The ANti Charter

YULETIRED

Steo , I've decided to give the kids 50 euro so you win the bet.....Plus I've got a window ..... So In following R4aDreams very helpful posts on timing tells etc. Iv'e decied to post some helpful things to be aware of when posting on the poker forum.....


[SIZE=+0]The anti-Charter .........(or to give it it's proper name...IN BEFORE LOCK) [/SIZE]

Please be aware the big cahunas will post x 100 times after they grind thier way into some final table or other . The brain is still on fire and the views are more intense. Please do not take this lack of respect personally as when the ego grows the respect of others declines in paralell. This is like matter and anti matter, they can't co exist.

There will be also a bunch of chimps who will respond with LOL, I LOL'd FYP and PWND. These acroynms replace the good old acronyms like QED, VIS-VIS These acroynms more or less mean that 'I consider Latin as a retarted language.'

These same bunch of chimps will also hop on the head of the most trivial thing posted by a tourny organiser and bang on his eyeballs with rotten bannas until they make him cry.. You have to actually cry or the banana beating will not cease. An apology, and there will be a lull in the beatings but you must actually cry for the turmoil to end.

The more trivial the matter the more important it is to point it out. Again please don't take it personal, watch David Attenborough and you'll soon understand why they do this.

If you are not on the Hendon mob database your ability/opinion can be watered down to taste. agian Attenborough for a clearer understanding.

If you have less than 10 posts and are not a famous internet player, your post will be taken to the monkey lab and tested out by baby chimps, if it passes the baby chimp test, an alarm bell will ring and a giant gibbon will decide if it is suitable for a bananna attack.. If said gibbon has made a recent FT, its likely you will be banannad, unless you are HJ, Hotspur or a guy who knows how to cook banoffi in the pokerstove. Be prepared.

If you are immune to banana attacks they will pull up thier hoodies in unison and shun you from the troop. If you are shunned by the troop all your future posts will be
used as baby monkey asswipes.

If your post is not read , locked or responded to , this means you are a chimp from a lowly troop and they will slap thier hoodies repeatedly and do their monkey laughs. This can be fun to listen to. .



tackymalongo cheetah!

BrokenArrows

you forgot the mandatory "\rant over" at the end of your post.

Ste05

Since this post cost you a €50 donation to the SSF, I'll let it go for now and see what happens.

Ste05

P.S. I enjoyed it too. I was sure I'd be banning you, but I can't yet...

bops

YULETIRED wrote: »

If you are shunned by the troop all your future posts will be
used as baby monkey asswipes.

my posts have a use after all!!

in before lock of course

ditpoker

i want my two minutes back

pok3rplaya

LOL, I LOL'd FYP and PWND

Mr.Plough

[x] I lol'd yo

patmac

It's funny cause it's true.

doke

YULETIRED wrote: »

Steo , I've decided to give the kids 50 euro so you win the bet.....Plus I've got a window ..... So In following R4aDreams very helpful posts on timing tells etc. Iv'e decied to post some helpful things to be aware of when posting on the poker forum.....


[SIZE=+0]The anti-Charter .........(or to give it it's proper name...IN BEFORE LOCK) [/SIZE]

Please be aware the big cahunas will post x 100 times after they grind thier way into some final table or other . The brain is still on fire and the views are more intense. Please do not take this lack of respect personally as when the ego grows the respect of others declines in paralell. This is like matter and anti matter, they can't co exist.

I've decided not to reply to this thread. I felt it was important that you all should know that.

Rb

YULETIRED wrote: »

There will be also a bunch of chimps who will respond with LOL, I LOL'd FYP and PWND. These acroynms replace the good old acronyms like QED, VIS-VIS These acroynms more or less mean that 'I consider Latin as a retarted language.'

I LOL'd.

YULETIRED

rb_ie wrote: »

I LOL'd.

Hello primates.
I've often wondered about this one chimps... what does LOL'd mean? I see if so often. Is it possible to LOL'd There are no prizes for spotting spelling mistakes btw. (be they deliberate or otherwsie)

ah feck it, I will donate 1 euro for every spelling mistake posted in my original post to the ssf. on top of the grand some of 50 euro.

will be back Friday to cheque .

PS. Jeff I owe you 2 minutes, now how many do you owe Nicky? hmmmm, have a bananna.:)

BobSloane

YULETIRED wrote: »

Hello primates.
. Is it possible to LOL'd

Yes i suppose it should be L'dOL but that could possibly be confused with LDO if one failed to read to the end of the acronym and/or missed the apostrophe

Goodluck2me

YULETIRED wrote: »

Hello primates.
I've often wondered about this one chimps... what does LOL'd mean? I see if so often. Is it possible to LOL'd There are no prizes for spotting spelling mistakes btw. (be they deliberate or otherwsie->wise)

ah feck it, I will donate 1 euro for every spelling mistake posted in my original post to the ssf. on top of the grand some->sum of 50 euro.

will be back Friday to cheque-check .

PS. Jeff I owe you 2 minutes, now how many do you owe Nicky? hmmmm, have a bananna.:)

That would be 3 Euro, but i guess its not hte original post.

RedJoker

YULETIRED wrote: »

If said gibbon has made a recent FT, its likely you will be banannad, unless you are HJ, Hotspur or a guy who knows how to cook banoffi in the pokerstove. Be prepared.

Text results appended to pokerstove.txt

games 0.031 secs games/sec

Board: How
Dead: To

equity win tie pots won pots tied
Hand 0: -1.#IO% -1.#J% -1.#J% 0 0.00 { Cook }
Hand 1: -1.#IO% -1.#J% -1.#J% 0 0.00 { Banoffi }

Damn it, I can't get it work.

DeVore

Raise more preflop.

DeV.

Jesus Wept

Tl;dr

5starpool

This thread needs cats.

Chucky the tree

YULETIRED wrote: »

Hello primates.
I've often wondered about this one chimps... what does LOL'd mean? I see if so often. Is it possible to LOL'd There are no prizes for spotting spelling mistakes btw. (be they deliberate or otherwsie)

ah feck it, I will donate 1 euro for every spelling mistake posted in my original post to the ssf. on top of the grand some of 50 euro.

will be back Friday to cheque .

PS. Jeff I owe you 2 minutes, now how many do you owe Nicky? hmmmm, have a bananna.:)

Is that a strawberry retart your offering us latin people?

Lafortezza

Lazare

Please ban Solks for typing in that horrible font.

a-k-47

yuletired, FT now, cheer me on?

ianmc38

lafortezza wrote: »

Alas, if you only had a womb. A+++ imo

Lafortezza

ianmc38 wrote: »

Alas, if you only had a womb. A+++ imo

I'm a pitcher not a catcher, sorry.

Flushdraw

goodluck2me wrote: »

That would be 3 Euro, but i guess its not hte original post.

Disappointed in you Joe...You missed some!

YULETIRED wrote:

Hello primates.
I've often wondered about this one chimps... what does LOL'd mean? I see if ->it so often. Is it possible to LOL'd There are no prizes for spotting spelling mistakes btw. (be they deliberate or otherwsie->wise)

ah feck it, I will donate 1 euro for every spelling mistake posted in my original post to the ssf. on top of the grand some->sum of 50 euro.

will be back Friday to cheque-check .

PS. Jeff I owe you 2 minutes, now how many do you owe Nicky? hmmmm, have a bananna -> banana.

YULETIRED

Rock Lobster.! ....go and bite some pillow case, Ianmc is feeling randy. I knew his ladyboy experiences would follow him back to this neck of the woods. (he is one of the orange arse chimps I believe, small but irritable)

and Tony & Joe, you need to pay more attention, there are at least 6 spelling errors in the OP.. I make it 58 Euro for the santa kids so far .

Did Ak47 win his tourny?

I'm very impressed/shocked this thread is still unlocked.

LuckyLloyd

This post has been deleted.

YULETIRED

lafortezza wrote: »

You have the power Lafort. The monkeys are chirping and you know you want to do it...... the real substance I wanted here I was expecting from you............I'm the only party in this thread not worthy enough to call myself a boards man - > the ban button is over there > ..........meh....Older guys FTW.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dH4p9BQ3V9o

Now who woke king kong up so early.?:):)

smurph

5starpool wrote: »

This thread needs cats.