Special Forces Vs Special Forces

helimachoptor

So If there was a world cup of sorts of Special forces* with everyone who wanted to play could come and shoot the other who would win??

US Delta
Green Beret
Oz SAS
UK SAS & SBS
ARW
Speisnaz (sp?)
Canadian Special Operations

Here's the wiki link...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_special_forces_units

Discuss... and take liberties!




There may be differing versions of special forces here, dont get too worked up about it!

Manic Moran

Well, the Spetznatz would show up first, and throw their shovels at the Japanese special forces who would chop them in mid-air with their katanas. Whilst distracted doing this, Korean special forces would drop on them from thirty stories up, commencing a large hand-to-hand melee. American special forces, seeing the blood and gore, would slowly walk away, point a laser at the group, and call in an airstrike, killing the lot. As they reverse, they trip over a whiskey bottle left on the ground by the Irish special forces, and break their necks. Next to the bottles are the comatose bodies of the Irish, who had gotten hammered with the Scottish members of the SAS. The English SBS members in the meantime, seeing their chance to rid themselves of those bloody Scots SAS buggers, place all the drunkards in a boat, and tow it out to sea. They then get torpedoed by German special forces in a U-boat, but a small hole drilled in the U-boat by an Israeli Mossad agent results in the German death. The French place underwater demo charges on the Mossad agent's yacht as it's moored in New Zealand, and then they surrender to themselves.

NTM

uptherebels

Manic Moran wrote: »

Well, the Spetznatz would show up first, and throw their shovels at the Japanese special forces who would chop them in mid-air with their katanas. Whilst distracted doing this, Korean special forces would drop on them from thirty stories up, commencing a large hand-to-hand melee. American special forces, seeing the blood and gore, would slowly walk away, point a laser at the group, and call in an airstrike, killing the lot. As they reverse, they trip over a whiskey bottle left on the ground by the Irish special forces, and break their necks. Next to the bottles are the comatose bodies of the Irish, who had gotten hammered with the Scottish members of the SAS. The English SBS members in the meantime, seeing their chance to rid themselves of those bloody Scots SAS buggers, place all the drunkards in a boat, and tow it out to sea. They then get torpedoed by German special forces in a U-boat, but a small hole drilled in the U-boat by an Israeli Mossad agent results in the German death. The French place underwater demo charges on the Mossad agent's yacht as it's moored in New Zealand, and then they surrender to themselves.

NTM

yup that sums it up fairly well

JIZZLORD

Bam Bam

A special forces "world cup" of sorts does indeed exist.

Irish_Army01

Manic Moran wrote: »

Well, the Spetznatz would show up first, and throw their shovels at the Japanese special forces who would chop them in mid-air with their katanas. Whilst distracted doing this, Korean special forces would drop on them from thirty stories up, commencing a large hand-to-hand melee. American special forces, seeing the blood and gore, would slowly walk away, point a laser at the group, and call in an airstrike, killing the lot. As they reverse, they trip over a whiskey bottle left on the ground by the Irish special forces, and break their necks. Next to the bottles are the comatose bodies of the Irish, who had gotten hammered with the Scottish members of the SAS. The English SBS members in the meantime, seeing their chance to rid themselves of those bloody Scots SAS buggers, place all the drunkards in a boat, and tow it out to sea. They then get torpedoed by German special forces in a U-boat, but a small hole drilled in the U-boat by an Israeli Mossad agent results in the German death. The French place underwater demo charges on the Mossad agent's yacht as it's moored in New Zealand, and then they surrender to themselves.

NTM

ROTFFLMAO!!!!

uptherebels

JIZZLORD wrote: »

where did you get that picture from

JIZZLORD

uptherebels wrote: »

where did you get that picture from

i think it popped up randomly somewhere on another forum


edit: probably got it from 4chan.org (nsfw)

Lockstep

Manic Moran wrote: »

Well, the Spetznatz would show up first, and throw their shovels at the Japanese special forces who would chop them in mid-air with their katanas. Whilst distracted doing this, Korean special forces would drop on them from thirty stories up, commencing a large hand-to-hand melee. American special forces, seeing the blood and gore, would slowly walk away, point a laser at the group, and call in an airstrike, killing the lot. As they reverse, they trip over a whiskey bottle left on the ground by the Irish special forces, and break their necks. Next to the bottles are the comatose bodies of the Irish, who had gotten hammered with the Scottish members of the SAS. The English SBS members in the meantime, seeing their chance to rid themselves of those bloody Scots SAS buggers, place all the drunkards in a boat, and tow it out to sea. They then get torpedoed by German special forces in a U-boat, but a small hole drilled in the U-boat by an Israeli Mossad agent results in the German death. The French place underwater demo charges on the Mossad agent's yacht as it's moored in New Zealand, and then they surrender to themselves.

NTM

Brilliant.

SameDifference

Of course we'd all be supporting the ARW

cp251

Of that group the only one that wouldn't have a member called Murphy or O'Brien would be the the Spetsnaz.

So we Irish win every time.

minidazzler

cp251 wrote: »

Of that group the only one that wouldn't have a member called Murphy or O'Brien would be the the Spetsnaz.

So we Irish win every time.

Ya never know. I am betting there is at least one Irish (or Ex-Irish) fella in Spetsnaz. Or at least Related to Irish People.

eroo

minidazzler wrote: »

Ya never know. I am betting there is at least one Irish (or Ex-Irish) fella in Spetsnaz. Or at least Related to Irish People.

Vladimir ''Jamsie'' McGee

minidazzler

eroo wrote: »

Vladimir ''Jamsie'' McGee

I know a few Tipp RDF lads call me "Ivan Mynahin" (Not my real name)

eroo

If yer from Cork what are ya doing with them Tipp boys? :P

Fratton Fred

eroo wrote: »

Vladimir ''Jamsie'' McGee

I think I know his wife Eulick:D

mark k

ARW came 3rd in a international competiton held by what i think was the
GSG9 ,dont hold me to that now could be wrong on the organizers!

Steyr

mark k wrote: »

ARW came 3rd in a international competiton held by what i think was the
GSG9 ,dont hold me to that now could be wrong on the organizers!

Yes they took the bronze.

Fratton Fred

mark k wrote: »

ARW came 3rd in a international competiton held by what i think was the
GSG9 ,dont hold me to that now could be wrong on the organizers!

did they use real paint guns or blank ones?:D

Pathfinder

mark k wrote: »

ARW came 3rd in a international competiton held by what i think was the
GSG9 ,dont hold me to that now could be wrong on the organizers!

No GSG9 were not in it, it was mostly against cops in a comp for charity.

Austrian armed cops came first , Italian cops second.....lets keep it real.

It was a good achievement.

guinnessdrinker

Spetsnaz all the way.

Pathfinder

guinnessdrinker wrote: »

Spetsnaz all the way.

Unless your sitting in a cinema eating popcorn, lol.

minidazzler

eroo wrote: »

If yer from Cork what are ya doing with them Tipp boys? :P

I know embarrassing to say the least but it was a camo with PDF and I didnt know they were going to be there (in glen) until we hit Urlingford and I was told. The driver would not turn around.

eroo

minidazzler wrote: »

I know embarrassing to say the least but it was a camo with PDF and I didnt know they were going to be there (in glen) until we hit Urlingford and I was told. The driver would not turn around.

hahaha

meathstevie

Don't underestimate the smaller European countries like Belgium, Holland, Denmark, Norway etc when it comes to a few mean little fighting units.

I for one wouldn't like to be facing Belgian ( even less the GVP lads ) paratroopers in a conflict..they might be looked upon as being a bit of a joke but when push comes to shove they're all lads with very decent training, good kit ( probably some of the best infantry weaponry is Belgium made ) and plenty of operational experience gained in ex-Yugoslavia, Somalia, Ruanda, Afghanistan, Libanon, Congo/Zaire etc.. .

The best of the best in my opinion as a general special forces soldier has to be a French Legionaire-Parachutist.

Of course when you start talking about more counter terrorism orientated and highly specialised stuff you quickly end up with the likes of the SAS, GSG9 ( which are actually a police unit and not strictly military ), French Gendarmerie special intervention units etc...

Chuck Norri

Manic Moran wrote: »

Well, the Spetznatz would show up first, and throw their shovels at the Japanese special forces who would chop them in mid-air with their katanas. Whilst distracted doing this, Korean special forces would drop on them from thirty stories up, commencing a large hand-to-hand melee. American special forces, seeing the blood and gore, would slowly walk away, point a laser at the group, and call in an airstrike, killing the lot. As they reverse, they trip over a whiskey bottle left on the ground by the Irish special forces, and break their necks. Next to the bottles are the comatose bodies of the Irish, who had gotten hammered with the Scottish members of the SAS. The English SBS members in the meantime, seeing their chance to rid themselves of those bloody Scots SAS buggers, place all the drunkards in a boat, and tow it out to sea. They then get torpedoed by German special forces in a U-boat, but a small hole drilled in the U-boat by an Israeli Mossad agent results in the German death. The French place underwater demo charges on the Mossad agent's yacht as it's moored in New Zealand, and then they surrender to themselves.

NTM

brilliant, but what about the Aussies?