So, my mate stuck a sticker on my car saying...

Wacker

"My mother loves her gay son." Har har har. Laugh it up! I noticed after I'd driven home on Sunday night from Greystones, so hardly anyone would have seen me. Anyone got any ideas as to how I should get him back?

Here's my idea: the guy sells cars, so if someone has trouble with their cars, they often go to him. I am thinking of telling him that my sister had stuck the thing on it, and then some scumbag keyed the word FAG onto my door. That way he'll feel all guilty and be ultra apologetic. Not bad, but not great.

Can anyone suggest anything better?

Terry

Eat his young.

Jack Sheehan

+1, preferably first born.

mikemac

Just put his car into the local paper for €500 and he'll be bombarded with calls.
Or stick his gaff to rent onto daft.ie

Finally, put an ad with his description and mobile into the "Looking for a partner" in Buy & Sell. . You need to buy a message box

I've used all three tactics, people don't play jokes on me anymore!

Barlow07

Wacker wrote: »

"My mother loves her gay son." Har har har. Laugh it up! I noticed after I'd driven home on Sunday night from Greystones, so hardly anyone would have seen me. Anyone got any ideas as to how I should get him back?

It depends how much you want to get him back? You could always buy a Car clamp in Argos and follow him one day and clamp his car and ring him after a few minutes then pull up with a Angle Grinder, cut it off and clamp, put it in your car boot of course and then send him sumouns a few days later in the post stating he has to appear in court charged with criminal damage then a couple of days before send him a e-mail with you putting the clamp on his car and a copy of the sumouns, it may seem like hard work, well worth it in the end

mc nuggets

Why stop with his young, whole family FTW.

Leon11

Bombard all the free websites saying taht he's moving abroad and plans to sell off all his household stuff on a Saturday/Sunday morning at 9am. Preferably if you can a sign outside the house on the morning of the sale works wonders, was told this happened in Toronto when I was there a year ago or so.

AlmightyCushion

mc nuggets wrote: »

Why stop with his young, whole family FTW.

Kidnap him, make him watch you kill and cook his family then feed his family to him.

Terry

Impregnate his girlfriend.

I did this on my best friend.


He still doesn't know about it.

The child is ginger though, so that might give it away.

antodeco

Cut his breaks, remove his airbag and replace it with a balloon saying "My love sack". That way you can point and laugh at him in the hospital and say that he had his face on your "love sack" .

That'll teach 'im..

connundrum

Spread a rumour that he has the clap. Then actually give him the clap.

Revenge + free sex. Who loses

Nerin

impregnate Him!

Fratton Fred

Terry wrote: »

Impregnate his girlfriend.

I did this on my best friend.


He still doesn't know about it.

The child is ginger though, so that might give it away.

You did that to your best mate? a ginger child?

Some people have no shame. Still, a shags a shag I suppose:D

Nerin

this one will take ages but will be really worth it.
firstly, capture him and his whole family.
then impregnate them all,including him.(make him watch repeatedly asking "do you see?!")
then let the ginger kids start sprouting out of everywhere alien style.(make him watch repeatedly asking "do you see?!")
then let the gingers have their sick way with him.
then cook up his family and feed em to him/let him watch you and your offspring eat his offspring.(while doing this i suggest you play daniel o donnel music in the background. or the birdy song)
finally,lock him in a basement with the strange creatures you made,as it slowly fills with flammable liquid,now all it takes is light up a ciggy,and cool as a cat throw it into your basement/dungeon. boom!

what a laugh!

Davidius

Oh yeah, I saw it.* Good thing you drove off when you did, there was a couple of people with baseball bats just arund the corner. Something about "smashin' in da gay lah's car".

*Everybody saw it.

Kold

Rape him. Gruesomely.

RonMexico

Best bumper sticker i saw was - Daddys little princess is my little bitch!

Gran Hermano

OP, get your boyfriend to bash him up.

FlutterinBantam

Pay a visit to his gaff and" top deck" the place.

The guy

Since he sells cars secretly sneak into the car lot and put a message in the glove box of every car saying maddie was here that way when the rolls away and they open the slove box there will be a big surprise.

Capt'n Midnight

Terry wrote: »

Eat his young.

Depends on how young - http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055135941

yawnstretch

nerin wrote: »

this one will take ages but will be really worth it....

:D

MrJoeSoap

Set his house on fire in the middle of the night and see how many make it out. Set up booby traps for extra effect.

NoQuarter

easy!


or i seen one where some lads stuck a whole bag or marshmallows all over someones car, cant find the pic but it looked like this!

MrJoeSoap

king-stew wrote: »

easy!


or i seen one where some lads stuck a whole bag or marshmallows all over someones car, cant find the pic but it looked like this!

Now that is f*cking brilliant. Do that OP... PLEASE! And take pictures and videos!

DO0GLE

Take his car apart and then put it back together in his suiting room.

biko

This is how the Moyross feud started.

Boston

What you want to do is typedef is sister.

ditpoker

EASY : http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1774718

these things ALWAYS escalate

Canis Lupus

Burn his house down.

Splinter

sleep with his ma?

see if you can get his girlfriend in on it, she might help you come up with some great revenge

Kold

Put Maddy in his glove compartment, if you want Maddy, PM. Collect or expensive as hell shipping.

Stephen

Do what mythbusters did - fill his car with their magic expanding foam (tm).

The Sparrow

Call Dr. Manhattan... He'll know what to do!

jezza

Sign him up for animal porn.
The emails I get are absolutely disgraceful. I can't even bring myself to opening them.

"Hot blonde fondles dog co".... yeh see where I'm going with this??

My ex musta signed me up or something.
Dirty fag.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Yeah sure, yore "ex"!

jezza

Well he'd be the only one sad enough to be watchin that sort of carry on.After all the rest of us can get laid.
God he disgusts me.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Do you want to talk about it?

Dub6Kevin

Place a "man seekning man" ad on gumtree and in the free ads. He'll get some very interesting calls...

MarkR

Cling film over the toilet. Always love that.

Freeze a can or two of shaving foam. While frozen cut off top. While still froze hide somewhere amusing and leave overnight to thaw. Perhaps a desk drawer, glovebox of car, cupboard etc.

Hide a dead fish somewhere in his office. Maybe taped under his chair, in a vent, behind the ceiling tiles etc.

Put frozen dog poo in his pockets.

Fony Tenton

http://www.google.ie/search?hl=en&q=Call+back&btnG=Google+Search&meta=cr%3DcountryIE

Sign him up for as many call backs as you can

Terry

jezza wrote: »

Well he'd be the only one sad enough to be watchin that sort of carry on.After all the rest of us can get laid.
God he disgusts me.

You went out with Mordeth?