs when running up the stairs.
This is actually everything I know about women.

You say that as if there's more to them........ Pretty sure that's it.

Dun laoire

Terry wrote: »

So you're walking down the street and women start running away?

Are you ugly?
I mean really ugly.

I'm ugly, but not 'scare women so much that they run away ugly'.

Rocky Dennis?

Why the long face??? Haha i love me

Mossy Monk

vektarman wrote: »

Maybe they're in training for pregnancy?

I thought this when I noticed the school bag worn the wrong way phenomenon the other day.

Kold

Maybe she started perioding and needed to get one of those period sponges to soak up her period juice.

Rb

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Did you ever notice how much difficulty they seem to have walking and talking on a mobile.
As soon as the mobile rings, I dont care if the person is running a marathon, they slow down to a confused amble and totter along at 2 miles an hour until the conversation is over.

Haha, this is very very true. Well spotted.

I've only ever seen women using their mobiles while driving, never spotted a man (yet), which is quite scary considering the above.

togster

So true OP.

Rob_l

I think its something to do with the gravitational pull of Venus on women.

Op do you remember which direction they ran in this may also help my analysis

Niamho!

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Did you ever notice how much difficulty they seem to have walking and talking on a mobile.
As soon as the mobile rings, I dont care if the person is running a marathon, they slow down to a confused amble and totter along at 2 miles an hour until the conversation is over.
And they grab their boobs when running up the stairs.
This is actually everything I know about women.

:eek:
how do you know this?? lol

Aisling(",)

Cunny-Funt wrote: »

why the feck do school girls wear their school bags the wrong way around. Its insanity.

its easier to get stuff out of your bag when its on your front

weeder

you could , you know....... take off the bag like a normal person would:rolleyes:

enda1

Cunny-Funt wrote: »

why the feck do school girls wear their school bags the wrong way around. Its insanity.



If wimmins made sense they wouldn't be wimmins

Is it not because its better for your back? Whats that back problem they get, scerliosis??

Anyways thats why I thought they did it.

whiskeyman

Aisling(",) wrote: »

its easier to get stuff out of your bag when its on your front

So you wear them in the classroom too???

Rob_l

enda1 wrote: »

Is it not because its better for your back? Whats that back problem they get, scerliosis??

Anyways thats why I thought they did it.

You thought they did it for a medical benefit :eek:

vektarman

Rob_l wrote: »

I think its something to do with the gravitational pull of Venus on women.

Op do you remember which direction they ran in this may also help my analysis

You might be right, they usually run towards a coffee shop....oh wait I thought you said the gravitational pull of MENUS:rolleyes:

Rob_l

vektarman wrote: »

You might be right, they usually run towards a coffee shop....oh wait I thought you said the gravitational pull of MENUS:rolleyes:

INDEED!!!*%^&*()+"£:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

Cianos

rb_ie wrote: »

Haha, this is very very true. Well spotted.

I've only ever seen women using their mobiles while driving, never spotted a man (yet), which is quite scary considering the above.

This is probably because anything two guys have to say to each other can be done in approximately 3 seconds.

ScumLord

Terry wrote: »

So you're walking down the street and women start running away?

Are you ugly?
I mean really ugly.

I'm ugly, but not 'scare women so much that they run away ugly'.

For me it's more of a caught in the headlights stare.

FunkZ

vektarman wrote: »

You might be right, they usually run towards a coffee shop....oh wait I thought you said the gravitational pull of MENUS:rolleyes:

What? Was that a joke?

vektarman

FunkZ wrote: »

What? Was that a joke?

Yes, it was.

antodeco

Maybe its the weight of their boobs causing a forward perpetual motion accerleration increase. Thats why you always offer to hold them (not just going up the stairs) Plus, for the added effect, have your lad in your hand. Women love that.