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SiSi @ The Cellar Underground, GY - Sat night

  • 20-02-2008 7:57pm
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    SiSi @ The Cellar Underground
    Saturday 10pm


    Yó!



    Welcome to our latest hurricane of hyperbole. This week, we'll take an in-depth look at how to deconstruct club-promoter's guff. Let's begin with evidence close to home.



    "The Cellar has been roadblocked of late and this week the promoters have pulled out all the stops. Don't miss Saturday's essential party, where twisted beats & polysexual grooves will be spun to a truly diverse crowd , featuring SiSi on Dex'n'Fx."


    What does this actually mean? Time to bust some jargon....





    "Roadblocked"
    Bouncers are Nazis and make everyone queue, though it's empty inside.

    "The promoters have pulled out all the stops"
    Promoters have borrowed a slide projector and stuck up a few balloons.

    "Saturday's essential party"
    There's nothing else on.

    "Truly diverse crowd"
    Two Japanese girls wandered in by accident last time around.

    "Twisted beats"
    You won't be able to whistle any of the tunes played.

    "Polysexual grooves"
    High possibility of seeing someone getting bummed in the fringes.

    "Decks'n'Fx"
    There will be a few additional whooshing noises heard over each tune.





    In other news, last weekend motorists were monitored for drug-driving for the first time in Donegal, Monaghan & Cavan. We wonder what kind of drug-testing kit the Guardaí used? Perhaps they took a leaf out of the Australian model, which has proven hugely successful in exposing yolked-up drivers. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ve43GcS6lVc



    Drive safe,
    An Stiurthóir x

    PS Next week @ The Cellar Underground, Disconauts & Feel Music will be launching the Instant Orange EP with Max Essa, John Daly & OneEye on deck duties. More from www.myspace.com/disconauts 091 will return the following week, Sat 8th March.






    ___________________________________________________________

    CELLAR RINGTONES - TELL YOUR FRIENDS
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    1. Let's Go Outside - I'll Lick Your Spine (Massi DL Remix) / Soma
    2. Arne Michael - Goodbye-Danke (Chad Noir Mix) / Lan Muzic
    2. Herve AK - Sorry But No (Ripperton Remix) / Octopus
    4. Lee Jones – Aria / Aus
    5. Mathew Jonson – Symphony / Wagon Repair
    6. Shlomi Aber – Tokyo Shangai / Ovum
    7. Simon Beeston – Krankenwagon / District Of Corruption
    8. Butane – I Didn’t Know / Alphahouse
    9. Hennenberg – Milk Effect / Areal
    10. Peace Division – We Want You / Tsuba
    11. GummiHZ – Song For A Muse / Mobilee
    12. Pig & Dan – Sly Detector / Cocon


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