It's Them Gayses Fault......

Xavi6

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/7255657.stm

Israeli MP blames quakes on gays

An Israeli MP has blamed parliament's tolerance of gays for earthquakes that have rocked the Holy Land recently.

Shlomo Benizri, of the ultra-Orthodox Jewish Shas Party, said the tremors had been caused by lawmaking that gave "legitimacy to sodomy".

Israel decriminalised homosexuality in 1988 and has since passed several laws recognising gay rights.

Two earthquakes shook the region last week and a further four struck in November and December.

Adoption

Mr Benizri made his comments while addressing a committee of the Israeli parliament, or Knesset, about the country's readiness for earthquakes.

He called on lawmakers to stop "passing legislation on how to encourage homosexual activity in the state of Israel, which anyway brings about earthquakes".

Israeli court rulings in recent years have granted inheritance rights to gay couples and recognised same-sex marriages performed abroad.

Last week, Israel's attorney general ruled same-sex couples could adopt.

I bet it's their fault for global wrming too. Maybe it's the steam coming from the friction between their homosexual bodies that's heating the atmosphere :rolleyes:

Weidii

Really puts Irelands stance on it into perspective!

Lirange

Well think about it ... San Francisco?

The Turkish baths ... there's a massive quake there every generation.

Anime is gay incarnate ... Japan?

The greek island of Lesbos was ravaged by an ancient superquake.

Don't think Ireland is safe. We may yet get our comeuppance for Oscar Wilde, Graham Norton, and the Virgin Prunes.

togster

I get all my useless trivia from these xavi threads.

OT gays rock

Rb

Lirange wrote: »

Well think about it ... San Francisco?

The Turkish baths ... there's a massive quake there every generation.

Anime is gay incarnate ... Japan?

The greek island of Lesbos was ravaged by an ancient superquake.

Don't think Ireland is safe. We may yet get our comeuppance for Oscar Wilde, Graham Norton, and the Virgin Prunes.

Wow, you might be on to something there. Keep investigating and report back.

Don1

Brings new meaning to "wow, you rocked my world" I suppose............

pixelburp

Pffh, he's probably just bitter cos he can't find a nice man

Cabaal

I think its worse that the mass media cover these nutbags, the same goes for the likes of the Felps Family in the states, the less media attention they get they better

Xavi6

togster wrote: »

I get all my useless trivia from these xavi threads.

I hope that's a compliment I have to do something with my work day while the rest of boards sleeps.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Lirange wrote: »

Well think about it ... San Francisco?

The Turkish baths ... there's a massive quake there every generation.

Anime is gay incarnate ... Japan?

The greek island of Lesbos was ravaged by an ancient superquake.

Don't think Ireland is safe. We may yet get our comeuppance for Oscar Wilde, Graham Norton, and the Virgin Prunes.

Berlin... sight of the world's biggest Gay pride festival.... and an earthquake roughtly every.... emm..... oh.....

LadyJ

I guess God really does hate fags......and Israel too.

Lirange wrote: »

The greek island of Lesbos was ravaged by an ancient superquake.

Hurrah! I'm going there in May!

AckwelFoley

I blaim them ghays for the depletion of the amazon rainforests too..

Gays with chainsaws.. they must be stopped.. stop the ghays!!

Popinjay

LadyJ wrote: »

I guess God really does hate fags......and Israel too.

Does that mean Phelps and his gang were right about everything????

Then God hates us Paddies too.:eek:

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

snyper wrote: »

I blaim them ghays for the depletion of the amazon rainforests too..

Gays with chainsaws.. they must be stopped.. stop the ghays!!

Oh, be nice!

AckwelFoley

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Oh, be nice!

But you dont understand..

God said it to me.. Ghays are sinners!

Its in the bible.. if its in the bible its gotta be true!

Praise Jesus. :rolleyes:

togster

Xavi6 wrote: »

I hope that's a compliment I have to do something with my work day while the rest of boards sleeps.

You have no idea how many stupid random converstions because of these threads. A gay guy at work really appreciated this latest nugget!!:D

Lirange

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Berlin... sight of the world's biggest Gay pride festival.... and an earthquake roughtly every.... emm..... oh.....

The lord came to me in my sleep. He told me a great fault would emerge in Berlin in the next decade. A big gaping crack right across Friedrich Strasse. He said "The filthy volk cometh and the crack doth fill with blood. Herr Dieter and his show skanks shall perish in the maelstrom of my wrath and disappear into the earth"

azezil

Personally I see it as God punishing the straights for not being gay.
Cause everyone knows God loves the gays, calling hair gel product, now that's just fancy.

Lirange

You're right in one sense.

God is gay. A self loathing gay.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

According to the Bible it says "Love thy fellow man".
What's the problem?

LadyJ

Lirange wrote: »

A self loathing gay.

[curb your enthusiasm] You sir are a self-loathing jew! [/curb your enthusiasm]

AckwelFoley

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

According to the Bible it says "Love thy fellow man".
What's the problem?

.. but not in a buttsekz way.

Personally i reckon Jesus was a big buck queer.

Think about it, a guy with a beard, that liked to be surrounded by 12 guys, liked to sit down with them for dinner... had a falling out with one of his communial bitches Judas..

From Mark Chapter 10..

"And the youth, looking upon him (Jesus), loved him and beseeched that he might remain with him. And going out of the tomb, they went into the house of the youth, for he was rich. And after six days, Jesus instructed him and, at evening, the youth came to him wearing a linen cloth over his naked body. And he remained with him that night, for Jesus taught him the mystery of the Kingdom of God"

Translated:

The young gay men looked at Jesus and fancied the arse off him. They went to Jesus's pimp pad which was full of bling. Jesus told them to come to his pad, wearing fuk all only a sheet over their bare arses. They stayes and Jesus cut them a new arse.

togster

ROFL @ Snyper

Galvasean

I was reading into evolutionary theory recently and discovered were all Homos.
"So if we're all Homos why cant we all just get along?"

FunkZ

Those darn gays. They're lucky though, they'd normally get away with this sorta thing!

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

snyper wrote: »

.. but not in a buttsekz way.

Personally i reckon Jesus was a big buck queer.

Think about it, a guy with a beard, that liked to be surrounded by 12 guys, liked to sit down with them for dinner... had a falling out with one of his communial bitches Judas..

From Mark Chapter 10..

"And the youth, looking upon him (Jesus), loved him and beseeched that he might remain with him. And going out of the tomb, they went into the house of the youth, for he was rich. And after six days, Jesus instructed him and, at evening, the youth came to him wearing a linen cloth over his naked body. And he remained with him that night, for Jesus taught him the mystery of the Kingdom of God"

Translated:

The young gay men looked at Jesus and fancied the arse off him. They went to Jesus's pimp pad which was full of bling. Jesus told them to come to his pad, wearing fuk all only a sheet over their bare arses. They stayes and Jesus cut them a new arse.

And why not? Are not these the same people who are taking the Bible literally in the first place?

Personally, I like the Rev Lovejoy take on things:
"Have you ever sat down and actually read this thing? Tehcnically, we're not allowed to go to the bathroom!"

Sangre

Weidii wrote: »

Really puts Irelands stance on it into perspective!

Compared to what? Israel's decriminilasiation of homosexuality and their number of laws protecting gay rights?

Overheal

Gotta love blaming **** on those Scapegays.

Dudess

Lirange wrote: »

The lord came to me in my sleep.

Now that is gay. Was he hot?

randylonghorn

azezil wrote: »

Personally I see it as God punishing the straights for not being gay.

He already did ... we have to put up with the wimmenz!!






/flees

Lirange

Dudess wrote: »

Now that is gay. Was he hot?

He strangely looked like that bint crack whore that used to work at Macca's.

Xavi6

They're at it again! The feckers have hit England this time! Next up, George's St.....

They must be stopped!