Taxi

rocky25

A dog, a cat, and a penis are sitting around a camp fire one night.

The dog says, "My life sucks, my master makes me do my business on a fire hydrant!”

The cat says, "I don't think so, my master makes me do my business in a box of cat litter."

The penis outraged, says "At least your master doesn't put a bag over your head and make you do push ups until you throw up!"
_______________________________________________________________________________
There was a Russian man named Rudolph, a high ranking member of the KGB.
One evening Rudolph and his wife, Helga, were walking along, and it
begins to snow.

"My, my, look at the lovely snow," said Helga.

"No, that is not snow that is rain!" replied Rudolph.

"No, no, no, this is snow," she said.

"Look, there is a palace guard, we will ask him."

Rudolph went to the palace guard and said "is it raining or snowing?"

The guard was no dummy, so he said "what do YOU think it is doing, Rudolph?"

Rudolph replied, "Raining."

And the guard said "yes comrade, I was going to say raining, also!"

So Rudolph and Helga went walking off.

The guard could just barely hear the KGB official say:




"RUDOLPH, THE RED, KNOWS RAIN, DEAR"
________________________________________________

3 guys go to a ski lodge.

When they get there, they find out that there is only 1 room left.

So they take it, and soon after go to sleep.

The thing is, they all have to sleep in the same bed.

In the middle of the night, the guy on the left wakes up and says,
"I just had the strangest dream that I was getting a hand job."

Then the guy on the right wakes up and says the same thing.

Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I had a dream that I was skiing"
___________________________________________________

A little girl asked her mother: How did the human race appear?

The mother answered: God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was all mankind made.

Two days later she asks her father the same question.

The father answered: Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race was developed.

The confused girl returns to her mother and says: Mom', how is it possible that you told me that the human race was created by God and Papa says they were developed from monkeys.

The mother answers: Well dear, it is very simple. I told you about the origin of my side of the family while your father told you about his side
_______________________________________________________
Where's that fuppin Taxi

xzanti

The ski one is the best.... LOL

NeVeR

i'll call you a taxi.. c-mon rocky... I've been following your stuff. this is the worst i've seen yet !!

mickrourke

Don't worry Rocky, there's plenty of space in my cab

rocky25

NeVeR wrote: »

i'll call you a taxi.. c-mon rocky... I've been following your stuff. this is the worst i've seen yet !!

Sorry about NeVer,

Their the joke's??? I tell when everyone is good and legless, so if you have about 54 beers and 2 dozen Rum's you will be laughing your head pff.


Hagar's buying:rolleyes:

rocky25

mickrourke wrote: »

Don't worry Rocky, there's plenty of space in my cab

Cheer's Mick,

Hope you are keeping well m8:D